{"id":36103,"date":"2020-09-11T07:36:25","date_gmt":"2020-09-11T06:36:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36103"},"modified":"2020-09-11T07:36:25","modified_gmt":"2020-09-11T06:36:25","slug":"tanterna-och-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36103","title":{"rendered":"Tanterna och post"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Jag pratar lite med tanterna h\u00e4r p\u00e5 morgonen. Dom skall n\u00e4mligen vattnas. Skriker efter det livgivande faktiskt. Gubben har liksom gl\u00f6mt att vattna vackra pelargoner den h\u00e4r veckan. Men n\u00e4r det \u00e4r gjort \u00e4r vi v\u00e4nner igen. Tanterna och jag. \u00c4lskade tanter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Backa-Jan tyckte mina pelargoner var taniga. Va!? Liksom<\/strong>. N\u00e4r vi tr\u00e4ffas n\u00e5gon g\u00e5ng igen n\u00e5gonstans i universum s\u00e5 skall han f\u00e5 f\u00f6r det d\u00e4r. Jag skall kasta en galax p\u00e5 honom i vredesmod.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Min lilla moj\u00e4ng s\u00e4ger att det levererats post klockan 06:01. Jo, nyfiken \u00e4r jag. Den nyfikenheten kommer fr\u00e5n samma k\u00e4lla som den mer positiva kunskapst\u00f6rsten. Allts\u00e5 m\u00e5ste jag g\u00e5 ut och kolla vad som kommit. Jaha… Reklam f\u00f6r den lokala tidningen. N\u00e5ja…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men den grej jag monterat upp f\u00f6r att slippa g\u00e5 till postl\u00e5dan i on\u00f6dan f\u00e5r mig nu allts\u00e5 att g\u00e5 tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger till postl\u00e5dan om dan ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r en. Det blir aldrig som man t\u00e4nkt sig. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Att s\u00e4tta upp panel d\u00e4r de gamla d\u00f6rrarna satt har varit ett av \u00e5rets projekt. Ja det har det varit m\u00e5nga \u00e5r nu. Men inte i \u00e5r heller r\u00e4cker kronorna till f\u00f6r det d\u00e4r. Det f\u00e5r bli n\u00e4sta \u00e5r. Man \u00f6verlever nog s\u00e5dant. Kanske.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Koncentrerar mig p\u00e5 kaminen. Det \u00e4r p\u00e5 h\u00e5ret d\u00e4r med.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men en hel dag framf\u00f6r mig. Den skall utnyttjas v\u00e4l. Jag ler redan \u00f6ver m\u00f6jligheterna den ger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

God fredag k\u00e4ra kamrater.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag pratar lite med tanterna h\u00e4r p\u00e5 morgonen. Dom skall n\u00e4mligen vattnas. Skriker efter det livgivande faktiskt. Gubben har liksom gl\u00f6mt att vattna vackra pelargoner den h\u00e4r veckan. Men n\u00e4r det \u00e4r gjort \u00e4r vi v\u00e4nner igen. Tanterna och jag. \u00c4lskade tanter. Backa-Jan tyckte mina pelargoner var taniga. Va!? Liksom. N\u00e4r vi tr\u00e4ffas n\u00e5gon g\u00e5ng […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":36976,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36976","url_meta":{"origin":36103,"position":0},"title":"Tanterna och jag","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2020-12-01","format":false,"excerpt":"Tanterna och jag tittar f\u00f6rundrat ut idag p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. 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