{"id":39105,"date":"2021-06-10T10:06:52","date_gmt":"2021-06-10T09:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=39105"},"modified":"2021-06-10T11:38:48","modified_gmt":"2021-06-10T10:38:48","slug":"glass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=39105","title":{"rendered":"Glass"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Kan man \u00e4ta en sk\u00e5l med glass klockan tio? “Ja det kan man” <\/strong><\/em>s\u00e4ger han\/hon\/det\/gud h\u00f6gt och tydligt n\u00e4r jag nu \u00e4nd\u00e5 fr\u00e5gar. F\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen jag har haft nytta av en guddom faktiskt. Det l\u00e4r inte h\u00e4nda igen. Har aldrig h\u00e4nt tidigare.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men gott var det. Smakade utm\u00e4rkt. Trotts l\u00e5gprisglass. Ingen<\/strong> “Tom och Jerry” glass h\u00e4r inte, Eller “Hertzhog…” n\u00e5gonting. Ja jag vet allts\u00e5 inte vad n\u00e5gon av de d\u00e4r dyrare ens heter. Gjorda p\u00e5 riktig gr\u00e4dde. Eller veganska dyrbarheter. S\u00e5 l\u00e5ngt bort fr\u00e5n dom befinner jag mig allts\u00e5. Men ni fattar nog. L\u00e4gger man sedan till de d\u00e4r som s\u00e4ljs i specialbutiker p\u00e5 fina gatan s\u00e5… ja dom k\u00e4nner jag inte ens till att de existerar. Men man anar ju. Direktimporterad mango. F\u00e4rska jordgubbar. Inbakade diamanter och smaragder. S\u00e5nt. Dyrt. Nedfryst personligen och med gl\u00e4dje av en specialutbildad glassmakare med diplom p\u00e5 v\u00e4ggen och \u00e4gare av en j\u00e4ttestor termometer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det v\u00e4rsta egentligen \u00e4r att jag efter att ha \u00e4tit upp min sk\u00e5l med glass fortfarande \u00e4r sugen p\u00e5 glass. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skit ocks\u00e5.<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fr\u00e5gan \u00e4r om jag kan h\u00e5lla mig till efter lunchen med att fylla p\u00e5 mer av varan i min (f\u00f6rut) l\u00e4tta smidiga lekamen. Och sk\u00e5l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00f6jligen skall man avst\u00e5 helt. N\u00f6ja mig med en p\u00e5se Vics Bl\u00e5. Har n\u00e4mligen f\u00e5tt uppdrag att inhandla mj\u00f6lk. I de d\u00e4r uppdragens givande ing\u00e5r ett godk\u00e4nnande av ett ink\u00f6p av en p\u00e5se Vic’s Bl\u00e5. En s\u00e5dan suger jag i mig p\u00e5 en timme. L\u00e4tt. S\u00e5 tv\u00e5 hade inte varit ett problem. Tv\u00e5 timmar. Men godk\u00e4nnandet g\u00e4ller nu allts\u00e5 bara en. S\u00e5 en blir det. Det borde s\u00e5klart inte ens bli den. Utan tv\u00e5 liter mj\u00f6lk bara. Men nu \u00e4r det som det \u00e4r med karakt\u00e4ren.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Skriver lite manualsidor. Allts\u00e5 lider jag. Tr\u00e5kigt. D\u00e4rav detta blogginl\u00e4gg. Helt on\u00f6digt s\u00e5klart. Som alla f\u00f6re och efter. Men i \u00e4nnu h\u00f6gre grad s\u00e5 eftersom det inte blir n\u00e5gon manual skriven heller s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge jag sitter h\u00e4r och bloggar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Usch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spank!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u00e5ste nog forts\u00e4tta skriva manual. Har en v\u00e4rld att f\u00f6r\u00e4ndra. N\u00e5got som sj\u00e4lvklart och s\u00e4kert inte \u00e4r helt l\u00e4tt f\u00f6r en anti-influenser. \u00c5tminstone inte utan list och gillrade f\u00e4llor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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