{"id":35133,"date":"2020-05-27T19:44:13","date_gmt":"2020-05-27T18:44:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=35133"},"modified":"2020-05-27T19:44:13","modified_gmt":"2020-05-27T18:44:13","slug":"tjoff-och-slurp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=35133","title":{"rendered":"Tjoff och slurp"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Ett snitt p\u00e5 2 mm. Ultraljud f\u00f6r att l\u00f6sa upp den gamla linsen. Sug. In med en ny lins. Direkt efter det. Livet blir ett annat. V\u00e4rlden f\u00e5r klara f\u00e4rger. V\u00e4rlden d\u00e4r utanf\u00f6r n\u00e5r hela v\u00e4gen in till min hj\u00e4rna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e4r jag kommer hem ser huset nym\u00e5lat ut. Familjen har f\u00e5tt skarpa ansiktsdrag. De “taskiga datorsk\u00e4rmarna” som jag k\u00e4mpat att l\u00e4sa p\u00e5 \u00e4r pl\u00f6tsligt skarpa som om n\u00e5gon kommit p\u00e5 en helt ny teknik och st\u00e4llt dit tv\u00e5 sk\u00e4rmar med den p\u00e5 mitt bord. Jag \u00e4r \u00f6verv\u00e4ldigad. Helt!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men visst. Ser dubbelt fortfarande. Sk\u00e4rpan finns inte riktigt d\u00e4r \u00e4nnu. Jag k\u00f6r med ett par glas\u00f6gon som \u00e4r tio \u00e5r gamla och ordentligt fel i f\u00f6rh\u00e5llande till min “nya syn”. Pupillerna \u00e4r “stora som hus”. Det skaver och knirkar i \u00f6gat. Det skall ta sex veckor innan allt stabiliserar sig och man kan prova ut nya glas\u00f6gon. Men redan h\u00e4r. Vilken lycka! Vilken skillnad. HURRA<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mitt andra \u00f6ga. Det jag har samlat p\u00e5 mig argument f\u00f6r att ocks\u00e5 f\u00e5 ta. Jag har aldrig egentligen sett annat \u00e4n konturer med det \u00f6gat. Det g\u00e5r inte att m\u00e4ta p\u00e5 ens eftersom det \u00e4r s\u00e5 mycket gr\u00e5 starr. Men sj\u00e4lvklart s\u00e4ger man. Det m\u00e5ste opereras. Vad s\u00e4gs om n\u00e4sta vecka? JAAAAA<\/strong>!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5 tr\u00f6tt men lycklig sitter jag h\u00e4r p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontoret nu. Det \u00e4r en bit kvar p\u00e5 den h\u00e4r resan \u00e4nnu. Man f\u00e5r helt enkelt bara hoppas att allt skall g\u00e5 lika bra i forts\u00e4ttningen som det gjort idag. Japp, ett nytt liv. Faktiskt. Jag \u00e4r glad och stolt att jag bor i ett samh\u00e4lle d\u00e4r vi solidariskt ser till att alla kan f\u00e5 s\u00e5dana h\u00e4r operationer utf\u00f6rda f\u00f6r en symbolisk summa. Ingen vid sina sinnes fulla bruk kan v\u00e4l f\u00f6rsvara det d\u00e4r Trumpiska t\u00e4nket. En utvecklad m\u00e4nniska (och ett utvecklat samh\u00e4lle) kan inte ha den sj\u00e4lviskheten i sig helt enkelt. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

N\u00e4r jag tittar p\u00e5 bilden fr\u00e5n v\u00e4ntsalen i Ljusdal ovan s\u00e5 tror jag att min telefons kamera har blivit b\u00e4ttre den med. Men s\u00e5 \u00e4r det s\u00e5klart inte. Det \u00e4r bara jag som tr\u00e4tt ut ur skuggv\u00e4rlden och ser det jag inte kunde se f\u00f6rut. T\u00e4nka sig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Ett snitt p\u00e5 2 mm. Ultraljud f\u00f6r att l\u00f6sa upp den gamla linsen. Sug. In med en ny lins. Direkt efter det. Livet blir ett annat. V\u00e4rlden f\u00e5r klara f\u00e4rger. V\u00e4rlden d\u00e4r utanf\u00f6r n\u00e5r hela v\u00e4gen in till min hj\u00e4rna. N\u00e4r jag kommer hem ser huset nym\u00e5lat ut. Familjen har f\u00e5tt skarpa ansiktsdrag. 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