{"id":38828,"date":"2021-05-18T07:33:35","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T06:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=38828"},"modified":"2021-05-18T07:33:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T06:33:35","slug":"en-riktig-spya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=38828","title":{"rendered":"En riktig spya"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Jag stoppar tv\u00e5 fingrar i halsen. Men det h\u00e4nder inget. Antagligen t\u00e4nker jag p\u00e5 fel person(er). Anledningen, ja det var l\u00e4nge sedan man fick k\u00e4nna den d\u00e4r sura \u00e4ckliga k\u00e4nslan av en riktig spya. Allt \u00e4r b\u00e4ttre liksom. Ja och efter att man spytt s\u00e5 kan saker och ting bara bli b\u00e4ttre den dan. S\u00e5 t\u00e4nker jag. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men inget allts\u00e5. Det fungerar inte. Inte ens den eminenta h\u00e5rdmacksfrukosten kommer upp.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu sitter jag h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret. Det skall Zoomas mot Movexum, G\u00e4vle snart. Sen kommer sotaren. Ja ni fattar. Det h\u00e4nder mer h\u00e4r idag \u00e4n det h\u00e4nt p\u00e5 flera \u00e5r. Det beh\u00f6vs liksom ingen aktivtetsh\u00f6jning av spyor, kr\u00e4k, hulkande. L\u00e4gger allts\u00e5 ner det d\u00e4r. Innan min firma konkade spydde jag varje dag p\u00e5 morgonen under ett halv\u00e5r innan jag gick till jobbet. Har v\u00e4l allts\u00e5 gjort mitt d\u00e4r. L\u00e4nge sedan nu. L\u00e5ngt fr\u00e5n ett s\u00e5dant l\u00e4ge nu dessutom. Man kan k\u00e4nna gl\u00e4dje \u00f6ver s\u00e5dant.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det d\u00e4r zoomandet \u00e4r ett f\u00f6rs\u00f6k att vara lite social. Fast enkelsp\u00e5rigt s\u00e5klart. Jag deltar s\u00e4llan speciellt aktivt. Inte i de Svenska, de som h\u00e4nder s\u00e4llan, och inte i de Engelska, de m\u00f6ten som h\u00e4nde ofta. Men ibland finns guldkorn i de d\u00e4r “grejerna”. S\u00e4llan men \u00e4nd\u00e5 d\u00e5 och d\u00e5. Dom kan man snappa \u00e5t sig och leva p\u00e5 ett tag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dricker kaffe. Inte bra. Dels blir lunchkoppen inte s\u00e5 god. Dels s\u00e5 t\u00e4r en extra kopp s\u00e5h\u00e4r p\u00e5 morgonen p\u00e5 ransonerna, de som helst skall r\u00e4cka en vecka till och lite mer. Fast n\u00e5gra dagar utan kaffe har s\u00e4llan d\u00f6d p\u00e5 en enda gammal gubbe. Men det kr\u00e4vs att man l\u00e4st Fantomen i sin barndom f\u00f6r att uppb\u00e5da styrkan s\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drar ut en l\u00e5da. Det h\u00e4r h\u00e4nder under g\u00e5rdagen. Gamla \u00e5ldrade skrivbord fr\u00e5n Edsbyverken h\u00e4r. 50\/60-tal. Djupet i l\u00e5dorna \u00e4r mansl\u00e5ngt. Japp, en fullvuxen man skulle med l\u00e4tthet g\u00e5 ner i den nedersta l\u00e5dan. Ja inte en som \u00e4r fullv\u00e4xt (och st\u00e5tlig) som mig. Men en med mer normal konstitution. L\u00e4tt. Oklart varf\u00f6r dock. Men om Lill Lindfors \u00e4gde det. Solklart. Eller hur hon nu t\u00e4nker i l\u00e5ten sin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men nu drar jag ut den allts\u00e5. Oklart varf\u00f6r. Undrar v\u00e4l vad som kan finnas i den. N\u00e4mligen varmt nog att befinna sig i rummet nu. Ja och det vanliga har f\u00f6rpassats dit. N\u00e5gra p\u00e5sar med kretskort. Lite komponenter. S\u00e5dant som blev \u00f6ver och inte f\u00e4rdigst\u00e4llt. Men s\u00e5 sticker det fram en p\u00e5se lite l\u00e4ngre in och n\u00e4r jag f\u00f6r in handen s\u00e5 hittar jag en hel massa med kretskort som borde ha fixats sedan l\u00e4nge. Som \u00e4r totalt bortgl\u00f6mda. Jag f\u00e5r anv\u00e4nda flera timmar till att matcha dom med ritningar. S\u00e5dant som skulle fixats f\u00f6r fem \u00e5r sedan allts\u00e5. Men som av naturliga sk\u00e4l inte fixades d\u00e5. Men n\u00e5gra av projekten h\u00e5ller nog fortfarande. Sicken fest det blev. Vintern \u00e4r r\u00e4ddad, som om den inte var det redan. Mitt liv hade inte r\u00e4ckt till ens om jag kunnat klona mig till trettio personer. Jag lovar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Google ber\u00e4ttar att +400000 har sett mina foton. Det ber\u00f6r mig inte i ryggen mer \u00e4n ett myggbett. Google liksom… Urk. Spyr n\u00e4stan utan fingrar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast jag har allts\u00e5 “mycket<\/em>” att st\u00e5 i idag s\u00e5 det h\u00e4r f\u00e5r r\u00e4cka med ord fr\u00e5n kullen. Ha en bra dag gott folk. Ja ni andra ocks\u00e5…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag stoppar tv\u00e5 fingrar i halsen. Men det h\u00e4nder inget. Antagligen t\u00e4nker jag p\u00e5 fel person(er). Anledningen, ja det var l\u00e4nge sedan man fick k\u00e4nna den d\u00e4r sura \u00e4ckliga k\u00e4nslan av en riktig spya. Allt \u00e4r b\u00e4ttre liksom. Ja och efter att man spytt s\u00e5 kan saker och ting bara bli b\u00e4ttre den dan. 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