{"id":36937,"date":"2020-11-26T09:53:32","date_gmt":"2020-11-26T08:53:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36937"},"modified":"2020-11-26T09:53:32","modified_gmt":"2020-11-26T08:53:32","slug":"smatomtar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36937","title":{"rendered":"Sm\u00e5tomtar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Jag kommer fr\u00e5n en bondesl\u00e4kt. Ja min mammas f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar var b\u00f6nder. B\u00f6nder har mycket historier om de d\u00e4r man inte ser. Jag har h\u00f6rt de flesta. D\u00e5 n\u00e4r mj\u00f6lken surnade utan anledning s\u00e5 visste man ju vad som var p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng. Eller n\u00e4r kon dog. Bara f\u00f6ll ner den d\u00e4r dagen som egentligen b\u00f6rjade s\u00e5 bra. Eller n\u00e4r det blev missv\u00e4xt. Eller \u00e5t andra h\u00e5llet, n\u00e4r potatissk\u00f6rden slog rekord och man sk\u00f6t den st\u00f6rsta \u00e4lgen n\u00e5gonsin den h\u00f6sten. Sm\u00e5folket var antingen med en eller emot en, men alltid d\u00e4r med ett finger, ett krokben eller en hj\u00e4lpande hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu f\u00f6r tiden \u00e4r inte alla de d\u00e4r tecknen lika tydliga. Det finns liksom s\u00e5 mycket som distraherar. Vem har tid med \u00e4lvor och hustomtar n\u00e4r man har Facebook? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jo jag s\u00e5klart. Eftersom jag inte har Facebook. Och i natt kom det ett tecken igen p\u00e5 att sm\u00e5folk och oknytt fortfarande lever och verkar i v\u00e5r n\u00e4rhet.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kolla p\u00e5 diagrammet ovan. Hur det hoppar till d\u00e4r vid 03:20 (som egentligen \u00e4r 04:20 eftersom diagrammet visar UTC). Det m\u00e5ste ju vara tomten som \u00e4r p\u00e5 recogniseringsbes\u00f6k helt klart. Eller m\u00f6jligen – bra med alternativa f\u00f6rklaringar – \u00e4r det m\u00f6jligen “ondskan” som g\u00e5r in i huset. Ja eller ut. Eller ocks\u00e5 \u00e4r det de eviga kvarsittarna och deras l\u00e4rare som fick ett utbrott just d\u00e4r vid den d\u00e4r tiden i de gamla skolsalarna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det finns liksom ingen annan f\u00f6rklaring. Sensorerna ljuger inte. Det \u00e4r h\u00e4rmed bevisat, svart p\u00e5 vitt, att tomten och sm\u00e5knytten finns och smyger omkring h\u00e4r om natten n\u00e4r vi andra sover f\u00e5r b\u00e4sta och sk\u00f6naste s\u00f6mn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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F\u00f6r att du nu inte tro att v\u00e4rmesystemet hickade till just d\u00e4r bifogar jag temperaturerna f\u00f6r pannan ocks\u00e5<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Och ute temperaturen<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Japp. Sm\u00e5knytt!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag kommer fr\u00e5n en bondesl\u00e4kt. Ja min mammas f\u00f6r\u00e4ldrar var b\u00f6nder. B\u00f6nder har mycket historier om de d\u00e4r man inte ser. Jag har h\u00f6rt de flesta. D\u00e5 n\u00e4r mj\u00f6lken surnade utan anledning s\u00e5 visste man ju vad som var p\u00e5 g\u00e5ng. Eller n\u00e4r kon dog. Bara f\u00f6ll ner den d\u00e4r dagen som egentligen b\u00f6rjade s\u00e5 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":21593,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=21593","url_meta":{"origin":36937,"position":0},"title":"Halvtid","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2016-09-21","format":false,"excerpt":"Veckor som rusar. 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