{"id":44778,"date":"2023-04-07T07:38:41","date_gmt":"2023-04-07T06:38:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=44778"},"modified":"2023-04-07T07:38:41","modified_gmt":"2023-04-07T06:38:41","slug":"fantomen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=44778","title":{"rendered":"Fantomen"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Det \u00e4r fredag. Jag sitter p\u00e5 kontoret. B\u00f6rjar dan med att spilla ut tekoppen \u00f6ver skrivbordet. Sv\u00e4r inte ens. Vad kan man v\u00e4nta sig n\u00e4r man bryter l\u00e5ngfredagsdeppandet. Fast lite “skit ox\u00e5<\/em>” \u00e4r det ju s\u00e5klart. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men upptorkat nu. N\u00e5gra utskrifter sl\u00e4ngda. Kretskort h\u00e4ngda p\u00e5 tork, Nytt te upph\u00e4llt. Det skall arbetas. Finns det n\u00e5got val?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e4r jag var barn var s\u00e5klart allt st\u00e4ngt p\u00e5 l\u00e5ngfredagen. Edsbyn som var och \u00e4r synnerligen religi\u00f6st till\u00e4t inget annat \u00e4n att sitta p\u00e5 en stol och stirra i v\u00e4ggen. Halva befolkningen sket i det d\u00e4r. Vi tillh\u00f6rde den. De f\u00f6rtappade enligt den andra halvan s\u00e5klart. Uppn\u00e4sor har alltid s\u00e5dant f\u00f6r sig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men p\u00e5sk \u00e4r allts\u00e5 inte s\u00e5 viktigt som helg h\u00e4r hos oss. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast jag \u00e4r tr\u00f6tt S\u00c5 tr\u00f6tt. S\u00e5 allt skriker egentligen V I L A<\/strong> inom mig. Men i sinom tid. Hade jag b\u00f6rjat sl\u00e5 s\u00f6nder m\u00f6bler n\u00e4r tekoppen v\u00e4lte hade jag passerat gr\u00e4nsen. Nu \u00e4r det en bit kvar. Jag tar den biten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finns det bara godis s\u00e5 finns det hopp sa alltid Fantomen. Bra sagt. P\u00e5skk\u00e4rringar d\u00f6k det inte upp n\u00e5gra h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kulle i \u00e5r heller. ALLTS\u00c5 \u00e4r hela godissk\u00e5len min. Antagligen skal man tacka den branta backen upp hit f\u00f6r det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

V\u00e4rlden h\u00e4r utanf\u00f6r \u00e4gnar sig mestadels \u00e5t att sm\u00e4lta. Ja \u00e5tminstone sn\u00f6n och isen tar den v\u00e4gen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De lokala tidningarna skall skildra kulturen med de “vassaste pennorna<\/em>“. F\u00f6rbannat trubbiga \u00e4r dom varenda en om du fr\u00e5ga mig. Saknar Anders Harning och han Danielsson med f\u00f6rnamn Tage. Inget j\u00e4vla krypande d\u00e4r inte. En av de d\u00e4r skarpa pennorna \u00e4r tydligen fortfarande skarp efter att ha missbed\u00f6mt Norrlands utveckling \u00e5 det gr\u00f6vsta efter att ha erh\u00e5llit expertstatus p\u00e5 omr\u00e5det. Suck och g\u00e4sp \u00e5t alltsammans. Som alltid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Slicka de brunaste rumporna f\u00f6r segrar verkar g\u00e4lla idag. S\u00e4ga “mmmmm” efter klarslickat och inh\u00f6sta appl\u00e5derna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jo jag \u00e4r en gammal gubbe. Gn\u00e4ller. Man f\u00e5r det d\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men dagen skall anv\u00e4ndas till att knyta ihop lite p\u00e5sar. Hit kommit som en arbetsseger. Tv\u00e5 tr\u00e5dar nedlagda p\u00e5 v\u00e4gen. Tv\u00e5 omstarter. Tredje g\u00e5ngen gillt. Men tid har det tagit. F\u00f6r mycket tid. F\u00f6r lite liv kvar. Men det \u00e4r som det \u00e4r. Slutresultatet \u00e4r det som r\u00e4knas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5 kod skall jag g\u00f6ra hela dan idag. Dock skall kv\u00e4llen (och resten av helgen) tillbringas i ledighetens tecken. F\u00e5r s\u00f6rja arme Jesus d\u00e5. Inget fel p\u00e5 honom. Gillar killen. Det \u00e4r de d\u00e4r fansen som flockas kring honom som jag har sv\u00e5rt med. Ja och v\u00e4rst \u00e4r de som utsett sig till f\u00f6retr\u00e4dare f\u00f6r grabben sj\u00e4lv. Som vet vad han t\u00e4nker och t\u00e4nkte. Var Jesus (son av han\/hon\/det\/gud, han s\u00e4ger “pappa”) h\u00e4r nu skulle vi nog riva n\u00e5gra tempel ihop. Sen g\u00e5tt \u00e5t varsitt h\u00e5ll innan polisen kom. Ja i Los finns inte m\u00e5nga. Kanske kunde vi ha stannat h\u00e4r b\u00e5da tv\u00e5. Diskuterat besv\u00e4rliga farsor. Kodat n\u00e5gon rad och gjort ett par psalmer tillsammans. Eller n\u00e5got. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e5ja. Han var ju h\u00e4r p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k en g\u00e5ng. Ville ha skjuts till Edsbyn. Hade hamnat fel. Tror det finns en Novell i fl\u00f6det h\u00e4r n\u00e5gonstans om den saken f\u00f6r den som mot f\u00f6rmoodan ville l\u00e4sa den.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men b\u00f6rjar jag inte jobba nu s\u00e5 b\u00f6rjar jag aldrig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Glad P\u00e5sk! <\/strong> Pjoska lite med varandra vet jag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Det \u00e4r fredag. Jag sitter p\u00e5 kontoret. B\u00f6rjar dan med att spilla ut tekoppen \u00f6ver skrivbordet. Sv\u00e4r inte ens. Vad kan man v\u00e4nta sig n\u00e4r man bryter l\u00e5ngfredagsdeppandet. Fast lite “skit ox\u00e5” \u00e4r det ju s\u00e5klart. Men upptorkat nu. N\u00e5gra utskrifter sl\u00e4ngda. Kretskort h\u00e4ngda p\u00e5 tork, Nytt te upph\u00e4llt. Det skall arbetas. 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