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Det finns dagar n\u00e4r benen vill g\u00e5 ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att sitta p\u00e5 en stol och v\u00e4nta p\u00e5 att knapparen skall knappa klart. Idag \u00e4r en s\u00e5dan dag. Benen p\u00e5minner resten av kroppen att “nu \u00e4r det tr\u00f6kigt<\/em>” genom att dra och rycka, hoppa och ha sig. Nope, NOLL<\/strong> sekunders samarbetsvilja kan man f\u00f6rv\u00e4nta sig av sina ben en s\u00e5dan h\u00e4r dag. Detta trotts att man g\u00f6r dem till viljes g\u00e5ng p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng genom att planl\u00f6st vandra runt en stund i lokalerna. Men NEJ<\/strong>, inte r\u00e4cker det. Ben vill ut i skogen. Ben vill upp p\u00e5 och bestiga berg. Ben vill springa. F\u00f6rsakade stackare. Bittra rent utav. Surben.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men hur talar man f\u00f6rst\u00e5nd med sina ben? Har de n\u00e5gonsin lyssnat p\u00e5 sakargument? Nope. De g\u00f6r som de vill. F\u00f6r det mesta. I alla fall n\u00e4r de inte f\u00e5r g\u00e5 eller springa. Det verkar vara det enda de vill kan man tro. Men nu sitter man ju h\u00e4r. Kan inte annat. Kan d\u00e5 inte ens egna \u00e4gandes ben ocks\u00e5 inse detta faktum och h\u00e5lla sig lugna. Men nej, icke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man f\u00e5r f\u00f6rhandla eller ge upp. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Det finns dagar n\u00e4r benen vill g\u00e5 ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att sitta p\u00e5 en stol och v\u00e4nta p\u00e5 att knapparen skall knappa klart. Idag \u00e4r en s\u00e5dan dag. Benen p\u00e5minner resten av kroppen att “nu \u00e4r det tr\u00f6kigt” genom att dra och rycka, hoppa och ha sig. Nope, NOLL sekunders samarbetsvilja kan man f\u00f6rv\u00e4nta sig av […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":30933,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=30933","url_meta":{"origin":47899,"position":0},"title":"Jag \u00e4lskar det.","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2018-12-06","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag plockar bort de d\u00e4r include-filerna i toppen av filen. 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