{"id":46147,"date":"2023-10-02T15:17:28","date_gmt":"2023-10-02T14:17:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=46147"},"modified":"2023-10-02T15:19:43","modified_gmt":"2023-10-02T14:19:43","slug":"vitsen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=46147","title":{"rendered":"Sj\u00e4lva vitsen"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  • En n\u00e4ringslivsorganisation \u00e5ker till Silicon Valley.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • En band \u00e5ker och spelar in i det som var Beatles-studio.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • En f\u00f6rfattare betalar en stor peng f\u00f6r Ernest Hemingways pipa.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • En m\u00e5lare hyr en vindsv\u00e5ning i Paris d\u00e4r Pablo en g\u00e5ng bodde.<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • Unt so weiter…<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    Nope, har aldrig fatta vad det \u00e4r man vill uppn\u00e5. Visst finns det st\u00e5lar i Silicon Valley, men ocks\u00e5 konkurrens om varenda cent. Och visst finns det s\u00e4kert bra studiofolk i Beatles gamla studio men \u00f6verallt annars ocks\u00e5. Och visst kan Ernest pipa visas upp p\u00e5 n\u00e5got samkv\u00e4m som en tingest som en g\u00e5ng var av v\u00e4rde n\u00e4r Ernest fick sig ett gott bloss p\u00e5 den men en ny pipa vore mer prisv\u00e4rd. Och visst g\u00e5r det m\u00e5la i en vindsv\u00e5ning i Paris. St\u00e4nger man av v\u00e4rmen s\u00e5 kan man till och med f\u00e5 frysa som en gammal konstn\u00e4r. Fast billigare att k\u00f6pa en hus i Bolln\u00e4s och m\u00e5la d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    Men sj\u00e4lva vitsen med det d\u00e4r. Ja den undg\u00e5r mig. Helt! Fullst\u00e4ndigt. Vad \u00e4r det jag inte fattar? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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    Nope, har aldrig fatta vad det \u00e4r man vill uppn\u00e5. Visst finns det st\u00e5lar i Silicon Valley, men ocks\u00e5 konkurrens om varenda cent. Och visst finns det s\u00e4kert bra studiofolk i Beatles gamla studio men \u00f6verallt annars ocks\u00e5. Och visst kan Ernest pipa visas upp p\u00e5 n\u00e5got samkv\u00e4m som en tingest som en g\u00e5ng var […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-swedish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":49715,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=49715","url_meta":{"origin":46147,"position":0},"title":"D\u00f6dsdom","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2025-05-22","format":false,"excerpt":"Photo by Ahmed Adly on Pexels.com Den f\u00f6rv\u00e4ntade d\u00f6dsdomen ig\u00e5r blir visserligen en underk\u00e4nd besiktning men en underk\u00e4nd besiktning utan att beh\u00f6va komma tillbaks och visa upp bilen igen. 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