{"id":33259,"date":"2019-10-10T07:36:41","date_gmt":"2019-10-10T06:36:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=33259"},"modified":"2019-10-10T07:36:41","modified_gmt":"2019-10-10T06:36:41","slug":"tjocka-tanten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=33259","title":{"rendered":"“Tjocka tanten”"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Jag trodde hon var borta. Ig\u00e5r n\u00e4r jag skjutsat ner K h\u00e4ngde bara l\u00e4derremmen kvar om halsen n\u00e4r jag kom hem. “Tjocka tanten” var borta. Ja, “Urmodern” \u00e4r det ju. N\u00e5gon att tillbe. Mamma till oss allihop. M\u00e4nniskosl\u00e4ktets moder. Jag blev s\u00e5klart ledsen. Vi har h\u00e4ngt ihop l\u00e4nge. En g\u00e5va fr\u00e5n K i begynnelsen. Min tur-amulett. N\u00e5gon att h\u00e5lla i handen n\u00e4r det k\u00e4rvar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men nu p\u00e5 morgonen l\u00e5g hon allts\u00e5 kvinnligt utstr\u00e4ckt p\u00e5 tjocka tanters vis – stolt \u00f6ver en kropp som blivit det den blev efter m\u00e5nga f\u00f6dslar – p\u00e5 l\u00e5tsaskontorsstolen. Urm\u00f6drar s\u00f6ker sig tillbaks s\u00e5klart. De vill inte vara borttappade n\u00e5gon l\u00e4ngre stund. M\u00f6jligen \u00e4r det n\u00e5gon av de i skollokalerna evigt vandrande skoll\u00e4rarna som la henne d\u00e4r under nattens lektioner. Upphittad, kanske, av en elev. De \u00e4r str\u00e4nga men sn\u00e4lla de d\u00e4r geng\u00e5ngarna. I alla fall om jag masar mig h\u00e4rifr\u00e5n l\u00e5tsaskontoret vid tolv ungef\u00e4r. Innan nattens lektioner med de eviga kvarsittarna b\u00f6rjar. Men, s\u00e5klart, det beh\u00f6ver ju inte vara n\u00e5gon av dom. Kanske hustomten hittade henne <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hur som helst. Jag \u00e4r n\u00f6jd \u00f6ver \u00e5terf\u00f6reningen. En bra b\u00f6rjan p\u00e5 denna nya dag. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Godmorgon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jag trodde hon var borta. Ig\u00e5r n\u00e4r jag skjutsat ner K h\u00e4ngde bara l\u00e4derremmen kvar om halsen n\u00e4r jag kom hem. “Tjocka tanten” var borta. Ja, “Urmodern” \u00e4r det ju. N\u00e5gon att tillbe. Mamma till oss allihop. M\u00e4nniskosl\u00e4ktets moder. Jag blev s\u00e5klart ledsen. Vi har h\u00e4ngt ihop l\u00e4nge. En g\u00e5va fr\u00e5n K i begynnelsen. 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