{"id":36038,"date":"2020-09-07T10:55:43","date_gmt":"2020-09-07T09:55:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36038"},"modified":"2020-09-07T10:55:43","modified_gmt":"2020-09-07T09:55:43","slug":"den-snale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=36038","title":{"rendered":"Den sn\u00e5le"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Den sn\u00e5le. Han som sitter d\u00e4r p\u00e5 axeln och tr\u00e4ngs bredvid Luther och en och annan dj\u00e4vul s\u00e4ger<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Borrmaskiner borde g\u00e5 att laga.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

\u00c4r man precis p\u00e5 v\u00e4g att krypa in i det d\u00e4r l\u00e5tsasjobbandet s\u00e5 \u00e4r det d\u00e4r ingen bra tanke att v\u00e4cka. S\u00e5dana tankar sl\u00e4pper inte. I alla fall inte hos mig. De mal p\u00e5 som vilken f\u00f6dslov\u00e4rk som helst tills de blir f\u00f6rl\u00f6sta. S\u00e5 kan man inte ha det.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5 operation laga borrmaskin inleds. F\u00f6rl\u00f6sning. Det skruvas upp. Det m\u00e4ts. Kol kollas. Jod\u00e5 de r\u00e4cker nog min livstid ocks\u00e5. Det testas. Det skruvas \u00e4nnu mer. Snart ligger alla delar av borrmaskinen d\u00e4r p\u00e5 bordet. N\u00e5got fel hittar jag inte. Vilket s\u00e5klart \u00e4r ett gott tecken ocks\u00e5. G\u00f6r det l\u00f6nt att forts\u00e4tta.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men ihop med allt igen. M\u00e4t och m\u00e4t och m\u00e4t. Att k\u00f6ra borrmaskin med \u00f6ppen k\u00e5pa har sin sp\u00e4nning (pun not intended), men det \u00e4r ett m\u00e5ste. Ja och d\u00e4r. I den vinkeln, verkar det inte komma fram n\u00e5gon str\u00f6m. Plockar av str\u00f6mkabeln. Jod\u00e5. Glappar. Byter. Lagat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag sparar allts\u00e5 tv\u00e5hundra sp\u00e4nn h\u00e4r p\u00e5 f\u00f6rmiddagen. Det \u00e4r mer \u00e4n en l\u00e5tsasjobbare tj\u00e4nar p\u00e5 en hel m\u00e5nad. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00f6jd<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

ps Don’t try this at home om du har m\u00e5nadsl\u00f6n. Billigare att k\u00f6pa en ny. Men samma tillfredsst\u00e4llelse uppn\u00e5r man s\u00e5klart inte genom den enkla utv\u00e4gen. ds<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Den sn\u00e5le. Han som sitter d\u00e4r p\u00e5 axeln och tr\u00e4ngs bredvid Luther och en och annan dj\u00e4vul s\u00e4ger – Borrmaskiner borde g\u00e5 att laga. \u00c4r man precis p\u00e5 v\u00e4g att krypa in i det d\u00e4r l\u00e5tsasjobbandet s\u00e5 \u00e4r det d\u00e4r ingen bra tanke att v\u00e4cka. S\u00e5dana tankar sl\u00e4pper inte. I alla fall inte hos mig. 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