{"id":40790,"date":"2022-01-04T09:26:33","date_gmt":"2022-01-04T08:26:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=40790"},"modified":"2022-01-04T09:26:33","modified_gmt":"2022-01-04T08:26:33","slug":"den-omvande-hataren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=40790","title":{"rendered":"Den omv\u00e4nde hataren"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 oemotst\u00e5ndligt vacker d\u00e4r ute. Nattgammal sn\u00f6. Puder. L\u00e4ttskottat. Gl\u00e4djeskottat. Inte ens en vinterhatare av \u00e5lder och rang som jag kan hata. Omv\u00e4ndelsen. Halleluja. Jo man skulle kunna utropa det. Men de religi\u00f6sa d\u00e5rarna har kidnappat gl\u00e4djeuttrycken ocks\u00e5. Man utropar inget. H\u00e5ller euforin inom sig. Som en riktig norrl\u00e4nning. Uppl\u00e4rd av \u00e5r i skogen. “Le inte om det inte beh\u00f6vs<\/em>“.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kanske \u00e4r det bara den d\u00e4r k\u00e4nslan att g\u00e5r det \u00e5t helvete s\u00e5 g\u00e5r det inte l\u00e4ngre lika k\u00e4ppr\u00e4tt \u00e5t helvete. Kanske \u00e4r det den som g\u00f6r att jag till\u00e5ter mig att njuta ocks\u00e5 en vintermorgon som denna strax innan solen g\u00e5r upp. Det finns andra marginaler. Inga stora. Men det fungerar en ganska l\u00e5ng bit \u00e4nd\u00e5. Lugnar oroliga sinnen. Mildrar v\u00e5gtoppar av el\u00e4nde. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Befrielse. Gratis.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nope, jag har inte s\u00e5 mycket att skotta. Det mesta tar den stora gula traktorn. Wroooom och wrooooooom och wroooom och n\u00e5gra v\u00e4ndor s\u00e5 \u00e4r hela g\u00e5rdsplan rensad. \u00c5terst\u00e5r g\u00f6r skottning kring bro, postl\u00e5dor och bil f\u00f6r mig. Det finns allts\u00e5 inget att klaga p\u00e5 d\u00e4r heller. Ren njutning n\u00e4r sn\u00f6n \u00e4r puder l\u00e4tt som dun fr\u00e5n and.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Inne p\u00e5 kontoret, te och t\u00e4nt ljus. Gammelkatten slinker in. Vill bli klappad. F\u00e5 s\u00e5klart n\u00e5gra smekningar sig tilldelad. P\u00e4ls som sammet. Man vill inte sluta smeka. Katten vill ha mer. Inkommande mail \u00e4r redan avklarade. Aftonblad, Hela-h\u00e4lsingland och annat likas\u00e5. Det \u00e4r bara att starta ig\u00e5ng och k\u00f6ra. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tror p\u00e5 en bra dag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Det \u00e4r s\u00e5 oemotst\u00e5ndligt vacker d\u00e4r ute. Nattgammal sn\u00f6. Puder. L\u00e4ttskottat. Gl\u00e4djeskottat. Inte ens en vinterhatare av \u00e5lder och rang som jag kan hata. Omv\u00e4ndelsen. Halleluja. Jo man skulle kunna utropa det. Men de religi\u00f6sa d\u00e5rarna har kidnappat gl\u00e4djeuttrycken ocks\u00e5. Man utropar inget. H\u00e5ller euforin inom sig. Som en riktig norrl\u00e4nning. Uppl\u00e4rd av \u00e5r i […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17502,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=17502","url_meta":{"origin":40790,"position":0},"title":"S\u00f6ndagssvammel med svans","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2015-04-12","format":false,"excerpt":"Jupiter lyser starkt ner mot mig. 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