{"id":43900,"date":"2023-01-09T21:08:04","date_gmt":"2023-01-09T20:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=43900"},"modified":"2023-01-09T21:08:04","modified_gmt":"2023-01-09T20:08:04","slug":"dan-fore-dan-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=43900","title":{"rendered":"Dan f\u00f6re dan"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Lillkatten har somnat i en l\u00e5da med stegmotorer. Hon har tv\u00e5 andra l\u00e5dor, preparerade f\u00f6r kattsovande h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kontoret, men stegmotorl\u00e5dan \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 kv\u00e4llens val. Lite kn\u00f6ligt kan man tycka. Men som katt kanske den fungerar som yogamatta a’la motor. St\u00f6rtsk\u00f6nt<\/span> f\u00f6r katter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Imorgon \u00e4r det Peculiar People day<\/strong>. F\u00f6r s\u00e5dan som mig mer f\u00f6delsedag \u00e4n sj\u00e4lva f\u00f6delsedagen. Men en dag v\u00e4rd att fira. Det \u00e4r olikheterna som f\u00f6renar oss alla. Likformigheten \u00e4r d\u00f6den.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Snorar fortfarande och n\u00e4san beter sig som en l\u00e4ckande huvudvattenledning. Mycket irriterande. \u00c4nnu mer irriterande \u00e4r det att orken inte finns d\u00e4r. Det \u00e4r tur att man inte \u00e4r l\u00e4ngd\u00e5kningsstj\u00e4rna tycker man s\u00e5klart. D\u00e5 hade man f\u00e5tt skida p\u00e5 \u00e4nd\u00e5. Helst uppf\u00f6r en slalombacke tills man tuppade av. Nu tar man det lite halvlugnt. F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker se upptagen och viktig ut. \u00c5tminstone det f\u00f6rs\u00f6ket skall tillgodor\u00e4knas mig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e5ja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lite har det \u00e4nd\u00e5 blivit gjort.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Levande m\u00e4nniskor har jag inte tr\u00e4ffat p\u00e5… jag vet inte hur l\u00e4nge nu. Men lika bra det antagligen. Jag har aldrig varit en s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r m\u00e4nniska som folk fattar tycke f\u00f6r. Antingen tycker man direkt illa om mig eller ocks\u00e5 finns jag inte. Det sista alternativet \u00e4r under de bra dagarna. Men man l\u00e4r sig leva med s\u00e5dant ocks\u00e5. Fast det tar ett liv.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gitarren st\u00e5r kvar i studion. Tittar p\u00e5 den idag. Greppar n\u00e4stan tag i st\u00e4llet. Men suckar och l\u00e4mnar kvar den d\u00e4r den \u00e4r. Lusten. Var \u00e4r lusten nu igen? HALL\u00c5<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Andra f\u00f6retagare jag k\u00e4nner b\u00f6rjar plocka ut frukterna av ett livs slit. En mille d\u00e4r. Tre d\u00e4r. Skall v\u00e4l betala sina elr\u00e4kningar kanske. Jag hoppas de \u00e4r lyckliga. Jobbat f\u00f6r slantarna hard e i alla fall f\u00e5tt g\u00f6ra. V\u00e4rda varje krona.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sj\u00e4lv k\u00f6per jag “penninglotter<\/em>“. Fast de heter visst inte det l\u00e4ngre s\u00e4ger K. Hittills har jag kammat hem n\u00e5gra hundra r\u00e4knat from julaftonsmorgonen. Men byter mot nya lotter s\u00e5 staten kammar nog hem allt till slut. Mitt bidrag till statskassan. Ja det och lite moms.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Carolina Gynning<\/a> k\u00f6per hus i J\u00e4rvs\u00f6 toppar “tidningen<\/em>” med idag. B\u00f6rjar bli k\u00e4ndist\u00e4tt i den d\u00e4r delen av kommun nu. H\u00e4lsingland har liksom blivit hot. En ickenyhet kan man tycka. Men alla sm l\u00e4r sig \u00e4lska H\u00e4lsingland som ett nordligare \u00d6sterlen hurrar jag p\u00e5. Dessutom m\u00e5lar hon r\u00e4tt bra grejer Big Brother tjejen. V\u00e4lkommen h\u00e4lsar vi fr\u00e5n kullen. Ulf Lundell \u00e4r tydligen n\u00e4st p\u00e5 tur viskas det. Ja j\u00e4vlar! Som om det inte r\u00e4ckte med Hooters frontman och Mr. Bruce i backen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u00e4r i Los har vi inga k\u00e4ndisar l\u00e4ngre tror jag. Inte sedan Sone Banger f\u00f6rsvann till s\u00e4llare jaktmarker. Men vi \u00e4r k\u00e4nda f\u00f6r att klaga mesta av alla kommundelar. Ja rent av skulle “vi<\/em>” vilja bli en egen kommundel eftersom “vi<\/em>” kan allt b\u00e4st sj\u00e4lv och har sparat massor av pengar d\u00e5 innan kommunsammanslagningen som satte oss p\u00e5 bar backe. “OjOjOj VA D\u00c5LIGT DET \u00c4R<\/strong>” \u00e4r liksom \u00e4r mantrat. Fast det i realiteten \u00e4r r\u00e4tt bra allts\u00e5. I alla fall s\u00e5 bra som det \u00e4r. Ju. Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu f\u00e5r jag v\u00e4l d\u00e4cken s\u00f6nderskurna p\u00e5 bilen igen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suck<\/em><\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men st\u00e5r mitt kast. Lagd \u00e5sikt ligger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mer sn\u00f6 imorgon. S\u00e5 det g\u00e4ller att pigga p\u00e5 sig. Men h\u00e4r att backar saknar sn\u00f6. Jag vet att det \u00e4r dumt att t\u00e4nks s\u00e5. Men kanske ligger backarna p\u00e5 fel st\u00e4lle. Eller n\u00e5tt. Jo. Eller nehej… Eller jaha var det s\u00e5!?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men kanske man man i framtiden \u00e5ka slalom mellan alla vindkraftverk som skall r\u00e4dda bygden med bygdepengsmutor. Kalhyggen och vindkraft \u00e5t folket. S\u00e4lj ut allt. Helst billigt. Vi har sett det allt det d\u00e4r f\u00f6rr. Det roffas \u00e5rt sig sen f\u00e5r folket flytta efter pengarna om de vill ha n\u00e5gra.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jo jag klagar lika bra som vilken Losbo som helst jag med. Eller hur?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men nu k\u00e4nnner jag ett l\u00e4tt uns av energi \u00e4ntra ena stort\u00e5n. Nu skall jag f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka timea den energins r\u00f6relse upp mot huvudet med att ?oda ett par f\u00f6rtr\u00e4ffliga rader C-kod i r\u00e4tt \u00f6gonblick. Jag tror dom raderna kan bli helt episka. om inte f\u00e5r man v\u00e4l g\u00e5 och l\u00e4gga sig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eller hur?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lillkatten har somnat i en l\u00e5da med stegmotorer. Hon har tv\u00e5 andra l\u00e5dor, preparerade f\u00f6r kattsovande h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kontoret, men stegmotorl\u00e5dan \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 kv\u00e4llens val. Lite kn\u00f6ligt kan man tycka. Men som katt kanske den fungerar som yogamatta a’la motor. St\u00f6rtsk\u00f6nt f\u00f6r katter. Imorgon \u00e4r det Peculiar People day. 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