{"id":41804,"date":"2022-05-02T17:39:25","date_gmt":"2022-05-02T16:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=41804"},"modified":"2022-05-02T17:39:25","modified_gmt":"2022-05-02T16:39:25","slug":"troll-och-rackartyg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=41804","title":{"rendered":"Troll och rackartyg"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hudiksvall. Det finns bara en anledning att \u00e5ka dit. I normalfallet. Om man nu inte skall till H\u00f6lick. Eller se en konsert. Alltid annars sjukhus. S\u00e5 dit fram och tillbaks idag. Unders\u00f6kningen tar inte mer \u00e4n fem, tio minuter och utfaller positivt. Eller negativt om man skall prata l\u00e4karspr\u00e5k. Det positiva i dylika fall f\u00e5r vi lekm\u00e4n st\u00e5 f\u00f6r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men annars skall det handlas till en blommande sommar. Jo en hammare och en sats torxnycklar ocks\u00e5 som yngsten fick ta \u00f6ver vid flytten och som d\u00e4rf\u00f6r saknas mig. Men annars mest blomrelaterat. N\u00e5ja lite grejer till avloppets snirklande och illaluktande b\u00f6jar ocks\u00e5. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e5 ICA hittar jag “blomjord” f\u00f6r trettio sp\u00e4nn s\u00e4cken. K\u00f6per fyra. Som hittat ju. S\u00e5 t\u00e4nker man n\u00e4r man lassar i vagnen. Det \u00e4r f\u00f6rst n\u00e4r jag kommer hem som jag ser att det st\u00e5 “balkongjord” p\u00e5 p\u00e5sarna. Helvete liksom. H\u00e4nder mig hela tiden s\u00e5dant d\u00e4r. Mina \u00f6gon ser en sak och hj\u00e4rnan d\u00e4r i huvudet tolkar det till det den vill.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suck s\u00e4ger fru. Ofta dessutom. Ja jag med. Ofta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sj\u00e4lv f\u00f6rst\u00e5r jag inte vad som h\u00e4nder. F\u00f6r jag l\u00e4ser verkligen “blomjord” n\u00e4r jag tar dom och annat (andra g\u00e5nger)). Tror p\u00e5 troll och utomjordingars rackartyg som utf\u00f6rs i bil p\u00e5 v\u00e4g hem. Ja det g\u00f6r jag. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ja och s\u00e5 handlar jag tapeter ocks\u00e5… \u00c5terst\u00e5r att se om det blev r\u00e4tt. Tveksamheter samlas just nu hos undertecknad. Antagligen ren tur om det blev r\u00e4tt. Men ibland \u00e4r det s\u00e5klart inte d\u00e5ligt ed fel heller. Man \u00f6verraskar sig sj\u00e4lv liksom. Ja och frun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bl\u00e5sigt \u00e4r annars ordet f\u00f6r dagen. Ja egentligen f\u00f6r \u00e5ret s\u00e5h\u00e4r l\u00e5ngt. Vindarnas \u00e5r. Men trotts att jag fortfarande har vinterd\u00e4cken p\u00e5 s\u00e5 \u00e4r det inga vinterkyliga vindar. Nope. N\u00e4stan behagligt bl\u00e5ser det. \u00c4ven om noll vind eller lite vind \u00e4nd\u00e5 \u00e4r att f\u00f6redra. Men vindar inneb\u00e4r ocks\u00e5 torka. Sn\u00f6 f\u00f6rsvinner. I Hudiksvall slog bj\u00f6rkarna ut idag. Tar ett tag till h\u00e4r. Men de har den d\u00e4r lila f\u00e4rgen f\u00f6re knoppars bristande nu s\u00e5 n\u00e4ra \u00e4r det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu skall jag kolla artikelnumret p\u00e5 tapeterna. \u00c4r det fel s\u00e5 f\u00e5r jag v\u00e4l g\u00f6mma mig i garaget…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hudiksvall. Det finns bara en anledning att \u00e5ka dit. I normalfallet. Om man nu inte skall till H\u00f6lick. Eller se en konsert. Alltid annars sjukhus. S\u00e5 dit fram och tillbaks idag. Unders\u00f6kningen tar inte mer \u00e4n fem, tio minuter och utfaller positivt. Eller negativt om man skall prata l\u00e4karspr\u00e5k. 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