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Det \u00e4r segt hela v\u00e4gen fram hit\u00e5t. M\u00e5r illa av seghet. S\u00e5klart. G\u00f6r inte alla det. Men det pirrar lite i h\u00f6ger lillt\u00e5. M\u00e5ntro att n\u00e5got \u00e4r p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng. Man hoppas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lillkatten blir inl\u00e5st i en garderob st\u00f6rre delen av f\u00f6rmiddagen. Gammelkatten f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker p\u00e5tala det hela. Beter sig t\u00e4mligen underligt upplever jag men kopplar s\u00e5klart inte det hela f\u00f6rr\u00e4n hon explicit p\u00e5visar var den lille finns. Kattmisshandel<\/strong>. S\u00e5klart. Gosigt nu den lille efter utsl\u00e4ppandet. Jag en hj\u00e4lte. Gammelkatten en hj\u00e4lte. Ja hon mest. Allt i sin ordning. Godis till alla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast… Den som g\u00e5r in i en garderob utan att s\u00e4ga till f\u00e5r skylla sig sj\u00e4lv. Ja det f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker man p\u00e5tala. Men sm\u00e5katter lyssnar s\u00e4llan. Men l\u00e4r sig kanske.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Andra kommer ut ur garderoben av sig sj\u00e4lva. Sj\u00e4lv har jag aldrig ansett det varit l\u00f6nt att g\u00f6mma sig d\u00e4r ens. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pelletsleverans anl\u00e4nder. Borde ha burit in idag men orkar inte. Hade jag gjort det s\u00e5 kunde jag ju i alla fall h\u00e4vda att jag \u00e5stadkommit det idag. Nu blir det mest planerande och f\u00f6rs\u00f6k till att komma in i projektet lika mycket som beh\u00f6vs. Men bra g\u00e5r det inte. Icke. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u00e5r meddelande om att det \u00e4r soph\u00e4mtning imorgon. Imorgon \u00e4r allts\u00e5 ingen vanlig dag. Det h\u00e4nder saker. Problemet \u00e4r att det finns n\u00e4stan inga sopor i den d\u00e4r bruna tunnan. St\u00e4lla ut eller inte allts\u00e5. Det brukar sluta med att jag st\u00e4ller ut den i alla fall f\u00f6r att jag tycker synd om “sopbilen”. Tron \u00e4r allts\u00e5 att “den” blir ledsen om den inte f\u00e5r k\u00e4rl att t\u00f6mma. Man undrar varifr\u00e5n s\u00e5dana vanf\u00f6rest\u00e4llningar kommer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e5ste fr\u00e5ga en sopbilschauf\u00f6r hur det ligger till med det d\u00e4r en dag. Problemet idag \u00e4r bara att dom \u00e4r t\u00e4mligen anonyma d\u00e4r de sitter i sina bilar. N\u00e4r pratade man med en sop\u00e5kares sist liksom? F\u00f6r kunde de i alla fall sk\u00e4lla p\u00e5 en n\u00e4r man lagt glas i s\u00e4cken och de skar upp ryggen och fick sy tjugosju stygn. Numera \u00e4r det bara bomber som kan st\u00e4lla till det. F\u00e5 bomber har man h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kullen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En g\u00e5ng kastade jag \u00e4lgstudsarammunition i soptunnan som l\u00e5g och skr\u00e4pade i v\u00e5rt nyink\u00f6pta hus h\u00e4r upp. P\u00e5 v\u00e4gen hem till T\u00e4by ins\u00e5g jag att det kanske inte var s\u00e5 smart. Man eldar ju upp soporna. Jag s\u00e5g tre fyra d\u00f6dsoffer pga av mitt tilltag. I f\u00f6rl\u00e4ngningen livstids f\u00e4ngelse f\u00f6r undertecknad. Hade \u00e5ngest en-tv\u00e5-tre veckor. Men jag h\u00f6rde i alla fall varken n\u00e5got om skadade eller d\u00f6da. Lugnade mig. Men g\u00f6r nog inte om. Dumt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Numera mest potatisskal i den bruna tunnan. Exploderar s\u00e4llan. Den gr\u00f6na kan iof inneh\u00e5lla diverse. Men patroner. Nope. Aldrig. Numera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Det \u00e4r segt hela v\u00e4gen fram hit\u00e5t. M\u00e5r illa av seghet. S\u00e5klart. G\u00f6r inte alla det. Men det pirrar lite i h\u00f6ger lillt\u00e5. M\u00e5ntro att n\u00e5got \u00e4r p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng. Man hoppas. Lillkatten blir inl\u00e5st i en garderob st\u00f6rre delen av f\u00f6rmiddagen. Gammelkatten f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker p\u00e5tala det hela. Beter sig t\u00e4mligen underligt upplever jag men kopplar s\u00e5klart […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21062,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=21062","url_meta":{"origin":41150,"position":0},"title":"Sommarmorgon","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2016-07-18","format":false,"excerpt":"Det \u00e4r tidigt n\u00e4r lill-katten och jag g\u00e5r ner till kontoret, jod\u00e5 katten springandes f\u00f6rst ner f\u00f6r trapporna. \u00c4kta sommarmorgon. 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