{"id":37162,"date":"2020-12-15T11:37:44","date_gmt":"2020-12-15T10:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=37162"},"modified":"2022-01-28T11:01:12","modified_gmt":"2022-01-28T10:01:12","slug":"en-pilsner-och-en-macka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=37162","title":{"rendered":"En pilsner och en macka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"580\" height=\"870\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/pexels-photo-3557597.jpeg?resize=580%2C870&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"bokeh lights\" class=\"wp-image-37163\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/pexels-photo-3557597.jpeg?w=867&amp;ssl=1 867w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/pexels-photo-3557597.jpeg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/pexels-photo-3557597.jpeg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/pexels-photo-3557597.jpeg?resize=768%2C1152&amp;ssl=1 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><figcaption>Photo by Kristina Paukshtite on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.pexels.com\/photo\/bokeh-lights-3557597\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Pexels.com<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;<em>Varje g\u00e5ng du s\u00e4ger n\u00e5got ont eller d\u00e5ligt om en annan m\u00e4nniska s\u00e5 f\u00f6rkortas ditt liv mer \u00e4n om du r\u00f6kt ett paket cigarretter om dan under ett \u00e5r<\/em>&#8230;&#8221;. Ja han sa s\u00e5. Lutade sig fram emot mig med hela sin g\u00e4nglighet. Sa det d\u00e4r med en raspig r\u00f6st och vattning \u00f6gon som s\u00e5g rakt in i mina. N\u00e4d\u00e5, han var ingen guru av det d\u00e4r traditionella slaget. Bara ett fyllo som stank av gammelsprit, piss och f\u00f6r f\u00e5 duschar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Han hade slagit sig ner vid mitt bord p\u00e5 det gamla slitna fik jag alltid brukar bes\u00f6ka n\u00e4r jag \u00e4r i Stockholm. Ja det med de godaste kanelbullarna allts\u00e5. Han hade bara helt pl\u00f6tsligt och utmattat dumpit ner p\u00e5 stolen mittemot mig. Jo jag satt ju d\u00e4r ensam. Stolen var ledig. Inget konstigt med det. Sen hade han sett p\u00e5 mig och sagt det d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;<em>Ja det \u00e4r s\u00e4kert sant<\/em>&#8221; s\u00e4ger jag men f\u00e5r inget svar. Sen sitter vi d\u00e4r och ser p\u00e5 varandra. Tekla, hon som \u00e4ger fiket, 87 i \u00e5r, men still going strong, s\u00e4ger \u00e5t min nye bekantskap att han skall l\u00e4mna mig ifred. Men jag s\u00e4ger att det \u00e4r OK och best\u00e4ller en pilsner och en macka \u00e5t mannen n\u00e4r jag f\u00e5r mitt eget rykande heta kokkaffe och mina bullar. Jod\u00e5. jag tar alltid tre. Hoppar lunchen. De \u00e4r s\u00e5 goda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sen s\u00e4ger vi inte s\u00e5 mycket mer. \u00c4gnar oss \u00e5t macka, pilser, kaffe och bullar. Och n\u00e4r jag s\u00e4tter p\u00e5 mig jackan, jag skall med t\u00e5get hem snart och m\u00e5ste ta mig till centralen, s\u00e5 tackar jag honom. Men han har somnat d\u00e4r i stolen. S\u00e5 jag g\u00e5r ut, ut dit till gatorna, d\u00e4r de kalla vindarna jagar utb\u00f6lingar som mig eftersom s\u00e5dana som jag egentligen inte h\u00f6r hemma i den h\u00e4r staden och \u00e4r ett l\u00e4tt offer f\u00f6r baltisk r\u00e5 fuktighet som tr\u00e4nger in under och in i allt. <em>Lyssnar man alldeles s\u00e5 lite s\u00e5 l\u00e4r man sig n\u00e5got varje dag<\/em> t\u00e4nker jag n\u00e4r jag slinker ner f\u00f6r trappen ner mot den skramlande tunnelbanan. Hem\u00e5t allts\u00e5.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Varje g\u00e5ng du s\u00e4ger n\u00e5got ont eller d\u00e5ligt om en annan m\u00e4nniska s\u00e5 f\u00f6rkortas ditt liv mer \u00e4n om du r\u00f6kt ett paket cigarretter om dan under ett \u00e5r&#8230;&#8221;. Ja han sa s\u00e5. Lutade sig fram emot mig med hela sin g\u00e4nglighet. 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