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S\u00f6ndag<\/strong>: “Nu j\u00e4vlar!”
M\u00e5ndag morgon<\/strong>: Ingenting fungerar. “Satans helvete!” Bill Gates \u00e4r ett as\u2026 Vilken SKIT!!!
M\u00e5ndag kv\u00e4ll<\/strong>: \u00c4nnu mindre fungerar. “Helvetes J\u00c4VLA skit piss!”
Tisdag morgon<\/strong>: G\u00e5r det h\u00e4r ens att \u00e5stadkomma???? N\u00e4’, troligen INTE!!!
Tisdag kv\u00e4ll<\/strong>: Nej det g\u00e5r det inte. Helvete. Men m\u00e5ste ju f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka en g\u00e5ng till\u2026
Onsdag morgon<\/strong>: JAG GER UPP!!! JAG GER UPP!!! JAG GER UPP!!! Jag skall tamefan l\u00e4gga av med det h\u00e4r!
Onsdag middag<\/strong>: Hmmmmm\u2026 det d\u00e4r var intressant\u2026
Onsdag vid tre<\/strong>: SUCCESS!!!
Onsdag vid sex<\/strong>: Ler\u2026 Har gjort det de senaste tre timmarna eftersom det inte finns n\u00e5gon i lokalerna som jag kan ber\u00e4tta f\u00f6r hur j\u00e4vla “duktig” jag \u00e4r.
Onsdag kv\u00e4ll<\/strong>: N\u00e4sta problem, “Nu j\u00e4vlar!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u00f6ndag: “Nu j\u00e4vlar!”M\u00e5ndag morgon: Ingenting fungerar. “Satans helvete!” Bill Gates \u00e4r ett as\u2026 Vilken SKIT!!!M\u00e5ndag kv\u00e4ll: \u00c4nnu mindre fungerar. “Helvetes J\u00c4VLA skit piss!”Tisdag morgon: G\u00e5r det h\u00e4r ens att \u00e5stadkomma???? N\u00e4’, troligen INTE!!!Tisdag kv\u00e4ll: Nej det g\u00e5r det inte. Helvete. Men m\u00e5ste ju f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka en g\u00e5ng till\u2026Onsdag morgon: JAG GER UPP!!! JAG GER UPP!!! JAG […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-programming"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":26525,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=26525","url_meta":{"origin":48471,"position":0},"title":"Mot ljuset.","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2018-01-03","format":false,"excerpt":"Vi vinner en minut mot m\u00f6rkret varje morgon den h\u00e4r veckan. 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