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N\u00e4r jag leker gud, allts\u00e5 g\u00e5r d\u00e4r och best\u00e4mmer vilka som skall f\u00e5 leva och vilka som inte skall f\u00e5 det, k\u00f6r gr\u00e4sklippare allts\u00e5, s\u00e5 noterar jag att tjattertanterna<\/em> saknas. Inte en enda ser eller h\u00f6r man. Jo jag ser tre ungar flyga norrut. Men annars helt tomt. Bj\u00f6rktrastar brukar annars gilla att leta insekter i gr\u00e4smattan efter att jag klippt. Ibland direkt efter klipparen men oftast en bit bort. Alltid tjattrande. Det \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 deras tr\u00e4dg\u00e5rd. N\u00e5got dom tydligt brukar markera n\u00e4r man kommer ut om morgonen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag saknar dem redan. Vet vad det inneb\u00e4r. Snart tystnader det mesta av f\u00e5gels\u00e5ngen ocks\u00e5 h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kullen. M\u00f6rkrets f\u00f6rl\u00f6pare \u00e4r dt n\u00e4r de ger sig iv\u00e4g. Vart? Ja det undra jag varje \u00e5r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast \u00e4n sjunger koltrasten. H\u00e4nf\u00f6r. V\u00e5r nuvarande herre p\u00e5 kullen har en s\u00e5ng med ett abrupt slut. Som om pickupen lyftes av skivan mitt i l\u00e5ten. Han tycker v\u00e4l det \u00e4r vackert. Den som annars sjungit i sommar, som h\u00e4rmat allt m\u00f6jligt, har jag inte h\u00f6rt p\u00e5 ett tag. Men tack gode han\/hon\/det\/gud och j\u00e4mvikten f\u00f6r koltrasts\u00e5ng. Den tar sig rakt in i hj\u00e4rtat p\u00e5 den h\u00e4r ocoole gubben varje g\u00e5ng jag h\u00e4r den. Finge jag d\u00f6 liggandes under en l\u00f6nn med koltrasts\u00e5ng som fyller luften s\u00e5 skulle jag inte ha n\u00e5gra problem med den saken. Fast det skulle s\u00e5klart g\u00e5 lika bra med Metallica p\u00e5 h\u00f6g volym och vilket rum som helst ocks\u00e5 \u00e5 andra sidan. Man f\u00e5r vara flexibel av sig i de d\u00e4r l\u00e4gena.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men klipper gr\u00e4s allts\u00e5. Ny drivrem levererad. Som ocks\u00e5 \u00e4r f\u00f6r l\u00e5ng. Man \u00e4r allts\u00e5 besviken p\u00e5 leverant\u00f6r och f\u00e5r extra motion p\u00e5 k\u00f6pet. S\u00e4kert bra f\u00f6r en s\u00e5dan som mig. Men hinner inte s\u00e5 mycket mer \u00e4n att klippa gr\u00e4s. Delvis m\u00f6jligen beroende p\u00e5 en del sovande p\u00e5 soffan under f\u00f6rmiddagen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tr\u00f6tt n\u00e4mligen. H\u00e4mtar igen fr\u00e5n brist p\u00e5 s\u00f6mn. Tr\u00f6ttheten \u00e4r p\u00e5 riktigt fast jobbet \u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsas. En paradox s\u00e5 god som n\u00e5gon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men med gr\u00e4set klippt borde jag allts\u00e5 hinna annat imorgon. Ja l\u00e5tsasarbetsveckan b\u00f6rjar d\u00e4r och d\u00e5 ocks\u00e5. Sen fyra dagar till p\u00e5 det. Sen f\u00e5r man h\u00e5lla sig ifr\u00e5n kontoret i fyra veckor. F\u00f6r den stora fredens skull. Ja och kanske f\u00f6r att man beh\u00f6ver det. M\u00e5r bra av det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c4r det n\u00e5gon som har tjugofem meter l\u00e4kt i bakfickan s\u00e5 skulle vi kunna g\u00f6ra aff\u00e4rer. I Ljusdal var det i alla fall slut. Att jag beh\u00f6ver var v\u00e4l den enda anledningen till det. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men en sl\u00f6 l\u00f6rdagskv\u00e4ll v\u00e4ntar. En film kanske. Eller rent av tv\u00e5. N\u00e5got att tugga p\u00e5. Vad mer kan en m\u00e4nniska beg\u00e4ra. Har ju dessutom f\u00e5tt jordgubbst\u00e5rta i helgen. D\u00e4r snackar vi niv\u00e5er liknade semlor och Vics Bl\u00e5. Gott. Saker v\u00e4rda att leva ett \u00e5r till f\u00f6r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sommarens riktigt stora h\u00f6jdpunkt \u00e4r ju att sova med \u00f6ppet f\u00f6nster annars. Hut ljuvligt \u00e4r nu inte denna enkla lilla njutning i livet. Har man tur sjunger koltrasten utanf\u00f6r f\u00f6nstret n\u00e4r man vaknar. \u00c4ven med otur s\u00e5 sv\u00e4var gardinerna p\u00e5 ljumma vindar i en sommarbris. Ja och ett l\u00e4tt sommarregn d\u00e4r ute kan man ocks\u00e5 ligga och lyssna p\u00e5 och njuta av till fullo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu har jag skrivit s\u00e5 mycket om f\u00e5glar att jag v\u00e4l snart f\u00e5r en r\u00e4kning av Ulf Lundell. Det spelar liksom ingen roll att jag var f\u00f6rst. Men han, den girige gamle mannen, kan jag inte med l\u00e4ngre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Antagligen inte han mig heller. Men tur f\u00f6r honom s\u00e5 har han ingen aning om min existens.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lika bra att det f\u00f6rblir s\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tror jag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Over and out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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