{"id":43504,"date":"2022-12-06T13:48:28","date_gmt":"2022-12-06T12:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=43504"},"modified":"2022-12-06T13:48:28","modified_gmt":"2022-12-06T12:48:28","slug":"tre-pepparkaksgubbar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=43504","title":{"rendered":"Tre pepparkaksgubbar"},"content":{"rendered":"
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En projektledare ringde och gr\u00e4t. Tyckte nog att jag g\u00e5tt lite v\u00e4l h\u00e5rt fram mot yrkesgruppen. Men det tyckte s\u00e5klart inte jag. D\u00e5 la han p\u00e5 och mumlade strax innan n\u00e5got oh\u00f6rbart som nog sannolikt var en v\u00e4l formulerad f\u00f6rol\u00e4mpning. Typiskt projektledare om du fr\u00e5gar mig. V\u00e4rdel\u00f6sa. P\u00e5 allt utom kaffedrickande, pratade och Excel och Word d\u00e5 s\u00e5klart. Bunta ihop och frys in hela bunten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag som \u00e4r en urgammal programmerare \u00e4r det v\u00e4l inte s\u00e5 mycket med heller. Det \u00e4r d\u00e4rf\u00f6r jag ger mig p\u00e5 projektledare. De enda jag med n\u00f6d och n\u00e4ppe hamnar ett sn\u00e4pp \u00f6ver. Jag menar, b\u00e4st att f\u00f6rklara det innan n\u00e5gon annan s\u00e4ger det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men urgammal eller inte. Kaffe f\u00e5r jag. Jo, jag f\u00e5r brygga sj\u00e4lv. Men \u00e4nd\u00e5. Mina tv\u00e5 koppar efter lunch st\u00e4rker och ropar efter nya segrar. Nu levererar jag allts\u00e5 bara misslyckanden, men ingen kan ju h\u00e4vda att just det \u00e4r kaffets fel. Nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Minus fyra grader ute. Men kallare \u00e4n g\u00e5rdagens -11\/-12. Hur kommer det d\u00e4r sig egentligen? Troligen har det med fuktighet att g\u00f6ra. Vind och det. Men man fattar liksom varf\u00f6r det finns en kyla i Stockholm som jagar efter arma m\u00e4nniskor som iskalla och snabba och inte p\u00e5 n\u00e5got s\u00e4tt barmh\u00e4rtiga ismonster. Enda g\u00e5ngen man inte fryser d\u00e4r \u00e4r i Juli. N\u00e4r inga Stockholmare \u00e4r kvar i stan. Sannolikt upplever Stockholmare alltid Stockholm som kallt allts\u00e5. Men \u00e5 andra sidan \u00e4r de kanske inte lika frusna som jag \u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu l\u00e4ngtar jag dit. Museum och andra lokaler. Jod\u00e5. Snabba f\u00f6rflyttingar i det kyliga f\u00f6r att klara sig b\u00e4st man kan undan monstret.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast dit kommer man icke. Sitter fast i uppv\u00e4rmingsmonstrets bojor. \u00c5tminstone fram till maj. Sen kanske. Men har b\u00f6rjat kika lite p\u00e5 Prag ocks\u00e5. Har n\u00e4mligen aldrig varit d\u00e4r. Visst borde man ha varit det i min \u00e5lder?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Har suttit fast i ett projekt ett tag. S\u00e5 lossnar det och d\u00e5 blir jag sjuk. N\u00e4r jag kommer tillbaks har det sl\u00e4ppts en nu major version av hela det projekt jag anv\u00e4nder f\u00f6r utveckling. Hundra sidor \u00e4ndringar (plus). Mellan kaffeklunkarna s\u00e5 \u00e4ndrar jag kod allts\u00e5 och f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker hitta var definitioner och annat nu finns. Det \u00e4r ett steg fram\u00e5t och tio steg bak\u00e5t. Men t\u00e4nker \u00e4nd\u00e5 att det \u00e4r v\u00e4rt det. Att k\u00f6ra ett nytt projekt uppe p\u00e5 en plattform som redan \u00e4r gammal \u00e4r verkligen att ropa efter stryk senare. Det \u00e4r bara projektledare som inte f\u00f6rst\u00e5r det dumma i det och d\u00e5 bara f\u00f6r att Excelarket som var s\u00e5 fint skulle blir s\u00e5 fult. Estetik p\u00e5 h\u00f6g niv\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men med musik s\u00e5 g\u00e5r det mesta. \u00c5tminstone f\u00f6r mig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tre pepparkaksgubbar… Borde det inte vara tre projektledare?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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