{"id":7227,"date":"2013-05-10T22:19:02","date_gmt":"2013-05-10T21:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eurosource.se\/akhe\/wordpress\/?p=7227"},"modified":"2013-05-10T22:19:36","modified_gmt":"2013-05-10T21:19:36","slug":"masskit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=7227","title":{"rendered":"M\u00e5sskit"},"content":{"rendered":"

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M\u00e5sarna nattsjunger utanf\u00f6r mitt f\u00f6nster h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret. S\u00e5d\u00e4r som dom g\u00f6r p\u00e5 sommaren n\u00e4r det sista ljuset f\u00f6rsvinner f\u00f6r att strax komma tillbaks igen. Nu \u00e4r natten fortfarande l\u00e4ngre \u00e4n bara ett kort \u00f6gonblick, men om bara n\u00e5gra veckor finns den inte l\u00e4ngre. D\u00e5 blir det aldrig riktig natt egentligen h\u00e4r p\u00e5 +400 \u00f6.h. Bara mindre ljust. Inte ens n\u00e4r det \u00e4r som m\u00f6rkast och m\u00e5sarna flyger d\u00e4r uppe och skriker ut sitt godnatt \u00e4r det m\u00f6rkt. Inte ens n\u00e4r dom landat och satt sig p\u00e5 en trygg plats f\u00f6r att vila \u00e4r m\u00f6rkret p\u00e5 n\u00e5got s\u00e4tt m\u00f6rker.<\/p>\n


\n<\/em>Jag gillar m\u00e5sarna. Dom l\u00e5ter som Amerikaner. L\u00e5ter mycket. Tar f\u00f6r sig. Visar att dom finns till. Skiter p\u00e5 den som retar upp dem. Om m\u00e5sarna \u00e4r f\u00e5glarnas Amerikaner s\u00e5 \u00e4r bj\u00f6rktrastarna Stockholmarna. Eller kanske tanterna. Dom arga. Dom som ocks\u00e5 l\u00e5ter ibland med handv\u00e4skan i h\u00f6gsta hugg. Jag gillar bj\u00f6rktrastar lika mycket som tanter. Amerikaner med f\u00f6r den delen. I alla fall de fredliga.<\/p>\n

B\u00e4st att inte gl\u00f6mma Stockholmarna heller s\u00e5klart. Men de \u00e4r i och f\u00f6r sig mest Svenskar d\u00e4r. Eller m\u00e4nniskor som blivit Svenskar efter att ha f\u00f6tts p\u00e5 platser som vi inte r\u00e4knar som Sverige. Ursprungsstockholmarna \u00e4r s\u00e5 f\u00f6rsvinnande f\u00e5. Resten kommer h\u00e4rifr\u00e5n skogarna. Det \u00e4r de b\u00e4sta som \u00e4r d\u00e4r. Vi f\u00f6rlorarna och kl\u00e5parna \u00e4r kvar i orter som Los, Edsbyn, Bolln\u00e4s och Ljusdal. Man har ju f\u00f6rs\u00f6kt plocka bort sig sj\u00e4lv fr\u00e5n de d\u00e4r f\u00f6rlorade. Men just det \u00e4r bara tecknet p\u00e5 att man \u00e4r den st\u00f6rsta nollan av dem alla. Grattis! F\u00f6rresten Amerikaner \u00e4r v\u00e4l inte s\u00e5 f\u00f6rbannat mycket “Amerikaner” heller f\u00f6r den delen.<\/p>\n

Har tr\u00e4ffat ondskan i form av en egoistiskt k\u00e4rring idag. En s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r som f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker f\u00f6rb\u00e4ttra sina positioner n\u00e4r det verkligen g\u00e4ller att h\u00e5lla ihop. \u00c5ngrar bara en sak idag att jag inte sa “j\u00e4vla k\u00e4rring” och gick d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n. Men jag \u00e4r s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 att denna kvinna en dag kommer att f\u00e5 en m\u00e5sskit rakt i huvudet av en av de godnattande m\u00e5sarna. En stor rinnande sak. Ibland hatar jag verkligen m\u00e4nniskorna!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

M\u00e5sarna nattsjunger utanf\u00f6r mitt f\u00f6nster h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret. S\u00e5d\u00e4r som dom g\u00f6r p\u00e5 sommaren n\u00e4r det sista ljuset f\u00f6rsvinner f\u00f6r att strax komma tillbaks igen. Nu \u00e4r natten fortfarande l\u00e4ngre \u00e4n bara ett kort \u00f6gonblick, men om bara n\u00e5gra veckor finns den inte l\u00e4ngre. D\u00e5 blir det aldrig riktig natt egentligen h\u00e4r p\u00e5 +400 \u00f6.h. 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