{"id":48589,"date":"2024-10-20T21:58:08","date_gmt":"2024-10-20T20:58:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=48589"},"modified":"2024-10-20T21:58:08","modified_gmt":"2024-10-20T20:58:08","slug":"svammel-del-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=48589","title":{"rendered":"Svammel – del 1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Jag skulle kunnat lyssna p\u00e5 regnet om det nu regnat. Men regnar g\u00f6r det ju inte. Nej, inte en droppen. Verkligen inga droppar regn. Fast imorgon kan det komma en droppen. Eller flera. Ganska troligt rent utav om man lyssnar p\u00e5 SMHI. Fast dom har ju haft fel f\u00f6rut. Ungef\u00e4r 60 – 40%. N\u00e5gra fler r\u00e4tt \u00e4n fel. S\u00e5 kommer det ingen droppe imorgon heller s\u00e5 \u00e4r det inte s\u00e5 konstigt det heller. Det \u00e4r som det skall vara,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gammelkatten ligger h\u00e4r bredvid mig och vill bli klappad. Ja, hon VILL<\/strong> verkligen BLI<\/strong> klappad. Tycker att gamla ocoola gubbar sannerligen kan klappa sn\u00e4ll och s\u00f6t och i h\u00f6stskrud ikl\u00e4dd katt, ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att skriva en massa skr\u00e4p och skit p\u00e5 ett svart skarmligt tangentbord som visserligen \u00e4r mekaniskt och t\u00e4mligen v\u00e4l rengjort men lik f\u00f6rbaskat \u00e4r ett svart skramligt tangentbord. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men katten f\u00e5r ge sig till t\u00e5ls. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

En k\u00e4nd radioperson och journalist boende i S\u00f6derhamn tycker att jag svamlar. Ja och troligen har han helt r\u00e4tt i det. Den h\u00e4r texten borde kunna anv\u00e4ndas som bevis i det fallet. Om man nu skulle k\u00e4nna behov av att bevisa det. Eller tycka till om s\u00e5dant. Jag k\u00e4nner mig alltid lite hedrad n\u00e4r personer fr\u00e5n de h\u00f6gre skikten noterar att jag finns. \u00c4ven om de snabbt bortser mig som en svamlare. S\u00e5dant f\u00e5r man faktisk r\u00e4kna med som en varandes en vanlig enkel m\u00e4nniska. En oupph\u00f6jd.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men helgen, ja den har varit alldeles utm\u00e4rkt. En tallrik sushi har faktisk kommit min v\u00e4g. Inget kan g\u00e5 fel d\u00e5. P\u00e5 restaurangen hade vi dessutom en mindre sl\u00e4kttr\u00e4ff med mina favoritsl\u00e4ktingar. Om man nu f\u00e5r ha s\u00e5dana. J\u00e4nterna, morsans gullegrisar. Men vi tr\u00e4ffas inte s\u00e5 ofta numera. Men s\u00e5dan \u00e4r tiden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Under “S\u00e5 mycket b\u00e4ttre<\/em>” best\u00e4mmer jag f\u00f6r att s\u00e4ga “ja” till n\u00e4sta erbjudande. Vad det nu \u00e4r och blir liksom. Det \u00e4r synnerligen dumt s\u00e5klart f\u00f6r jag vill ju s\u00e5 g\u00e4rna s\u00e4ga “nej<\/em>” och “nej<\/em>” och “NEJ<\/em>“. Men en g\u00e5ng till ett “ja<\/em>” som levande varelse kan man v\u00e4l bjussa p\u00e5. Jag kommer s\u00e5klart att \u00e5ngra mig omedelbart efter att detta “ja” \u00e4r uttalat men brukar f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka st\u00e5 f\u00f6r mitt ord om det nu g\u00e5r att ordna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En halt fisk har man ju aldrig h\u00f6rt talas om, men \u00e5tskilliga som varit hala. Detta faktum b\u00f6r man noggrant notera.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag skulle kunnat lyssna p\u00e5 regnet om det nu regnat. Men regnar g\u00f6r det ju inte. Nej, inte en droppen. Verkligen inga droppar regn. Fast imorgon kan det komma en droppen. Eller flera. Ganska troligt rent utav om man lyssnar p\u00e5 SMHI. Fast dom har ju haft fel f\u00f6rut. Ungef\u00e4r 60 – 40%. N\u00e5gra fler […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":16868,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=16868","url_meta":{"origin":48589,"position":0},"title":"N\u00e4r man fortfarande k\u00e4nner","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2015-03-06","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag har fyllt pellets f\u00f6r natten. 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