{"id":44189,"date":"2023-01-31T23:00:07","date_gmt":"2023-01-31T22:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=44189"},"modified":"2023-01-31T23:00:07","modified_gmt":"2023-01-31T22:00:07","slug":"oj-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=44189","title":{"rendered":"Oj"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Ja just det “OJ” vilken dag. F\u00f6rutom att jag h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att frysa tungan av mig, ja alla utstickande delar av kroppen h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att frysa till is denna dag. Kallt. S\u00e5 in i helvete. I alla fall f\u00f6r en fryslort. Som jag. Termometern fegar p\u00e5 bara minus sju. Men fryslorten vet. Det k\u00e4nns som tjugosju. S\u00e5 man fryser och pl\u00e5gas. Vet vad den RIKTIGA lidelsens temperatur \u00e4r. Alltid p\u00e5 skitkallt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men shuntar upp. Hulken slukar pelletss\u00e4ckar. Hundra sp\u00e4nn stycket. S\u00e5 allts\u00e5 g\u00e4ller att man b\u00e5de lider och fryser. Fast Hulken g\u00f6r s\u00e5klart sitt jobb. V\u00e4rmer. Fast det g\u00e5r sakta. Men f\u00e5r han n\u00e5gra s\u00e4ckar att g\u00e5 loss p\u00e5 brukar det ordna sig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men i allt annat under denna dag allts\u00e5. OJ!. Det har g\u00e5tt att jobba lite som vanligt. Allts\u00e5, jag, lycklig. Undertecknad \u00e4r en enkel m\u00e4nniska p\u00e5 det viset. Fast det mesta av dagen har g\u00e5tt \u00e5t till att hitta en bugg som jag fortfarande letar. Det brukar irritera. Men inte idag. Vet att jag hittar den. Vet att jag f\u00e5r mosa den d\u00e5. Eller om jag nu \u00e4r p\u00e5 mitt fredliga hum\u00f6r s\u00e5 l\u00e4gger jag den i det d\u00e4r paketet jag skickar till n\u00e5gon beh\u00f6vande (l\u00e4s programmerare med uppn\u00e4sa eller valfri projektledare med tidsram) en dag n\u00e4r andan faller p\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Min karakt\u00e4r har firat st\u00f6rsta m\u00f6jliga triumfer idag. Vid halv elva n\u00e4r man \u00e4r som mest utsvulten s\u00e5 gick jag INTE upp och h\u00e4mtade den halvfulla chipsp\u00e5se som ligger i skafferiet d\u00e4r uppe. Jod\u00e5. F\u00f6rv\u00e5nad sj\u00e4lv. Visserligen hade jag inte klarat det hela om det legat ett paket semlor i kylen vid samma tid. Men chipsen och en chokladkaka av det st\u00f6rre slaget har allts\u00e5 INTE kommit \u00f6ver mina l\u00e4ppar och in i glufsande mun idag. Det \u00e4r tamefan v\u00e4rt att fira. K\u00f6pa en semla imorgon kanske… Eller h\u00e5lla sig hela veckan. Utmanat sig som om det var ett l\u00e5nglopp. Bara f\u00f6r sakens skull. F\u00f6rs\u00f6ka l\u00e5ta bli att st\u00e4lla fr\u00e5gan “varf\u00f6r d\u00e5?<\/em>“. Den farligaste fr\u00e5gan n\u00e4r man g\u00e5r emot sin natur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u00f6rbannelsen i Los. Ja den \u00e4r verklig. Allt faller h\u00e4r. Tro det har med det frekventa klagandet att g\u00f6ra. Vi \u00e4r Sverigeb\u00e4st p\u00e5 att klaga vi Loosbor. Inte ens antalet ‘o’ n \u00e4r vi n\u00f6jda med. Nope. Inget annat heller. Fast nu f\u00e5r jag sura brev i postl\u00e5dan. F\u00e5r flytta. Men jag orka nog \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte h\u00f6ra mer om hur fel det \u00e4r p\u00e5 alla andra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“HURRA<\/strong>” f\u00e5r man utropa. Bara s\u00e5d\u00e4r. Kanske f\u00f6r att ljuset \u00f6kar varje dag. Oj positivism. Finns forskning som vill visa att det \u00e4r en sjukdomsbild kopplad till den. Aj Aj Aj… Som om man inte redan k\u00e4nt det p\u00e5 sig. Ja redan sedan sm\u00e5skole\u00e5ldern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skitsamma… Ja ett ord. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu skall jag l\u00e4gga mig att sova.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ja just det “OJ” vilken dag. F\u00f6rutom att jag h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att frysa tungan av mig, ja alla utstickande delar av kroppen h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att frysa till is denna dag. Kallt. S\u00e5 in i helvete. I alla fall f\u00f6r en fryslort. Som jag. Termometern fegar p\u00e5 bara minus sju. Men fryslorten vet. 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