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Photo by Karolina Grabowska on Pexels.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n

F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker ta den d\u00e4r s\u00e4songsinfluensasprutan idag som erbjuds folk i min \u00e5lder. M\u00e5l<\/strong>: H\u00e4lsocentralen i Los. Transport<\/strong>: Tar n\u00e5gra minuter med fransk bil. Parkerar<\/strong>. F\u00e5r h\u00f6ra att sprutan tas i matsalen. G\u00e5r in. Sextio personer som v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 spruta d\u00e4r inne. Eller hundra. Eller n\u00e5got d\u00e4r\u00e5t. Person tv\u00e5 i k\u00f6n st\u00e5r d\u00e4r och har v\u00e4ntat en timme. Ojjar sig. Det fattas papper. Allt har stannat av. Det kopieras just nu. Jag g\u00e5r d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n. Provar n\u00e4sta vecka igen. Eller kanske n\u00e4sta efter det. Eller skiter i det helt och h\u00e5llet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u00e4nk att det finns s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga pension\u00e4rer ens…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

DHL lovar leverans idag. Expresspaket. D\u00f6rr-till-d\u00f6rr. 11:13 \u00e4r det levererat s\u00e4ger SMS. Lastbil synes ej. Inte paket heller. Ligger antagligen p\u00e5 ICA. Borde st\u00e5tt “N\u00e4stan d\u00f6rr-till-d\u00f6rr<\/em> leverans<\/em>“. Men man f\u00e5r v\u00e4l vara glad att det kommer fram \u00f6verhuvudtaget hit ut. Det har h\u00e4nt att saker har legat flera veckor i G\u00e4vle innan de levererats s\u00e5 det h\u00e4r \u00e4r v\u00e4l bra i j\u00e4mf\u00f6relse. Men jag har ingen br\u00e5dska alls. S\u00e5 varken sur eller irriterad. Bara noterande. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Annars jobbas det. Lillkatten \u00e4r med. Busig. Uppiggande. Glad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Livet p\u00e5 kullen g\u00e5r vidare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker ta den d\u00e4r s\u00e4songsinfluensasprutan idag som erbjuds folk i min \u00e5lder. M\u00e5l: H\u00e4lsocentralen i Los. Transport: Tar n\u00e5gra minuter med fransk bil. Parkerar. F\u00e5r h\u00f6ra att sprutan tas i matsalen. G\u00e5r in. Sextio personer som v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 spruta d\u00e4r inne. Eller hundra. Eller n\u00e5got d\u00e4r\u00e5t. Person tv\u00e5 i k\u00f6n st\u00e5r d\u00e4r och har v\u00e4ntat […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-swedish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":42296,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=42296","url_meta":{"origin":40315,"position":0},"title":"Halloj och hej","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2022-07-18","format":false,"excerpt":"G\u00e5r omkring mest. 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