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Bananerna seglar f\u00f6rbi kullen h\u00e4r i enhandsland. En del i \u00f6verljudsfart faktiskt. Tjooooowroooooom liksom, f\u00f6ljt av kraftig ljudbang. H\u00e4ftigt. Ja det kan man tycka. En del av de mer mogna bananerna har passagerare ocks\u00e5. Sm\u00e5 ljuslila gubbar. Eller gummor. Hastigheten de f\u00e4rdas med g\u00f6r det sv\u00e5rt att avg\u00f6ra vilket. Men spelar det n\u00e5gon roll? Inte f\u00f6r mig. Jag tittar fascinerat p\u00e5. F\u00f6rundras som det barn jag fortfarande \u00e4r och f\u00f6rblir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bra h\u00e4r allts\u00e5. Och nej jag har inte givit mig h\u00e4n \u00e5t kartorna med Oxycontin. F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker bara l\u00e4tta upp en tr\u00e5kig vardag. F\u00f6r mig sj\u00e4lv allts\u00e5. Andra har s\u00e5klart en riktig, verklig, sp\u00e4nnande, v\u00e4rld att leva i. Det \u00e4r ingen hejd p\u00e5 allt sp\u00e4nnande som h\u00e4nder d\u00e4r ute i v\u00e4rlden. Sen fredag och allt. Lite micro-otrogenhet p\u00e5 Facebook till det s\u00e5 \u00e4r livet p\u00e5 banan<\/strong> igen. Sj\u00e4lv saknar jag Facebook-konto och f\u00e5r n\u00f6ja mig med att prata med pelargonerna numera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

F\u00e5r k\u00f6ra lite element f\u00f6r att h\u00e5lla v\u00e4rmen. Vafan liksom. Det skall vara barfotav\u00e4der den h\u00e4r tiden p\u00e5 \u00e5ret. Men det kommer v\u00e4l. Hoppas man. Om inte det h\u00e4r \u00e5ret nu statistiskt sett t\u00e4nker kompensera f\u00f6r det sm\u00e5tt otroliga f\u00f6rra \u00e5ret. Men sn\u00f6flingor syns det i alla fall inga. Inte en enda faktiskt. S\u00e5 det \u00e4r v\u00e4l \u00e5tminstone r\u00e4tt bra v\u00e4der trotts knappt tio grader och en Hulk som fortfarande snurrar p\u00e5 p\u00e5 definitiv \u00f6vertid. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Elektronikarbete f\u00f6rekommer \u00f6verhuvudtaget inte h\u00e4r l\u00e4ngre. Kanske inte s\u00e5 konstigt. Eller ocks\u00e5 \u00e4r det det. Jag vet inte. T\u00e4nker man p\u00e5 det s\u00e5 vet jag v\u00e4ldigt, v\u00e4ldigt lite. Men helt i linje med vad m\u00e5nga d\u00e4r ute anser \u00e4r ju det. Fast de s\u00e5klart och sj\u00e4lvklart sj\u00e4lva vet \u00e4nnu mindre.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jag svarar i telefonen f\u00f6r en stund sedan: “Hej det \u00e4r fr\u00e5n barnmottagningen i Bolln\u00e4s, \u00e4r det Lucas pappa jag pratar med?<\/em>” Jag m\u00e5ste svara “Inte vad jag vet<\/em>” och det n\u00f6jer sig den uppringande med. Lovar att rapportera vidare om hur detta utvecklas. Vi konstaterade b\u00e5da att det antagligen r\u00f6rde sig om fel telefonnummer. Allt annat vore en sensation. Jag lovar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Den d\u00e4r \u00d6stermalmsfesten h\u00e4grar \u00e4nd\u00e5. Jag har alltid varit lite svag f\u00f6r det fina folkets leverne. Det \u00e4r inte s\u00e5 att jag vill bli en av dem. Jag vill se att de finns p\u00e5 riktigt d\u00e4remot. Har jag ens kindpussats eller kindpussat n\u00e5gon n\u00e5gon g\u00e5ng? nope! T\u00e4nk alla tusen fel man skulle g\u00f6ra p\u00e5 en s\u00e5dan fest. T\u00e4nk kl\u00e4dkod. M\u00e4ngd vin som rinner nerf\u00f6r strupen. T\u00e4nk dansstil. Ja ni fattar. Alldeles underbart hade det varit. Material till blogg. Till b\u00f6cker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tror jag.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

En katt bland hermeliner.<\/em> Eller varf\u00f6r inte en hermelin bland katter<\/em>. Jod\u00e5 Lekatt<\/strong> ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r Hermelin brukar vi s\u00e4ga i H\u00e4lsingland. Katt som katt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Till Brilliant Minds<\/strong> i Stockholm har jag d\u00e4remot inte f\u00e5tt n\u00e5gon inbjudan. Om man f\u00e5tt det, ja, vad skulle man ha gjort med den? Jag bara fr\u00e5gar<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pengarna l\u00e4gger rabarber p\u00e5 intellekt. K\u00e4nns konstigt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liksom<\/strong>. Igen. Och igen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

H\u00e4r i Ljusdals kommun dunkar grabbarna varandra i ryggen. Inget nytt s\u00e5klart men lika nedsl\u00e5ende som det var f\u00f6rr \u00e4r det att se v\u00e4nskapskorruption av idag. Hatar det s\u00e5klart. Vill d\u00f6da… n\u00e5ja n\u00e4stan. Eller vid n\u00e4rmare eftertanke inte ens n\u00e4stan. F\u00f6raktar. Trampar p\u00e5 och tokar av skorna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Liksom<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Men nu s\u00e5. V\u00e4nster pekfinger b\u00f6rjar g\u00f6ra ont. Beh\u00f6ver vila. Ja jag med. Fredag. Ha det gott v\u00e4nner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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