{"id":39137,"date":"2021-06-13T17:30:13","date_gmt":"2021-06-13T16:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=39137"},"modified":"2022-12-23T10:43:06","modified_gmt":"2022-12-23T09:43:06","slug":"statyn-over-min-storhet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=39137","title":{"rendered":"Statyn \u00f6ver min storhet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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En helikopter som dundrar \u00f6ver oss. Polisbilar cirklar runt efter v\u00e4garna. En dement kvinna \u00e4r borta sedan i morse<\/a>. En av de d\u00e4r goda, sn\u00e4lla, glada som inte borde drabbas av n\u00e5got ont alls i v\u00e4rlden. Inte hennes familj heller. Men s\u00e5 fungerar det som vanligt med skitspridningen. Skiten tr\u00e4ffar alla. En klick i alla riktningar. God, ond rik, fattig. Tjoff. Nu hoppas vi bara p\u00e5 ett lyckligt slut p\u00e5 den h\u00e4r historien. Alla tummar h\u00e5lles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sj\u00e4lv \u00e4gnar jag dagen \u00e5t att gr\u00e4va ut f\u00f6r fundamentet f\u00f6r statyn \u00f6ver min egen storhet. Japp, eftersom ingen annan har kommit p\u00e5 tanken att starta en st\u00f6rre insamling och s\u00e4tta upp en staty till min \u00e4ra s\u00e5 f\u00e5r jag v\u00e4l g\u00f6ra det sj\u00e4lv. Jag har t\u00e4nkt mig n\u00e5got i stil med Jesusstatyn i Rio. Att jag efter att den \u00e4r f\u00e4rdig kan st\u00e5 h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kulle och blicka ut \u00f6ver “min” by sen i evinnerliga tider. Sj\u00e4lvklart med en v\u00e4lsignande gest. Jag \u00e4r \u00e4nd\u00e5 den jag \u00e4r. Eller hur?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e5ja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00f6jligen blir det till slut ett av K best\u00e4llt blomland ocks\u00e5. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men sommars\u00e4song ig\u00e5ng h\u00e4r p\u00e5 riktigt. Det blir inte lika mycket s\u00e5sande i soffan i helgerna. Det rusas ut. Finns en njutning i det ocks\u00e5. F\u00f6rv\u00e5nandsv\u00e4rt tillfredst\u00e4llande \u00e4r det att varje \u00e5r komma ut och jobba med h\u00e4nderna. G\u00f6ra s\u00e5dant som g\u00f6r ont i kroppen. Gillar mycket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Koltrasten h\u00e4r p\u00e5 kullen \u00e4r n\u00e5got alldeles extra i \u00e5r. Tror fan den inte bara kan h\u00e4rma storspov utan att den kan joddla ocks\u00e5. I alla fall lyckades den \u00e5stadkomma n\u00e5got som var v\u00e4ldigt likt en joddling idag. Ja och sen har den n\u00e5gra andra underliga toner som jag inte riktigt kan identifiera f\u00f6r sig ocks\u00e5. Jag t\u00e4nker att antagligen spenderar den vintrarna i n\u00e5gon Schweizisk multimiljard\u00e4rs tr\u00e4dg\u00e5rd. N\u00e5gon i hush\u00e5llet joddlar. Eventuellt g\u00f6r alla schweizare det f\u00f6rresten. K\u00e4nner bara en. Inte multimiljard\u00e4r. Har aldrig fr\u00e5gat om han kan joddla. Eller om han g\u00f6r det. Men hur som helst. De andra ljuden. Ja en multimilin\u00e4rs tomt. Vad vet man vilka ljud som f\u00f6rekommer d\u00e4r. En Ferrari startar. Drinkmixer k\u00f6rs. Ja ni fattar. F\u00f6rhoppningsvis tar den lille svarte med sig n\u00e5gra av mina svordomar tillbaks till vintern. M\u00f6jligen skulle man bara f\u00f6r att j\u00e4vlas \u00e4gna dagarna \u00e5t att h\u00f6gt sjunga internationalen. Men \u00e5 andra sidan finns en fara i det. D\u00e5 kunde koltrasten eventuellt bli klassas som ohyra i miljon\u00e4rskvarteren. Skjutas. Bortsaneras. Det vill vi inte. Jag har stor gl\u00e4dje av hans s\u00e5ng. \u00c4ven om jag saknar v\u00e5r gamle Pavarotti ocks\u00e5 s\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu skall jag stoppa in lite mat i d\u00e4rf\u00f6r avsett gap sen skall jag b\u00f6rja min l\u00e5tsasarbetsvecka. Liv som g\u00e5r. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En helikopter som dundrar \u00f6ver oss. Polisbilar cirklar runt efter v\u00e4garna. En dement kvinna \u00e4r borta sedan i morse. En av de d\u00e4r goda, sn\u00e4lla, glada som inte borde drabbas av n\u00e5got ont alls i v\u00e4rlden. Inte hennes familj heller. Men s\u00e5 fungerar det som vanligt med skitspridningen. Skiten tr\u00e4ffar alla. 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