{"id":34431,"date":"2020-02-10T17:57:38","date_gmt":"2020-02-10T16:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=34431"},"modified":"2020-02-10T17:57:38","modified_gmt":"2020-02-10T16:57:38","slug":"trettio-centimeter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=34431","title":{"rendered":"Trettio centimeter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Det \u00e4r tungt att knappa just nu. Sk\u00e4rmen skall vara ungef\u00e4r trettio centimeter ifr\u00e5n mig f\u00f6r att det skall fungera. Det d\u00e4r g\u00f6r mig s\u00e5klart tr\u00f6tt i b\u00e5de kropp och \u00f6gon och i sj\u00e4len. Det blir ingen optimal arbetsst\u00e4llning. Nyttigt \u00e4r det s\u00e4kert inte heller. Men jag f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker. Ger mig inte. Fast n\u00e4ra nu – definitivt. Det h\u00e4r g\u00e5r inte s\u00e5 mycket l\u00e4ngre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00d6gonmottagning som skickar mig till optiker som skickar ny remiss till \u00f6gonmottagning i en evig karusell har uppenbarligen dock ingen br\u00e5dska. Man st\u00e5r kvar i den d\u00e4r k\u00f6n. Man hoppas att de som st\u00e5r d\u00e4r framf\u00f6r mig har det v\u00e4rre och inte bara skriker h\u00f6gre. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men skall v\u00e4l sl\u00e4ppa lite programvara den h\u00e4r veckan var det t\u00e4nkt. \u00c4NTLIGEN<\/strong>! Men egentligen betyder det v\u00e4l ingenting eftersom man bara b\u00f6rjar om i och med att sl\u00e4ppet \u00e4r gjort. Ja och stora releasefester blir det s\u00e4llan h\u00e4r. L\u00e4s g\u00e4rna “aldrig” d\u00e4r. Fat man skall s\u00e5klart “aldrig” s\u00e4ga “aldrig”. Torde g\u00e4lla i skriven form ocks\u00e5. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men allt \u00e4r gott h\u00e4r med undertecknad. K \u00e4r d\u00e4remot hemma och \u00e4r sjuk. Inte gott d\u00e4r s\u00e5klart. Men vips s\u00e5 \u00e4r hon v\u00e4l p\u00e5 benen igen endera dagen. Det skall mer till \u00e4n lite influensa f\u00f6r att s\u00e4nka henne. Tuff brud i … <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ute tar vindarna i. Men inte mer \u00e4n att man njuter av att befinna sig inomhus. Ja ut kan man inte g\u00e5. G\u00e5r man ner f\u00f6r trappen \u00e4r man r\u00e4tt vad det \u00e4r i Ljusdal. Swiiiiiiiish och “hej vad det g\u00e5r”. Liksom<\/strong>. Nerf\u00f6r hela v\u00e4gen och halt som fasiken \u00e4r det. S\u00e5 man stannar inne. Hemsk tanke att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka ta sig tillbaks uppf\u00f6r backarna d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n igen n\u00e4mligen. Eller att bli kvar. Ot\u00e4ckt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Det \u00e4r tungt att knappa just nu. Sk\u00e4rmen skall vara ungef\u00e4r trettio centimeter ifr\u00e5n mig f\u00f6r att det skall fungera. Det d\u00e4r g\u00f6r mig s\u00e5klart tr\u00f6tt i b\u00e5de kropp och \u00f6gon och i sj\u00e4len. Det blir ingen optimal arbetsst\u00e4llning. Nyttigt \u00e4r det s\u00e4kert inte heller. Men jag f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker. Ger mig inte. 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