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H\u00e5rdrockstomten<\/a> \u00e4r h\u00e4r igen. Men jag har inte tid med h\u00e5rdrockstomtar just nu, s\u00e5 jag sparkar resolut ut honom. Japp, tar honom i nacken och kickar iv\u00e4g den lille mannen. Han landar bort\u00e5t postl\u00e5dorna med en h\u00e5rd duns. Borstar av sig, tittar mycket surt hit\u00e5t och lommar iv\u00e4g bort\u00e5t skogen. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tomtar kan f\u00e5 komma p\u00e5 julafton. Andra dagar… nope.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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H\u00e5rdrockstomten \u00e4r h\u00e4r igen. Men jag har inte tid med h\u00e5rdrockstomtar just nu, s\u00e5 jag sparkar resolut ut honom. Japp, tar honom i nacken och kickar iv\u00e4g den lille mannen. Han landar bort\u00e5t postl\u00e5dorna med en h\u00e5rd duns. Borstar av sig, tittar mycket surt hit\u00e5t och lommar iv\u00e4g bort\u00e5t skogen. Tomtar kan f\u00e5 komma p\u00e5 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-swedish"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":40691,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=40691","url_meta":{"origin":37262,"position":0},"title":"Tomtar, tomtar, tomtar, var man ser.","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2021-12-22","format":false,"excerpt":"Photo by KoolShooters on Pexels.com Alla dom d\u00e4r tomtarna, minst tio stycken, som rusar f\u00f6rbi h\u00e4r ute, vad skall man g\u00f6ra med dom? 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