{"id":50451,"date":"2025-10-06T10:29:21","date_gmt":"2025-10-06T09:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=50451"},"modified":"2025-10-06T10:29:21","modified_gmt":"2025-10-06T09:29:21","slug":"ett-ansikte-for-hemorrojder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=50451","title":{"rendered":"Ett ansikte f\u00f6r hemorrojder"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"510\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-From-2025-10-06-11-26-57.png?resize=580%2C510&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-50453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-From-2025-10-06-11-26-57.png?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-From-2025-10-06-11-26-57.png?resize=300%2C264&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Screenshot-From-2025-10-06-11-26-57.png?resize=768%2C675&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hon, Maria G Nilsson, sa att hon skulle ge hemorrojder ett ansikte. Nu kan man v\u00e4l s\u00e4ga att hon d\u00e5 har lyckats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hon, Maria G Nilsson, sa att hon skulle ge hemorrojder ett ansikte. Nu kan man v\u00e4l s\u00e4ga att hon d\u00e5 har lyckats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-swedish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15229,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=15229","url_meta":{"origin":50451,"position":0},"title":"Min mor kommer p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2014-10-29","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag dr\u00f6mmer om min d\u00f6da mamma precis innan jag somnar in i \u00a0natt. 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