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Tjoff sa det idag p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. P\u00e5 kontot. Pengar f\u00f6r den d\u00e4r bryggan ramlade in. \u00d6ver sextusen sp\u00e4nn. Vafalls. Det hade man liksom inte r\u00e4knat med. Tror hela jobbet kostade femton d\u00e5 n\u00e4r det begav sig. Ja och det \u00e4r ju n\u00e5gra \u00e5r sedan det. En hel del jobb las ner av tandtekniker och tandl\u00e4kare. R\u00e4tt OK v\u00e4rdeminskning allts\u00e5. Kan liksom inte klaga, mest gapar man stort av f\u00f6rv\u00e5ning. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fr\u00e5gan \u00e4r s\u00e5klart vad skall man g\u00f6ra med dom pengarna nu n\u00e4r elr\u00e4kningen redan \u00e4r betald?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast pengar har alltid hittat en v\u00e4g ut. Jag \u00e4r s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 att de h\u00e4r g\u00f6r det ocks\u00e5. Men det \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 en viss sk\u00f6n k\u00e4nsla med pengar som man inte r\u00e4knat med att f\u00e5 in. Man kan liksom till\u00e5ta sig lite friare t\u00e4nk med s\u00e5dan pengar. I alla fall innan men t\u00e4nker efter och blir rationell. Tyv\u00e4rr vandrar man allt f\u00f6r ofta i den riktningen till slut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u00e4nk \u00e4nd\u00e5, \u00e4rlighet, fin sak, tandl\u00e4karna kunde l\u00e4tt ha tagit hand om den d\u00e4r bryggan sj\u00e4lva. Skrot f\u00f6r mig. Jag var j\u00e4kligt glad att bli av med den eftersom den mest gjorde ont. Men s\u00e5 \u00e4r man d\u00e5 \u00e4rliga. Stort i min v\u00e4rld. Borde nog k\u00f6pa en t\u00e5rta \u00e5t dem till n\u00e4sta bes\u00f6k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sex grader varmt idag. Man skall sk\u00e4mmas bort. Atlas nere i k\u00e4llaren har slappnat av i flera dagar nu. V\u00e4rmer n\u00e4stan f\u00f6r mycket. Har f\u00e5tt s\u00e4nka lite v\u00e4rmekurvor f\u00f6r att inte \u00e5ngas bort. Lite s\u00e5dant d\u00e4r m\u00e5ste det s\u00e5klart vara f\u00f6rsta \u00e5ret. Hitta kurvan som st\u00e4mmer b\u00e4st f\u00f6r det gamla huset. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Halt som fan ute. G\u00e5r man ut p\u00e5 trappen hamnar man nere i byn p\u00e5 tre sekunder, detta utan att r\u00f6ra en fena. Sand brukar vara bra f\u00f6r att kontrollera (l\u00e4s begr\u00e4nsa) farten i s\u00e5dana l\u00e4gen. Har alltid h\u00e4mtat fr\u00e5n n\u00e5got odd grustag i skogen tidigare. Bunkrat upp inf\u00f6r den h\u00e4r tiden. Men sen har kommunen erbjudit n\u00e5gra hinkar gratis. Fast tydligen inte i \u00e5r. I alla fall hittar jag ingen sand. Nu kan det vara s\u00e5 ocks\u00e5 att den informella delen i Los har kommit \u00f6verens om att sand det f\u00e5r man h\u00e4mta p\u00e5 ett annat st\u00e4lle. Det h\u00e4nder r\u00e4tt ofta att de d\u00e4r informella \u00f6verenskommelserna tr\u00e4ffas bland de inf\u00f6dda. N\u00e4stan alltid gl\u00f6mmer man att ber\u00e4tta f\u00f6r oss inflyttade. Jod\u00e5 trotts att det \u00e4r 40-\u00e5r sedan vi flyttade hit sista april i \u00e5r s\u00e5 \u00e4r vi nyinflyttade fortfarande. Losbo blir man aldrig p\u00e5 riktigt om man kommer utifr\u00e5n. Det l\u00f6ser sig. Man f\u00e5r v\u00e4l ta kattsand i v\u00e4rsta fall.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men nu har jag en sen kopp kaffe framf\u00f6r mig. Sen lunch idag eftersom det fl\u00f6t p\u00e5 s\u00e5 in i helvete bra p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen s\u00e5 att den (f\u00f6rmiddagen) fick str\u00e4cka sig ut en bit p\u00e5 eftermiddagen. F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker \u00e4nd\u00e5 att ha lite h\u00e5llpunkter. Kretsar kring dem f\u00f6r det mesta. Dels f\u00f6r att kunna planera n\u00e4r man skall ge sig ner p\u00e5 djupa vatten utan att st\u00f6ras av trivialiteter, men ocks\u00e5 f\u00f6r att man skall ha ett skapligt vettigt liv som inte bara \u00e4r arbete.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5 kaffe nu allts\u00e5. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Tjoff sa det idag p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. P\u00e5 kontot. Pengar f\u00f6r den d\u00e4r bryggan ramlade in. \u00d6ver sextusen sp\u00e4nn. Vafalls. Det hade man liksom inte r\u00e4knat med. Tror hela jobbet kostade femton d\u00e5 n\u00e4r det begav sig. Ja och det \u00e4r ju n\u00e5gra \u00e5r sedan det. En hel del jobb las ner av tandtekniker och tandl\u00e4kare. 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