{"id":36800,"date":"2020-11-15T20:46:16","date_gmt":"2020-11-15T19:46:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36800"},"modified":"2020-11-15T20:46:16","modified_gmt":"2020-11-15T19:46:16","slug":"skottar-span","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36800","title":{"rendered":"Skottar sp\u00e5n"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Det finns n\u00e5got bekant med det d\u00e4r. Jag skottar n\u00e4mligen sp\u00e5n. Som jag gjorde som sjutton\u00e5ring ocks\u00e5. Fast hemma nu. D\u00e5 p\u00e5 Tr\u00e4f\u00f6r\u00e4dlingen i Edsbyn. Men straff d\u00e5. Straff nu. Jag \u00e4r sn\u00e5l n\u00e4mligen. All pellets skall eldas. Japp, ocks\u00e5 den som hamnat p\u00e5 golvet. Varenda smula. S\u00e5 i med den bara. Det \u00e4r bara det att allt m\u00f6jligt annat f\u00f6ljer ocks\u00e5 med. Spikar. V\u00e4gputs. Ja ni fattar. Skruvar k\u00f6r fast. Gniiiirk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

K\u00f6r skruvar fast f\u00e5r man t\u00f6mma ut all pellets p\u00e5 golvet. F\u00e5 loss det d\u00e4r i skruven och sen lassa i allt igen. Japp. Kul… kunde det ha varit om man varit om man nu var lagd \u00e5t det h\u00e5llet. Men det \u00e4r man inte. Det finns s\u00e4kert n\u00e5gon som \u00e4r det. Sj\u00e4lv har jag t\u00f6mt alldeles f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga sp\u00e5nskivetorkar med bl\u00f6t sp\u00e5n f\u00f6r att finna det mista n\u00f6je i det h\u00e4r. Sn\u00e5lhet allts\u00e5. Den som bedrar visdomen ni vet. I aktion igen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men vintersysslor. Jag och Hulken. Det h\u00e4nder d\u00e5 och d\u00e5 det d\u00e4r. Nu fullt p\u00e5kl\u00e4dd faktiskt. Det har h\u00e4nt mer \u00e4n en g\u00e5ng mitt i natten under iskalla vintern\u00e4tter n\u00e4r alla Hulkar m\u00e5ste jobba. D\u00e5 har jag st\u00e5tt d\u00e4r i kalsonger och skottat. Japp, mer \u00e4n en g\u00e5ng. Det m\u00e5 se roligt ut. Men lovar. Det \u00e4r det inte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men saker som g\u00e5r att l\u00f6sa l\u00f6ser man. Det \u00e4r inte v\u00e4rre med det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Riktig sl\u00f6helg h\u00e4r. Ja f\u00f6rutom pelletsskottandet blir det inte mycket mer p\u00e5 l\u00f6rdagen faktiskt. Fast s\u00f6ndag, japp idag, t\u00f6mmer vi komposter, gr\u00e4ver ett land och fixar lite annat innan sn\u00f6n l\u00e4gger sig \u00f6ver kullen i slutet av veckan. Det finns n\u00e5got gott i det d\u00e4r sista man g\u00f6r innan vintern \u00e4r h\u00e4r p\u00e5 allvar. Sen b\u00f6rjar en ny, en annan, tid. Kokongtid. Stanna-inne-med-gott-samvete-tid helt enkelt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu har ny vecka startat h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret. Allt till salu. Allt p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsas. Lek hela v\u00e4gen in i v\u00e4ggen. Eller n\u00e5got dit\u00e5t. Trehundrafemtioen dagar kvar. Man knappt tro att det \u00e4r sant. Det hoppfulla. N\u00e4sta jul t\u00e4nker jag inte oroa mig en sekund f\u00f6r hur man \u00f6verlever till den sista januari. ICKE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Man m\u00e5 inte vara n\u00e5got i v\u00e4rlden. Men vissa dagar \u00e4r det r\u00e4t OK det ocks\u00e5 faktiskt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

L\u00e5t en ny obruten vecka med o\u00e4ndliga m\u00f6jligheter ha sin b\u00f6rjan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Det finns n\u00e5got bekant med det d\u00e4r. Jag skottar n\u00e4mligen sp\u00e5n. Som jag gjorde som sjutton\u00e5ring ocks\u00e5. Fast hemma nu. D\u00e5 p\u00e5 Tr\u00e4f\u00f6r\u00e4dlingen i Edsbyn. Men straff d\u00e5. Straff nu. Jag \u00e4r sn\u00e5l n\u00e4mligen. All pellets skall eldas. Japp, ocks\u00e5 den som hamnat p\u00e5 golvet. Varenda smula. S\u00e5 i med den bara. Det \u00e4r bara […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15935,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=15935","url_meta":{"origin":36800,"position":0},"title":"Fyrverkerir\u00e4dda katter och ny\u00e5r men alltid borta","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2014-12-30","format":false,"excerpt":"Jag skottar lite smala passager p\u00e5 g\u00e5rden s\u00e5 att vi slipper pulsa i sn\u00f6. 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