{"id":38281,"date":"2021-03-30T14:30:58","date_gmt":"2021-03-30T13:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=38281"},"modified":"2021-03-30T14:30:58","modified_gmt":"2021-03-30T13:30:58","slug":"dymmelonsdag-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=38281","title":{"rendered":"Dymmelonsdag"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Vi g\u00e5r mot p\u00e5sk. Lorthelg. Det kallade mormor helgen. Karlarna sl\u00e4pade in en massa skit fr\u00e5n \u00e5krarna. Det var sv\u00e5rt att h\u00e5lla rent. S\u00e5d\u00e4r rent som en bondmora m\u00e5ste h\u00e5lla det p\u00e5 ett bondhemmans golv<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sj\u00e4lv bryr jag mig inte s\u00e5 mycket om p\u00e5sk. Inte mycket till helg. M\u00f6jligen var det mer helg n\u00e4r barnen var sm\u00e5. Godis. Man kunde ge och sen nalla. Fick ofta det. Sn\u00e4lla barn. Nu f\u00e5r man n\u00f6ja sig med ett kex. M\u00f6jligen ocks\u00e5 en sm\u00f6rg\u00e5st\u00e5rta, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Naturligtvis har jag letat fram alla dymmeldukar h\u00e4r i huset. Det g\u00e4ller att binda in kl\u00e4pparna p\u00e5 klockorna tills imorgon. S\u00e5 att de mutar lite. Inte st\u00f6r p\u00e5 dymmelonsdagen och n\u00e5gon dag fram\u00e5t. Jag gissar att man kan f\u00e5r ringa hur mycket som helst och hur h\u00e5rt som helst n\u00e4r han, den d\u00e4r, kommunisten, Jesus, \u00e4r i farten igen. D\u00f6dsmetall medelst kyrkklockor. Det \u00e4r f\u00f6rresten konstigt att s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga konservativa gillar just den kommunisten. Men nya kommunister \u00e4r kanske d\u00e5liga. Och gamla bra. Lite som med vin. Eller kanske har det med n\u00e4rheten till han\/hon\/det\/gud att g\u00f6ra det d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Riv templen s\u00e4ger jag och blir v\u00e4l ingen Jesus f\u00f6r den skull. Det kr\u00e4vs s\u00e5klart under f\u00f6r det. Har inga s\u00e5dan p\u00e5 lur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u00e4r portas kod till Windows. \u00c5tta hundra errors och dubbelt s\u00e5 m\u00e5nga varningar. Man f\u00e5r liksom h\u00e4mta kraft nerifr\u00e5n lillt\u00e5n och ta ett problem i taget. Det brukar ge sig. Men man \u00e4r bortsk\u00e4md efter n\u00e5gra \u00e5r enbart p\u00e5 Linuxplatformen. S\u00e5 mycket enklare det \u00e4r att utveckla d\u00e4r. N\u00e4r jag l\u00e4mnade Windows utvecklingen var det definitivt tv\u00e4rt om. Men Visual Studio kan v\u00e4l mest liknas vid ett monster numera. Milj\u00f6n d\u00e4r den lever sitt liv som en monsterv\u00e4rld. Kr\u00e5ngligt helt enkelt. Vem kunde tro p\u00e5 den utvecklingen f\u00f6r tio \u00e5r sedan?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ute lyser solen och h\u00e5nskrattar \u00e5t mig som sitter h\u00e4r inne. R\u00e4tt s\u00e5klart. Urdumt att sitta h\u00e4r. Men det \u00e4r som det \u00e4r. Jag har ju alltid suttit h\u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e4stan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u00f6rresten. Den vita tisdagen idag d\u00e5. S\u00f6k p\u00e5 den om du orkar. Passa samtidigt p\u00e5 att ge ett litet bidrag till Wikipedia. Alldeles f\u00f6r f\u00e5 som g\u00f6r det. De vill v\u00e4l antagligen att Facebook eller n\u00e5got annat ofritt och ljuvligt kommersiellt under tar \u00f6ver. MER ANNONSER \u00e5t folket liksom. T\u00e4nk s\u00e5 mycket som blivit f\u00f6rst\u00f6rt i det fria \u00f6ppna h\u00e4rliga Internet. Det v\u00e4rsta \u00e4r v\u00e4l att folket sj\u00e4lva g\u00e5tt in i cellerna och sj\u00e4lva sl\u00e4ngt iv\u00e4g nycklarna n\u00e4r de v\u00e4l hamnat d\u00e4r. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tragiskt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men +800 fel r\u00e4ttar sig inte sj\u00e4lv. Det beh\u00f6vs n\u00e5gon galen m\u00e4nniska som tar sig ann dem. Just h\u00e4r och nu f\u00e5r det bli jag. Skit rinner ner\u00e5t vettu. Glad p\u00e5sk utifall vi inte h\u00f6rs…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vi g\u00e5r mot p\u00e5sk. Lorthelg. Det kallade mormor helgen. Karlarna sl\u00e4pade in en massa skit fr\u00e5n \u00e5krarna. Det var sv\u00e5rt att h\u00e5lla rent. S\u00e5d\u00e4r rent som en bondmora m\u00e5ste h\u00e5lla det p\u00e5 ett bondhemmans golv Sj\u00e4lv bryr jag mig inte s\u00e5 mycket om p\u00e5sk. Inte mycket till helg. M\u00f6jligen var det mer helg n\u00e4r barnen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":17265,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=17265","url_meta":{"origin":38281,"position":0},"title":"Ett trubbigt och ov\u00e4ssat sinne","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2015-03-31","format":false,"excerpt":"Okoncentrerad idag. 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