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Kryper till korset och best\u00e4ller en pall pellets. NO levererar snabbt som en iller som vanligt. Fyra pallar bj\u00f6rkved f\u00f6ljer med p\u00e5 k\u00f6pet. H\u00e4r skall eldas (utav bara helvete). De sista orden kan k\u00e4nsliga l\u00e4sare bortse ifr\u00e5n. japp, rubriken och kommande utbrott ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u00e5 han f\u00e5r hosta ig\u00e5ng idag d\u00e5 allts\u00e5 Hulken. Men bara tillf\u00e4lligt. \u00c5tminstone om det inte blir kallare v\u00e4der. Sk\u00f6nt \u00e4r det s\u00e5klart. Varm som en sommarkv\u00e4ll i Juli. Inomhus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men det som inte \u00e4r s\u00e5 sk\u00f6nt \u00e4r att jag tvingas springa upp och ner i trappen mellan pannrum och kontor idag. Har nog tagit trappen ungef\u00e4r femtio ++ g\u00e5nger vid fyratiden och det blir n\u00e5gra g\u00e5nger till. Anledningen \u00e4r avsaknaden av laptop och p\u00e5g\u00e5ende l\u00e5tsasinstallation. Kn\u00e4n och ben ropar “lugna dig pysen” men inte lyssnar man p\u00e5 s\u00e5dant. Inte en s\u00e5dan h\u00e4r dag n\u00e4r m\u00e4tv\u00e4rden b\u00f6rjar rasa in. Det blir liksom roligare d\u00e5. Jag har alltid varit en vr\u00e5ng j\u00e4vel. Alvedon till kv\u00e4llen heter l\u00f6sningen man f\u00e5r ta till.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Appen p\u00e5 telefonen som skall h\u00e5lla reda p\u00e5 att och hur mycket jag r\u00f6r mig s\u00e4ger att jag r\u00f6rt mig i fem minuter idag. Den kan dra \u00e5t helvet den med. Fast brottslingen i sammanhanget \u00e4r nog snarare min telefons sensorer som inte fungerar som de skall. En dag skall jag be den – Motorolan – dra \u00e5t helvete ocks\u00e5, men just nu f\u00e5r den duga, trots spr\u00e4ckt och hj\u00e4lpligt lagad sk\u00e4rm. En g\u00e5va dessutom. Man kastar inte bort g\u00e5vor i f\u00f6rsta taget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Helt pl\u00f6tsligt kommer det in m\u00e4tdata p\u00e5 varmvattenf\u00f6rbrukningen. Vi f\u00e5r se om det blir n\u00e5gra aha-upplevelser av det. Jag gissar i alla fall att vi befinner oss l\u00e5ngt ifr\u00e5n hihi-upplevelser i det sammanhanget. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Det \u00e4r h\u00f6st. Jag lyssnar fortfarande p\u00e5 Winnerb\u00e4ck. Musik som passar mitt sinne. Det d\u00e4r bl\u00e5a finna alltid inom mig. Har alltid gjort det. Och jag skulle inte vilja att det var p\u00e5 n\u00e5got annat s\u00e4tt. V\u00e4rden har nog med flabbare utan att jag skall s\u00e4lla mig till det glada g\u00e4nget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En dagsdos antibotika kvar nu. Sen s\u00e5. Sepsis eller frihet. Varannanveckasprat med \u00f6verl\u00e4kare Sandstr\u00f6m i G\u00e4vle imorgon. En trevlig prick. Femtiosexa han med. F\u00e5r v\u00e4l klaga \u00f6ver onda ben. Stackarn, m\u00e5ste lyssna. Borde kanske h\u00e5ll tyst. S\u00e4ga “allt \u00e4r finemang”. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fast Hudiksvall och sjukhus n\u00e4sta vecka och sen dit igen veckan efter det. Klippkort. Tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 sjukv\u00e5rd. Tr\u00f6tt till och med p\u00e5 sjuksk\u00f6terskor. N\u00e5ja, n\u00e4stan. I alla fall inte tr\u00f6tt p\u00e5 alla.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men nu har jag n\u00e5gra bra l\u00e5tsasarbetstimmar framf\u00f6r mig. Jo. L\u00e5tsassaker g\u00f6rs b\u00e4st under l\u00e5tsasarbetstid.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Kryper till korset och best\u00e4ller en pall pellets. NO levererar snabbt som en iller som vanligt. Fyra pallar bj\u00f6rkved f\u00f6ljer med p\u00e5 k\u00f6pet. H\u00e4r skall eldas (utav bara helvete). De sista orden kan k\u00e4nsliga l\u00e4sare bortse ifr\u00e5n. japp, rubriken och kommande utbrott ocks\u00e5. S\u00e5 han f\u00e5r hosta ig\u00e5ng idag d\u00e5 allts\u00e5 Hulken. Men bara tillf\u00e4lligt. 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