{"id":9456,"date":"2013-09-09T07:05:26","date_gmt":"2013-09-09T06:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=9456"},"modified":"2013-09-09T07:07:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-09T06:07:03","slug":"du-skall-icke-kasta-parlor-till-svin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=9456","title":{"rendered":"“Du skall icke kasta p\u00e4rlor till svin”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Du skall icke kasta p\u00e4rlor till svin”<\/p>\n

ja, precis s\u00e5 sa han. Sa det med en best\u00e4md r\u00f6st. H\u00e4vdade sen att<\/p>\n

“De d\u00e4r idioterna fattar \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte vad du g\u00f6r s\u00e5 varf\u00f6r g\u00f6ra det?”<\/p>\n

och fortsatte<\/p>\n

“Det enda dom \u00e4r intresserade av \u00e4r att slicka varandras nedbajsade rumpor, titta p\u00e5 idol uppblandat med melodifestivaler som bara kommer i en \u00e4ndl\u00f6s radda och aldrig tar slut.”<\/p>\n

“Men s\u00e5…” f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker jag, men han har mer att s\u00e4ga<\/p>\n

“Dom vill bara ha enkelt sondmatat neds\u00e4nt i sina hj\u00e4rnor. Dom t\u00e4nker inte ens p\u00e5 jobbet l\u00e4ngre, \u00e4n mindre hemma. Dom bara g\u00f6r det som maskiner snart tar \u00f6ver, f\u00f6rl\u00f6pare till det artificiella. Sen \u00e4r det aj\u00f6ss och goodby med dom d\u00e4r icket\u00e4nkande och de sitter d\u00e4r i sina dr\u00f6mv\u00e4rldar och bara lallar..”<\/p>\n

N\u00e5gonstans d\u00e4r gav jag upp om att f\u00e5 fram mitt f\u00f6rsvar om tr\u00f6tta m\u00e4nniskor. Folk som gett allt p\u00e5 jobbet och nu satt hemma i TV soffan och var tr\u00f6tta f\u00f6r livet. Inte dom som Perci Barnevik pratade om allts\u00e5. “Dom som satt p\u00e5 kontoret och v\u00e4nde papper hela dagarna och sen gick hem och byggde en b\u00e5t” Nej de h\u00e4r var ett tr\u00f6ttare g\u00e4ng. Som inte bara satt och v\u00e4nde papper p\u00e5 dagarna. K\u00f6rde slut p\u00e5 sig, s\u00e5 dom inte orkade med annat \u00e4n jobbet. En sorgligare samling eller ett sorgligt samh\u00e4lle om man nu skulle skylla p\u00e5 det.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Du skall icke kasta p\u00e4rlor till svin” ja, precis s\u00e5 sa han. Sa det med en best\u00e4md r\u00f6st. H\u00e4vdade sen att “De d\u00e4r idioterna fattar \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte vad du g\u00f6r s\u00e5 varf\u00f6r g\u00f6ra det?” och fortsatte “Det enda dom \u00e4r intresserade av \u00e4r att slicka varandras nedbajsade rumpor, titta p\u00e5 idol uppblandat med melodifestivaler som […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2314,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=2314","url_meta":{"origin":9456,"position":0},"title":"Tomtens statusrapport nr 9","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2012-12-09","format":false,"excerpt":"Flyttad till https:\/\/www.tomtensdagbok.se Hej tomtemor h\u00e4r, i morse n\u00e4r jag vaknade s\u00e5 stod det flera tusen ekorrar. nej snarare flera tusen v\u00e4ldigt arga ekorrar, h\u00e4r utanf\u00f6r stugan och tjattrade, hoppade och for runt. 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