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Tanterna och jag tittar f\u00f6rundrat ut idag p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. Ja, f\u00f6r er som normalt inte l\u00e4ser den h\u00e4r bloggen s\u00e5 kanske “tanterna” kr\u00e4ver en f\u00f6rklaring. “Tanterna” \u00e4r n\u00e4mligen mina pelargoner. Dom har inga individuella namn h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret. Gruppnamn g\u00e4ller. “Tanterna” allts\u00e5. Det \u00e4r dom som h\u00e5ller skaplig ordning p\u00e5 mig. Och jag p\u00e5 dom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men d\u00e4r ute. Efter en m\u00e5nbelyst natt och en storm\u00e5nemorgon i silver, s\u00e5 lyser hela v\u00e4rlden upp i en skimrande \u00f6verjordisk glans som \u00e4r sv\u00e5r att beskriva. Ja, och det \u00e4r d\u00e5 jag och tanterna tittar ut och f\u00f6rundras. Utom en av dem d\u00e5 som tittar \u00e5t andra h\u00e5llet, sur som hon \u00e4r f\u00f6r att hon inte f\u00e5r lika mycket g\u00f6dning (kaffesump) som vanligt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00c4nnu en s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r dag allts\u00e5 d\u00e5 man blir p\u00e5mind om varf\u00f6r man flyttade den d\u00e4r v\u00e5rdagen fr\u00e5n T\u00e4by och hit. Det som \u00e4r det s\u00e4msta jag gjort och det b\u00e4sta jag gjort. J\u00e4mvikt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man undrar om pelargoner i f\u00e5ngenskap l\u00e4ngtar till Sydafrika? Om de n\u00e4r dr\u00f6mmar om att bli buskstora vackra j\u00e4ttar i branta slutningar ner mot vilda hav fulla med hajar och valar. Man f\u00e5r v\u00e4l undra… man f\u00e5r d\u00e4remot inte alltid svar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u00e4r knappas det allts\u00e5. Inget ovanligt med det. F\u00e5gel Fenix flyger igen. Om \u00e4n med lite hj\u00e4lp. Men om n\u00e5gra dagar till s\u00e5, s\u00e5 skall den vackra f\u00e5geln till fullo resa sig ur askan av sig sj\u00e4lv och p\u00e5 egna vingar flyga ut i v\u00e4rlden och f\u00f6r\u00e4ndra den precis som dess f\u00f6retr\u00e4dare gjorde. Eller n\u00e5ja… F\u00f6rs\u00f6kte. Men f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka r\u00e4cker l\u00e5ngt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sm\u00e5f\u00e5glarna f\u00e5r ingen mat h\u00e4r utanf\u00f6r f\u00f6nstret i \u00e5r. Det \u00e4r en ovanlighet. Vi har lyckats med det i alla \u00e5r. Inhandlat en s\u00e4ck solrosfr\u00f6n varje m\u00e5nad och med n\u00f6d och n\u00e4ppe klarat det. Men har f\u00e5tt ge oss i \u00e5r. Man vill inte avbryta som vi fick g\u00f6ra under v\u00e5ren. Inte bra. Men tomt blir det, tomt \u00e4r det. Under h\u00f6sten pep Talgoxarna exalterat n\u00e4r man visade sig p\u00e5 matningsplatsen. Dom minns. Nu \u00e4r det bara n\u00e5gon enstaka kvar som hoppas. Jag st\u00e5r d\u00e4r och sk\u00e4ms \u00e5 m\u00e4nsklighetens, eller i alla fall mina egen persons, v\u00e4gnar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man blir inte rik p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsasjobb. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men man f\u00e5r skylla sig sj\u00e4lv. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

335 dagar kvar…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Backa-Jan saknas mig fortfarande s\u00e5klart. Blir n\u00e4stan f\u00f6rbannad p\u00e5 gubben. Varf\u00f6r skulle han g\u00e5 och d\u00f6 s\u00e5d\u00e4r f\u00f6r!? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sj\u00e4lv t\u00e4nker faktisk mata Hulken redan nu och sedan vandra upp f\u00f6r alla trapporna och greppa min bok d\u00e4r i bingen. Det har varit n\u00e5gra dagar med alldeles f\u00f6r lite s\u00f6mn nu. Man \u00e4r gammal och m\u00e4rker v\u00e4l av det d\u00e4r nu f\u00f6r tiden. Ogillar gammelns fientliga invasion i kropp och sj\u00e4l. Men man f\u00e5r b\u00f6ja sig f\u00f6r det oundvikliga s\u00e5klart. Det d\u00e4r \u00e4r en strid som man lika g\u00e4rna kan ge upp innan den ens b\u00f6rjat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nya tag imorgon allts\u00e5.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Tanterna och jag tittar f\u00f6rundrat ut idag p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. Ja, f\u00f6r er som normalt inte l\u00e4ser den h\u00e4r bloggen s\u00e5 kanske “tanterna” kr\u00e4ver en f\u00f6rklaring. “Tanterna” \u00e4r n\u00e4mligen mina pelargoner. Dom har inga individuella namn h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret. Gruppnamn g\u00e4ller. “Tanterna” allts\u00e5. Det \u00e4r dom som h\u00e5ller skaplig ordning p\u00e5 mig. Och jag p\u00e5 dom. 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