Vill man bef\u00e4sta sin st\u00e4llning som verkligt ocool s\u00e5 kommenterar man n\u00e5got som en cool person skrivit p\u00e5 n\u00e5got av de sociala medierna. F\u00e5r man svar, eller ens en reaktion s\u00e5, ja d\u00e5 kan man eventuellt f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka igen om en m\u00e5nad och tv\u00e5 och om det ocks\u00e5 lyckas d\u00e5 b\u00f6r man ompr\u00f6va sin ocoolhet. Sannolikheten \u00e4r dock st\u00f6rst att man f\u00e5r det d\u00e4r ocoola i sig bekr\u00e4ftat i form av ingen reaktion. Jod\u00e5 en cool person beh\u00f6ver bara kommentera “hej” eller med n\u00e5got annat dumt och hela Sverige h\u00e4nger sen p\u00e5. Men s\u00e5klart ett “hej” \u00e4r inte lika dumt och ocoolt som allt som jag kan komma p\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sj\u00e4lv \u00e4r jag numera en ren institution n\u00e4r det kommer till ocoolighet s\u00e5 jag beh\u00f6ver s\u00e4llan testa det d\u00e4r, ja och g\u00f6r jag n\u00e5gon g\u00e5ng det s\u00e5 u8ders\u00f6ker jag aldrig om det kommit en reaktion eller ett svar. Hittills har det aldrig gjort det. Tror jag. Men OK allts\u00e5, om man nu stadf\u00e4st sin ocoolighet sedan l\u00e4nge.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Annars finns det tillf\u00e4llen ungef\u00e4r som idag, n\u00e4r bloggen rusar och det \u00e4r ovanligt m\u00e5nga l\u00e4sare. D\u00e5 k\u00e4nner man sig lite cool s\u00e5d\u00e4r. Men hittills har jag alltid uppt\u00e4ckt n\u00e5gon ober\u00e4knad anledning till att l\u00e4sandet \u00f6kat. Ett namn, en person, en plats, n\u00e5got som folk helt pl\u00f6tsligt blivit intresserad av. Min text betyder inte ett skit. Ja f\u00f6rutom det d\u00e4r namnet, platsen, eller vad det nu d\u00e5 \u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Men OK det med. Man skriver f\u00f6r att man m\u00e5ste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ja, om koden skall vi inte ens prata. Det finns andra…<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Konstigt nog, trotts min occolhet, k\u00e4nner jag mig r\u00e4tt n\u00f6jd med livet. Ja, \u00e4r glad r\u00e4tt f\u00f6r det mesta rent utav. Men antagligen \u00e4r just det en del av n\u00e5gon sjukdomsbild. Alla vet ju att seri\u00f6sa och duktiga m\u00e4nniskor grubblar nere i depressionernas m\u00f6rker. Hur skulle det egentligen se ut om alla gick runt och flinande?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nu skall jag “Knappa P\u00e5*”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vill man bef\u00e4sta sin st\u00e4llning som verkligt ocool s\u00e5 kommenterar man n\u00e5got som en cool person skrivit p\u00e5 n\u00e5got av de sociala medierna. F\u00e5r man svar, eller ens en reaktion s\u00e5, ja d\u00e5 kan man eventuellt f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka igen om en m\u00e5nad och tv\u00e5 och om det ocks\u00e5 lyckas d\u00e5 b\u00f6r man ompr\u00f6va sin ocoolhet. Sannolikheten […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22607,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=22607","url_meta":{"origin":38035,"position":0},"title":"Oj D\u00e5! och lite Han\/Hon\/Det\/Gud","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2016-12-20","format":false,"excerpt":"Den st\u00f6rsta paradoxen \u00e4r nog att det dummaste alltid tror att de \u00e4r de smartaste. 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