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Torsdag. St\u00e4dning. Tr\u00e5kiga saker l\u00f6ser man enklast med att g\u00f6ra rutiner av dom. Och tr\u00e5kiga saker har ofta en tendens att vara jobbigare n\u00e4r man t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 dom \u00e4n n\u00e4r man g\u00f6r dom. Som st\u00e4dning. Med musik i \u00f6ronen brukar det g\u00e5 alldeles utm\u00e4rkt. Ja, sen skall man ju definitivt inte t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 hur mycket kod man inte hinner med att koda under den tid man springer omkring med dammsugare och mopp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Den som inte gillar det hela \u00e4r gammelkatten. Hon flyr s\u00e5 fort dammsugare plockas fram. Oftast innan. Den d\u00e4r vr\u00e5lande maskinen \u00e4r definitivt inte en av hennes kamrater. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Interaktiva Institutet<\/a><\/em> i Stockholm skissade p\u00e5 ett projekt under 2000-talet d\u00e4r man kastade ut ett g\u00e4ng tennisbollar p\u00e5 golvet n\u00e4r man ville st\u00e4da. Sen for dom d\u00e4r omkring medans man sj\u00e4lv gjorde annat. N\u00e4r man kom hem var det st\u00e4dat och fint. D\u00e5 plockade man av h\u00f6ljena p\u00e5 de d\u00e4r bollarna och stoppade dom i tv\u00e4ttmaskinen f\u00f6r reng\u00f6ring. La bollarna till en tr\u00e5dl\u00f6s laddare. Smidigt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dom skissade ocks\u00e5 p\u00e5 en tv\u00e4ttmaskin f\u00f6r sm\u00e5 l\u00e4genheter. Var g\u00f6r man av den n\u00e4r utrymmena \u00e4r minimala. Jo s\u00e5klart. Man bygger in den i toalettd\u00f6rren. Smart. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u00e4st blir saker n\u00e4r det \u00e4r m\u00e5nga kockar. Det g\u00e4ller sp\u00e5narstadiet bara dock. De vilda id\u00e9ernas forum. Sen n\u00e4r saker skall realiseras kr\u00e4vs bara n\u00e5gra f\u00e5 t\u00e5lamodiga snubbar. Helt olika varandra i mentalitet och med risk f\u00f6r allvarlig h\u00e4rdsm\u00e4lta om de n\u00e5gonsin m\u00f6ter varandra. N\u00e5gra f\u00e5 personlighetstyper har b\u00e5da dom h\u00e4r typerna i sig. Schizofreni s\u00e5klart och de \u00e4r inte helt l\u00e4tta att jobba med de m\u00e4nniskorna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast st\u00e4dning. Visst skulle man kunna vara utan. H\u00e4r p\u00e5 kontoret \u00e4r sysslan verkligen minimerad. Tyv\u00e4rr. M\u00e5ste b\u00e4ttra mig d\u00e4r. Men annars har jag haft en dag i veckan avsatt f\u00f6r just den aktiviteten. Som student alltid fredag. F\u00f6rst st\u00e4da – sen fest var devisen. Det var bara det att jag var s\u00e5 tr\u00e5kig att jag pluggade ist\u00e4llet. Suck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast jag gissar att snart har vi v\u00e4l maskiner som g\u00f6r det d\u00e4r \u00e5t oss ocks\u00e5. Robotdammsugare \u00e4r v\u00e4l bara b\u00f6rjan. Men t\u00e4nk s\u00e5 mycket tid kvinnor anv\u00e4nde till tv\u00e4tt f\u00f6rr i tiden. Nu klarar man av det d\u00e4r p\u00e5 en f\u00f6rmiddag, d\u00e4r sj\u00e4lva jobbet mest best\u00e5r i att plocka i och ur plagg i en maskin. Max tjugo minuter som g\u00e5r till spillo.Bortr\u00e4knat vika och stryka d\u00e5. Omr\u00e5den att bearbeta (l\u00e4s minimera) f\u00f6r forskningen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En vecka som b\u00f6rjar g\u00e5 mot sitt slut ocks\u00e5. Man k\u00e4nner det. Tid som rinner iv\u00e4g. F\u00f6rsvinner. Man f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker desperat h\u00e4nga sig kvar i fl\u00f6det. F\u00f6r att p\u00e5 fredagskv\u00e4ll kunna s\u00e4ga att man gjort n\u00e5got ocks\u00e5 den h\u00e4r veckan. Men om sanningen skall fram s\u00e5 har jag mest frusit under hela veckan. Japp. Fast det varit positiva temperaturer b\u00e5de inne och ute. Den d\u00e4r fryslorten inom mig har jag f\u00e5tt f\u00f6r mina synders skull. M\u00e5ste nog ocks\u00e5 leva med. Eller flytta till Egypten och svettas och sv\u00e4ra p\u00e5 arabiska. Jo Jo alkoholfritt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men st\u00e4dning var det allts\u00e5. Kommer p\u00e5 att Hulken inte f\u00e5tt frukost heller. M\u00e5ste allts\u00e5 angripa den detaljen f\u00f6rst. F\u00f6r s\u00e5 \u00e4r det med st\u00e4dning och andra “tr\u00e5kiga” sysslor att innan man kommer till skott hittar man alltid p\u00e5 mycket annat som M\u00c5STE fixas innan. Kanske skulle man b\u00f6rja dagen med att str\u00e4cka ut sig p\u00e5 soffan en stund…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Torsdag. St\u00e4dning. Tr\u00e5kiga saker l\u00f6ser man enklast med att g\u00f6ra rutiner av dom. Och tr\u00e5kiga saker har ofta en tendens att vara jobbigare n\u00e4r man t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 dom \u00e4n n\u00e4r man g\u00f6r dom. Som st\u00e4dning. Med musik i \u00f6ronen brukar det g\u00e5 alldeles utm\u00e4rkt. Ja, sen skall man ju definitivt inte t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 hur mycket […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3056,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=3056","url_meta":{"origin":44353,"position":0},"title":"Dammsugning","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2013-02-11","format":false,"excerpt":"Har precis st\u00e4dat klart h\u00e4r i huset. 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