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Har du undg\u00e5tt att m\u00e4rka att det \u00e4r en svart fredag idag. Nehej, t\u00e4nkte v\u00e4l det. En mailboxexplosion \u00e4r det. Man kr\u00e4ks galla och skriker NEEEEEEEEEJ<\/strong>!!!! om det kommer ett till mail med “25% rabatt p\u00e5 utvalda produkter<\/em> – bara idag<\/span><\/em> (plus hela n\u00e4sta vecka, men de talar de om imorgon och p\u00e5 s\u00f6ndag och p\u00e5 m\u00e5ndag och…)”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man filtrerar allts\u00e5 s\u00e5 gott man kan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Roar mig ist\u00e4llet med att betala r\u00e4kningarna denna svarta fredag. F\u00f6rv\u00e5nas varje g\u00e5ng, ja och gl\u00e4ds, att det blir n\u00e5gra kronor \u00f6ver. Ocks\u00e5 en s\u00e5dan h\u00e4r m\u00e5nad n\u00e4r det har varit mycket annat. En f\u00f6rdel med att inte ha haft det s\u00e5 bra under n\u00e5gra \u00e5r (\u00e4r det tretto?) \u00e4r att man uppskattar till fullo n\u00e4r det \u00e4r bra. Gl\u00f6mmer aldrig. T\u00e4nker p\u00e5 dom som sitter i skiten. Som inte kommer loss. Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 dumt alltsammans. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det st\u00f6rsta h\u00e5let i pl\u00e5nboken g\u00f6r s\u00e5klart pelletspallarna. Tiotusen f\u00f6r tv\u00e5 pallar. Tv\u00e5 pallar suger en Hulk i sig som efterr\u00e4tt. Jag lovar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tre termostater och tv\u00e5 paket med laddningsbara batterier f\u00e5r bli min svarta investering idag. Termostaterna tj\u00e4nas in p\u00e5 n\u00e5gon m\u00e5nad. Betalar nog f\u00f6r batterierna ocks\u00e5 om jag funderar p\u00e5 det hela. Alla termostater skall bytas i k\u00e5ken. Det \u00e4r best\u00e4mt. Det f\u00e5r bli n\u00e5gra i taget eftersom dom \u00e4r m\u00e5nga. Sen m\u00e5ste jag bygga en shuntmotor, eller – han\/hon\/det\/gud f\u00f6rbjude – k\u00f6pa en. Sen komfort. Kanske. Bit f\u00f6r bit. I alla fall om man ger sig p\u00e5 projektet f\u00f6nstert\u00e4tning ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

NEEEEEEEEEJ<\/strong>!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

D\u00e4r kom det tv\u00e5 mail till. Urs\u00e4kta m\u00e5ste bara kr\u00e4kas lite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

m\u00e5n 28 nov. 2022 10:00 sl\u00e4pps biljetter till Per Perssons 60-\u00e5rs fest<\/a> p\u00e5 Cirkus. Men jag \u00e4r visst inte bjuden. Ja och betala f\u00f6r konserter g\u00f6r jag s\u00e4llan. Att vi st\u00e5tt d\u00e4r i samma loge, han i kalsonger och hatt, och jag i t-shirt utan hatt, hj\u00e4lper v\u00e4l inte. Fast tror att det d\u00e4r kan bli bra. Japp!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Black Friday \u00e4r ocks\u00e5 Orange day<\/a> i dag. Som om inte det gamla svarta r\u00e4ckte. Orange mot m\u00e4ns v\u00e5ld mot kvinnor. Svart skulle kanske fungera \u00e4nnu b\u00e4ttre. D\u00e5 fick i alla fall Black Friday en mening. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

NEEEEEEEEEJ<\/strong>!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kr\u00e4ks lite igen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

NEEEEEEEEEJ<\/strong>!!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

igen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finns inget slut p\u00e5 detta. Nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men skall man ge ut en bok s\u00e5 kan man f\u00e5 dem till rabatterat Black Friday pris innan jul. Undrar stilla om man hinner skriva den ocks\u00e5…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Troligen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All backup \u00e4r avklarad. Bokf\u00f6ringen \u00e4r i synk. Men… det \u00e4r l\u00e5ngt till “klar”. Men fredag d\u00e5 \u00e4nd\u00e5. Man f\u00e5r n\u00f6ja sig med att packa en order och skicka iv\u00e4g den och sen koncentrera sig p\u00e5 de d\u00e4r termostaterna. Ibland f\u00e5r det duga. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u00f6rsta advent p\u00e5 s\u00f6ndag. H\u00e4rifr\u00e5n finns ingen hejd. Ingen alls faktiskt. Det skall toppas till den 24’e. Juldagen i Ryssland infaller den 7\/1 och h\u00e5ller vi inne det mesta av julmaten i tarmen fram\u00e56t d\u00e4r\u00e5t s\u00e5 kan vi skita ut den i en plastp\u00e5se och skicka den till Putin. Skicka enkelt<\/a> finns till v\u00e5r hj\u00e4lp. L\u00e5t honom bada i skit, det \u00e4lskar alla grisar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu skall jag g\u00e5 ner i k\u00e4llaren och klappa lite sn\u00e4llt p\u00e5 Hulkens vitala delar. Det har han f\u00f6rtj\u00e4nat serru. En riktig mumsare den store gr\u00f6ne.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trevlig helg!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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