{"id":51338,"date":"2026-03-05T16:19:53","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T15:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=51338"},"modified":"2026-03-05T16:19:53","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T15:19:53","slug":"fossta-tossdan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=51338","title":{"rendered":"F\u00f6ssta Tossdan…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Jag st\u00e4dar. Torsdag. Denna aldrig sinande str\u00f6m av torsdagsst\u00e4dningar. Det finns alltid en till som v\u00e4ntar om h\u00f6rnet. Extra segt idag. F\u00e5r l\u00e4gga mig p\u00e5 soffan en stund. Hj\u00e4lper s\u00e5klart inte ett skit. Lika tr\u00f6tt efter som f\u00f6re. Fast kliver upp och g\u00f6r klart. Nu sitter jag h\u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det \u00e4r den “f\u00f6ssta tossdan i mass”. Man borde f\u00e5 “massipant\u00e5rta” fast man inte har n\u00e5gon koppling alls till Sm\u00e5land. Allts\u00e5 bara f\u00f6r att man gillar. Ja och bara f\u00f6r att jag tycker det \u00e4r roligt att man anammat s\u00e5dant h\u00e4r. Sluter upp kring. Sk\u00f6nt! S\u00e5 mycket humor har vi inte i H\u00e4lsingland. Vi \u00e4r lite \u00e4ngsligare av oss. Beh\u00f6ver H\u00e4lsingeg\u00e5rdar att h\u00e5lla oss i. Kallar dem slott. I brist p\u00e5 annat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast v\u00e5ra v\u00e4gar g\u00e5r rakt \u00f6ver bergen ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r runt dem. N\u00e5got s\u00e4ger v\u00e4l det ocks\u00e5 om H\u00e4lsingarnas mentalitet. Det \u00e4r i skojandet om sig sj\u00e4lva som det brister.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu har jag en kopp kaffe bredvid mig. Gevalia, f\u00f6r att det var Gevalia som var billigast n\u00e4r vi handlade. Annars tar jag helst Arvid Nordqvist. Finns inte det s\u00e5 f\u00e5r det bli L\u00f6fbergs lila. Tredjehandsval Gevalia allts\u00e5. Men skillnaderna \u00e4r inte s\u00e5 stor att man kr\u00e4ks upp det svarta \u00e4nd\u00e5. B\u00f6nor \u00e4r v\u00e4l godast. Har druckit espresso tillagat av en v\u00e4rldsm\u00e4stare i den konsten. Stockholm. N\u00e4ra Mariatorget. F\u00f6rel\u00e4sningen innan man fick h\u00e4va i sig den lilla koppen var p\u00e5 fem minuter. Sen slurp. Jod\u00e5… Kan man f\u00e5 en till?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e4r Karlstad och G\u00e4vle m\u00f6ts i hockey s\u00e5 kallar man det kaffekampen. Det \u00e4r n\u00e4stan lika fyndigt som “F\u00f6ssta…”. Men inte H\u00e4lsingland det heller allts\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Egentligen n\u00e4r jag en l\u00e4ngtan till turkosa hav. Antar iof att det finns billiga hotellrum nu runt Persiska viken. Men os\u00e4ker om den franska bilen orkar hela v\u00e4gen. Men kanske skulle man kunna lifta ner med ett evakueringsflyg…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Israel, USA och Ryssland. Ledarna. Vill se dem i tribunalerna. De skall st\u00e5 till svars. F\u00f6r brott mot folkr\u00e4tten. Efter att dom \u00e4r hanterade kan vi ta tag i alla de d\u00e4r andra folkm\u00f6rdarna. Vi kan i alla fall inte ha en v\u00e4rld d\u00e4r den starka utan straff kan g\u00f6r som han\/hon vill. Inte ens n\u00e4r den som de ger sig p\u00e5 sj\u00e4lva \u00e4r fulingar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pengar tillbaks p\u00e5 skatten skall man f\u00e5. Skatteverket viskade det i mitt \u00f6ra ig\u00e5r. Aldrig tidigare har v\u00e4l s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga l\u00e4tta pengar ramlar \u00e5t mitt h\u00e5ll som de senaste dagarna. D\u00e5 skall man bet\u00e4nka att jag redan ocks\u00e5 f\u00e5tt ett rej\u00e4lt rootavdrag f\u00f6r bergv\u00e4rmeinstallation. Det finns liksom ingen hejd p\u00e5 givmildheterna. L\u00e4gger man d\u00e4rtill tandl\u00e4karst\u00f6det s\u00e5 baxnar man n\u00e4stan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu skall jag forts\u00e4tta med mitt kodande. N\u00e5gra rader skall vi v\u00e4l \u00e4nd\u00e5 lyckas f\u00e5 till innan dagen \u00e4r slut. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag st\u00e4dar. Torsdag. Denna aldrig sinande str\u00f6m av torsdagsst\u00e4dningar. Det finns alltid en till som v\u00e4ntar om h\u00f6rnet. Extra segt idag. F\u00e5r l\u00e4gga mig p\u00e5 soffan en stund. Hj\u00e4lper s\u00e5klart inte ett skit. Lika tr\u00f6tt efter som f\u00f6re. Fast kliver upp och g\u00f6r klart. Nu sitter jag h\u00e4r. Det \u00e4r den “f\u00f6ssta tossdan i mass”. 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