{"id":40134,"date":"2021-10-27T13:06:08","date_gmt":"2021-10-27T12:06:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=40134"},"modified":"2021-10-27T13:06:08","modified_gmt":"2021-10-27T12:06:08","slug":"den-okoncentrerade-hypnotisoren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=40134","title":{"rendered":"Den okoncentrerade hypnotis\u00f6ren"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"620\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jb-ake.png?resize=580%2C620&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-40135\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jb-ake.png?w=684&amp;ssl=1 684w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/10\/jb-ake.png?resize=281%2C300&amp;ssl=1 281w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okoncentrerat dag tre. Gillar icke. Icke alls. Men f\u00e5r ta det f\u00f6r var det \u00e4r. Jag har i alla fall f\u00e5tt lite gjort \u00e4nd\u00e5. Fast inte f\u00e5tt till mycket till kod. D\u00e4r \u00e4r det bara lidande. Fullst\u00e4ndigt lidande.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men nu. Guldnogat och Vicks Bl\u00e5 och lite kaffe. Allts\u00e5, det finns hopp. Biter inte det vet jag d\u00e5 rakt inte vad som skall till.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men har ju allts\u00e5 m\u00f6blerat om. Det s\u00e4tter sina sp\u00e5r. Jag beh\u00f6ver det d\u00e4r totala lugnet omkring f\u00f6r att sjunka in i kodarkoncentrationen. Telefonsamtal, prat och omm\u00f6blering passar inte in i det d\u00e4r. Och nej, en kr\u00e5nglande hulk bidrar inte heller. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chili mot \u00e5ngest testas kliniskt. Tanken \u00e4r att man skall f\u00e5 annat att t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 n\u00e4r man inmundigar sin chili och \u00e5ngestattacken kommer. Nu har jag normalt ingen \u00e5ngest men kanske hj\u00e4lper det d\u00e4r ocks\u00e5 mot okoncentration. F\u00e5r v\u00e4l ta till det om inte godisink\u00f6p och kaffe hj\u00e4lper. Testa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">L\u00e4ser om hitmakaren i Ljusdal. Jod\u00e5. Blir s\u00e5klart avundsjuk. Drar in stimpengar.  Men s\u00e4ljer mig s\u00e5klart inte s\u00e5 l\u00e4tt och definitivt inte till slagertr\u00e4skets fjollor. Men pengarna tar jag allts\u00e5 g\u00e4rna.  Det d\u00e4r g\u00e5r s\u00e5klart inte att f\u00e5 ihop. Lika lite som h\u00e5rdrock och dansmusik inte gjorde det p\u00e5 70-talet. Sen kr\u00e4vs det s\u00e5klart talang f\u00f6r det d\u00e4r ocks\u00e5. Alltid \u00e4r det n\u00e5got.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stimpengar har jag \u00e4nnu inte sett till n\u00e5gra. Fast har visst tj\u00e4nat ihop i alla fall n\u00e5gra outbetalningsbara \u00f6ren. Alltid n\u00e5got. Men dagens lyssningtakt blir det inget stort arv f\u00f6r barnen den dag det d\u00e4r betalas ut. Sorry kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e5gon hypnotis\u00f6r k\u00e4nner jag inte och har aldrig k\u00e4nt. Men visst blev \u00e5tminstone rubriken bra i det h\u00e4r inl\u00e4gget?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">N\u00e5ja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Men jag m\u00e5ste v\u00e4l f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka kasta mig in i det d\u00e4r kodandet. Editor och debugger st\u00e5r d\u00e4r och blinkar. Det finns liksom ingen urs\u00e4kt alls f\u00f6r att inte  k\u00f6ra. K\u00e4nner liksom hur den nionde Vic&#8217;s Bl\u00e5 tabletten som ligger och sm\u00e4lter i d\u00e4rf\u00f6r avsedd mun tar mig till nya h\u00f6jder. Det finns allts\u00e5 hopp. S\u00e5 tjing s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge. Ja, s\u00e5 kan man v\u00e4l s\u00e4ga. Ocks\u00e5 en bit in p\u00e5 2000-talet. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Liksom<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okoncentrerat dag tre. Gillar icke. Icke alls. Men f\u00e5r ta det f\u00f6r var det \u00e4r. Jag har i alla fall f\u00e5tt lite gjort \u00e4nd\u00e5. Fast inte f\u00e5tt till mycket till kod. D\u00e4r \u00e4r det bara lidande. Fullst\u00e4ndigt lidande. Men nu. Guldnogat och Vicks Bl\u00e5 och lite kaffe. 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