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Det optimala \u00e4r s\u00e5klart om man kan lulla runt lite p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret f\u00f6re en alldeles riktig semester. Plocka lite. St\u00e4da lite. Fundera lite. S\u00e5 blir det nu inte idag. Jag vet knappt vilken dag det \u00e4r. Det \u00e4r full fart hela v\u00e4gen in i m\u00e5lsn\u00f6ret som g\u00e4ller. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nej, man hinner aldrig s\u00e5 mycket som man tror. Alltid st\u00f6ter man p\u00e5 n\u00e5got som s\u00e4tter en gurka i hjulet. Eller en torkad fisk som f\u00e4llde Professor Isse d\u00e4ri Uppsala p\u00e5 80-talet. Han om n\u00e5gon borde ju ha insett faran med en torkad fisk i framhjulet p\u00e5 en cykel som framf\u00f6rdes i full fart. Tr\u00f6ghetskrafterna. Men professor vlev han ju. Fick n\u00e5gra \u00e4rr avb den d\u00e4r h\u00e4ndelsen med sig i livet ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Att jag vill skeppa ut det jag vill \u00e4r s\u00e5klart bara ett hittep\u00e5. Det \u00e4r det som s\u00e5 att s\u00e4ga ligger d\u00e4r i pipen. F\u00e5r jag ut det s\u00e5 k\u00e4nns det som jag gjort n\u00e5got de tre, fyra,,,, fan \u00e4r det fem, \u00e5ren. Men s\u00e5 viktigt \u00e4r det ju inte. V\u00e4rlden g\u00e5r inte under om jag inte hinner. Den kan dessutom f\u00f6r\u00e4ndras senare. Och igen och igen och igen. Det enda som h\u00e4nder om jag inte hinner \u00e4r att jag g\u00e5r och har tankarna om dom d\u00e4r som ligger d\u00e4r malande i huvudet. Inget bra om man skall h\u00e5lla sig borta fr\u00e5n l\u00e5tsaskontor och l\u00e5tsasjobb i fyra veckor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det d\u00e4r med de gula lapparna, ja lappar, lappar, lappar, har f\u00f6rresten K introducerat genom att f\u00f6r\u00e4ra mig med ett block. K\u00e4nner att ett beroende \u00e4r p\u00e5 v\u00e4g d\u00e4r. Fan liksom. Jag som var helt digital tidigare. En man helt i ofas med tiden. Alltid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men trots att jag allts\u00e5 knappt vet vilken dag det \u00e4r. \u00c4r tr\u00f6tt som ett f\u00f6rkastat cykelst\u00e4ll strax innan nedsm\u00e4ltning, s\u00e5 \u00e4r det h\u00e4rligt att leva. Jo sover en timme “f\u00f6r l\u00e4nge” h\u00e4r p\u00e5 morgonen. Har aldrig klocka. Eller jo, K \u00e4r klockan, hon skall ju upp, iv\u00e4g till skola och bibliotek, men nu har hon semester. Allts\u00e5 ringer inte K-klockan. Vaknar vi \u00e5tta allts\u00e5. Men v\u00e4lf\u00f6rtj\u00e4nt. Fyratimmarsn\u00e4tter f\u00f6r l\u00e4nge \u00e4nd\u00e5. Nu r\u00e4tt uts\u00f6vd. Tror jag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men dags allts\u00e5 at ge sig ikast med de sista bitarna. Eller i alla fall s\u00e5 l\u00e5ngt man hinner. P\u00e5 dom bara fido… Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Det optimala \u00e4r s\u00e5klart om man kan lulla runt lite p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret f\u00f6re en alldeles riktig semester. Plocka lite. St\u00e4da lite. Fundera lite. S\u00e5 blir det nu inte idag. Jag vet knappt vilken dag det \u00e4r. Det \u00e4r full fart hela v\u00e4gen in i m\u00e5lsn\u00f6ret som g\u00e4ller. Nej, man hinner aldrig s\u00e5 mycket som man […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":251,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=251","url_meta":{"origin":39300,"position":0},"title":"Tr\u00c3\u00b6tt s\u00c3\u00a5 tr\u00c3\u00b6tt","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2008-03-05","format":false,"excerpt":"Vet ej om det \u00c3\u00a4r m\u00c3\u00a5ndagens yrsel som fortfarande sitter i kroppen men jag \u00c3\u00a4r s\u00c3\u00a5 tr\u00c3\u00b6tt idag. 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