{"id":824,"date":"2009-03-11T14:50:43","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T13:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=824"},"modified":"2009-03-11T14:50:43","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T13:50:43","slug":"kuligt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=824","title":{"rendered":"Kuligt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TENANT&#8217;S COMPLAINTS TO THE COUNCIL<br \/>\nTHESE ARE GENUINE CLIPS FROM COUNCIL COMPLAINT LETTERS:<\/p>\n<p>1: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has<br \/>\nfungus growing.<\/p>\n<p>2: He&#8217;s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I just<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t take anymore.<\/p>\n<p>3: Its the dog mess I find hard to swallow.<\/p>\n<p>4: I want some repairs done to my cooker, as it has backfired and<br \/>\nburnt my knob off.<\/p>\n<p>5: I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he<br \/>\nput his foot in the hole in his back passage.<\/p>\n<p>6: And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.<\/p>\n<p>7: I wish to complain that the tiles are missing from my outside<br \/>\ntoilet roof. I think it was the bad wind the other night that blew<br \/>\nthem off.<\/p>\n<p>8: My lavatory is cracked, where do I stand?<\/p>\n<p>9: I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.<\/p>\n<p>10: Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife<br \/>\ntripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>11: I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>12: 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are<br \/>\njust plain filthy.<\/p>\n<p>13: I am still having problems with smoke in my new drawers.<\/p>\n<p>14: The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.<\/p>\n<p>15: Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny<br \/>\ncolour and not fit to drink.<\/p>\n<p>16: Our lavatory seat is broken in half, and now split into 3 pieces.<\/p>\n<p>17: I wish to complain about the farmer across the road; every morning<br \/>\nat 6am his cock wakes me up, and its now getting too much for me!<\/p>\n<p>18: The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which<br \/>\nis unsightly and dangerous.<\/p>\n<p>19: Our kitchen floor is damp, we have 2 children and would like a 3rd<br \/>\nso please send someone round to do something about it.<\/p>\n<p>20: I am a single women living in a downstairs flat, and would you<br \/>\nplease do something about the noise made by the man of top of me every<br \/>\nnight.<\/p>\n<p>21: Please send a man round with the right tool to finish the job and<br \/>\nsatisfy my wife.<\/p>\n<p>22: I have had the clerk of works down on the floor 6 times, but I<br \/>\nstill get no satisfaction.<\/p>\n<p>23: This is to let you know our lavatory seat is broken and we still<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t get bbc2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TENANT&#8217;S COMPLAINTS TO THE COUNCIL THESE ARE GENUINE CLIPS FROM COUNCIL COMPLAINT LETTERS: 1: My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing. 2: He&#8217;s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house, and I just can&#8217;t take anymore. 3: Its the dog mess I find hard to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-swedish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21655,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=21655","url_meta":{"origin":824,"position":0},"title":"Magical Road Passage Disappears Twice a Day| Interesting Engineering","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2016-09-28","format":false,"excerpt":"Passage du Gois is drivable only when the tide is low, for around 3 hours, only 1 \u00bd hours before the lowest tide and 1 \u00bd hours afterward. 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