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En spindel har vaknat ner p\u00e5 kontorets toalett. Vi tittar p\u00e5 varandra n\u00e4r jag sitter d\u00e4r p\u00e5 toaletten och g\u00f6r mitt. Spindeln har v\u00e4l ungef\u00e4r 400 identiska bilder av mig. Facett\u00f6gon ni vet. De flesta brukar s\u00e4ga att de r\u00e4cker med en bild av mig. Ja noll. Men nu sitter vi allts\u00e5 d\u00e4r. Jag och spindeln.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hur som helst den f\u00f6rsta spindeln f\u00f6r s\u00e4songen. Gissar att det finns miljoner och fler h\u00e4r i huset. Men tack och lov bara en p\u00e5 toaletten. Jag tycker nog dom \u00e4r lite l\u00e4skiga \u00e4nd\u00e5. Egentligen fullst\u00e4ndigt oklart varf\u00f6r. Men kanske har man varit fluga i ett tidigare liv. Allt har sin f\u00f6rklaring f\u00f6rst\u00e5r ni. \u00c4ven r\u00e4dslor och fobier. Fast det r\u00e4cker v\u00e4l med en morsa som skrikande daskade ihj\u00e4l alla spindlar hon s\u00e5g. Fast har inget minne av att min morsa gjorde s\u00e5. Slog man ihj\u00e4l spindlar blev det regn. Ja s\u00e5 sa man. Jag sl\u00e5r i alla fall inte ihj\u00e4l n\u00e5gonting alls om jag inte m\u00e5ste. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man borde v\u00e4l mata den stackarn. S\u00e5 mycket sm\u00e5kryp att suga ur innanm\u00e4tet ur, ungef\u00e4r som att suga ur en en festis, l\u00e4r det v\u00e4l inte finnas just nu. Eller g\u00f6r det? Sovande getingar? Sovande humlor? Sovande fj\u00e4rilar? Ja och kvalster f\u00f6rst\u00e5s. Finns v\u00e4l \u00f6verallt. S\u00f6ta, s\u00f6ta kvalster. S\u00f6k h\u00e4r i bloggen f\u00f6r bild. Du har hundratusen p\u00e5 h\u00f6gerarmen. Lika m\u00e5nga p\u00e5 v\u00e4nstern. Spindelmat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5 jag g\u00e5r in p\u00e5 toaletten och ruskar lite p\u00e5 huvudet. H\u00e5rdrocksruskar. Nog borde det v\u00e4l ramla av ett eller tv\u00e5 kvalster kan man tycka. Den nyvakne spindeln tittar misst\u00e4nksamt p\u00e5. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mer \u00e4n s\u00e5 kan jag dock inte g\u00f6ra. Nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tecknat nytt elavtal. Vattenfall. Sviker Fortum. Oj vad arga dom kommer att bli. Har alltid varit kund hos dom. Ju. Men man skall vara otrogen p\u00e5 elmarknaden. F\u00f6r f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen blir det r\u00f6rligt avtal dessutom. Ja j\u00e4vlar vad jag kommer att gn\u00e4lla i november och december. Gn\u00e4ll som levereras i en blogg n\u00e4ra dig. Jod\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men har kalkylerat och kalkylerat. Det borde g\u00e5 med vinst totalt sett \u00e4ven om de d\u00e4r m\u00e5naderna kan kosta. “Borde<\/em>” \u00e4r den gyllene os\u00e4kerhetsfaktorn i det d\u00e4r. Japp. Man har snubblat p\u00e5 “borde<\/em>” f\u00f6rr.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Katten kommer in och \u00e4r dybl\u00f6t. Jod\u00e5, det regnar d\u00e4r ute. H\u00e4r inne ropas det HURRA<\/strong>. Sn\u00f6sm\u00e4ltarv\u00e4der. Det finns inget som g\u00f6r \u00e5verkan p\u00e5 sn\u00f6n som ett rej\u00e4lt regnv\u00e4der. Imorgon skall det visst komma ner +10mm, HURRA<\/strong> igen. Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast sen varnas det f\u00f6r sn\u00f6.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

OHURRA<\/strong> p\u00e5 den…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Som synes \u00e4r det en del sn\u00f6 kvar. Men snart s\u00e5…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En spindel har vaknat ner p\u00e5 kontorets toalett. Vi tittar p\u00e5 varandra n\u00e4r jag sitter d\u00e4r p\u00e5 toaletten och g\u00f6r mitt. Spindeln har v\u00e4l ungef\u00e4r 400 identiska bilder av mig. Facett\u00f6gon ni vet. De flesta brukar s\u00e4ga att de r\u00e4cker med en bild av mig. Ja noll. Men nu sitter vi allts\u00e5 d\u00e4r. 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