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Jaha, Det var idag det var dags f\u00f6r Urolog i Hudiksvall. \u00c5terbes\u00f6k. Ja det har blivit n\u00e5gra genom \u00e5ren. Man skall bara kissn\u00f6dig n\u00e4r man kommer dit s\u00e5 jag startar min resa tidigt i f\u00f6rh\u00e5llande till min tid. T\u00e4nker: drick kaffe, drick dricka, drick… d\u00e4r, p\u00e5 sjukhuset, innan det \u00e4r dags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kommer till s\u00e5gen i F\u00e4rila. Sen \u00e4r det k\u00f6rt. Gaspedalen i botten och d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n vill den inte r\u00f6ra sig. Gaspedalwire som g\u00e5tt av troligen. Resan \u00e4r slut d\u00e4r. \u00c5ker p\u00e5 tomg\u00e5ngen till n\u00e4rmaste parkeringsficka. Stannar. Suckar lite. En julklapp fr\u00e5n han\/hon\/det\/gud. Precis vad man beh\u00f6ver f\u00f6re jul. Alla borde f\u00e5 en. Ringer efter b\u00e4rgare. De kommer om en timme eller tv\u00e5. \u00c4r p\u00e5 annat jobb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

St\u00e4ller mig och liftar. Har tur. F\u00e5r skjuts till F\u00e4rila av ett g\u00e4ng gulv\u00e4star. Jag har tur igen (jag har ALLTID massor av tur) och det g\u00e5r en buss till Ljusdal om fem minuter. Jippie liksom. Missar f\u00f6rsta bussen till Hudiksvall. Funderar p\u00e5 att \u00e5ka hem och dra ett t\u00e4cke \u00f6ver mig. Men best\u00e4mmer mig f\u00f6r att klara av det d\u00e4r l\u00e4karbes\u00f6ket. Det blir lite tight tidsm\u00e4ssigt men kan g\u00e5. I v\u00e4rsta fall f\u00e5r jag v\u00e4l n\u00f6ja mig med att boka en ny tid och sen \u00e5ka v\u00e4sterut igen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e5 urologen \u00e4r man hur v\u00e4nliga som helst. Jag f\u00e5r komma in direkt. Allt \u00e4r OK. B\u00e4ttre v\u00e4rden. Ingen cancer i sikte. Troligen. \u00c5tminstone ingen som har br\u00e5ttom. Visst, prostatan \u00e4r tre g\u00e5nger s\u00e5 stor som en normal prostata och man \u00f6nskar att det var k**en som var tre g\u00e5nger s\u00e5 stor som en normalk*k ist\u00e4llet, – s\u00e5klart – men han\/hon\/det\/gud ger och han\/hon\/det\/gud tar. Man f\u00e5r vara n\u00f6jd med det man har. Mycket n\u00f6jd med beskedet att jag st\u00e5r kvar p\u00e5 kontrollistan. Det blir kontroll om ett \u00e5r igen. Tack Jerker P. f\u00f6r det. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ja sen \u00e4r det bara att ta sig hem. En trasig bil \u00e4r en bil och fortsatt liv \u00e4r fortsatt liv. S\u00e5 i j\u00e4mf\u00f6relse med hur det skulle kunnat vara s\u00e5 f\u00e5r v\u00e4l undertecknad vara mycket n\u00f6jd med dagen. Allt annat vore v\u00e4l otacksamt mot det man v\u00e4rderar h\u00f6gst.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast lite moloken \u00e4r jag kanske \u00e4nd\u00e5 n\u00e4r jag kommer hem p\u00e5 kv\u00e4llskr\u00f6ken. Beh\u00f6vde verkligen inte detta bilhaveri just nu. D\u00e5lig timing. Om det nu finns n\u00e5gon bra timing i det fallet d\u00e5 s\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jaha, Det var idag det var dags f\u00f6r Urolog i Hudiksvall. \u00c5terbes\u00f6k. Ja det har blivit n\u00e5gra genom \u00e5ren. Man skall bara kissn\u00f6dig n\u00e4r man kommer dit s\u00e5 jag startar min resa tidigt i f\u00f6rh\u00e5llande till min tid. T\u00e4nker: drick kaffe, drick dricka, drick… d\u00e4r, p\u00e5 sjukhuset, innan det \u00e4r dags. 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