On a doorway in Dover
\nI once stumbled over
\na programmer wrapped in a sheet.
\nThis poor prostrate nerd
\ndidn’t utter a word
\nas he lay there half-blocking the street.<\/p>\n
“From your face I can see
\nthat you work in IT
\nwhat has brought you to this sorry state?”
\nThis poor wretched geek
\nthen started to speak
\nand told me his terrible fate<\/p>\n
Cruel fortune had picked him,
\nas sad deadlock victim.
\nThe conflict had left him for dead;
\nfor wise men don’t mess
\nwith a deadlocked process
\nan incident DBAs dread.<\/p>\n
“When I’m dead, on my harp
\nI shall play in C#”
\non my terminal, happy I’ll be.
\nI’m going offline
\nto a site that’s divine
\nwhere all pizza and coffee is free.”<\/p>\n
“Insert into grave
\nselect * from poor Dave
\nAnd put on my gravestone ‘Raiserror!
\na victim, one time
\nof a deadlocking crime”
\nThen he died with a look of sheer terror.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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