{"id":30375,"date":"2018-10-22T20:33:13","date_gmt":"2018-10-22T19:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=30375"},"modified":"2018-10-22T20:33:13","modified_gmt":"2018-10-22T19:33:13","slug":"jag-och-katten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=30375","title":{"rendered":"Jag och katten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-30377\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/IMG_20181022_211428802-1024x767.png?resize=580%2C434\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"434\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/IMG_20181022_211428802.png?resize=1024%2C767&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/IMG_20181022_211428802.png?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/IMG_20181022_211428802.png?resize=768%2C575&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/IMG_20181022_211428802.png?resize=400%2C300&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/IMG_20181022_211428802.png?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/IMG_20181022_211428802.png?w=1160&amp;ssl=1 1160w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Japp, det \u00e4r jag och lillkatten. L\u00e5tsaskv\u00e4llsskift.\u00a0 Som f\u00f6rr\u00a0 i tiden. P\u00e5 sp\u00e5nplattefabriken. Sjuttiotal. Det som slutande vid tio. N\u00e4r alla polare \u00e5kte hem och la sig s\u00e5 slutade man jobbet f\u00f6r dagen. Just den veckan av fyrskiftet var tristas. Upp fem och iv\u00e4g var inget mot det. Eller iv\u00e4g till tio f\u00f6r nattk\u00f6ret. Men nu h\u00e4r och idag s\u00e5 h\u00e5ller iof l\u00e5tsasskiften p\u00e5 en stund till. Ger ingen l\u00f6n. Men k\u00e4nns en miljard g\u00e5nger mer meningsfulla \u00e4n d\u00e5, d\u00e4r, p\u00e5 sjuttiotalets &#8220;jobba f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 ihop f\u00f6rst\u00e4rkare och gitarrer \u00e5r&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Jo katten \u00e4r med idag. Det h\u00e4nder ganska ofta. Vi \u00e4r kompisar. Ibland \u00e4r det h\u00e4r det hottaste st\u00e4llet en katt kan befinna sig p\u00e5. Tydligen. \u00c5tminstone om man planerar en kv\u00e4ll i sovandets tecken. Katter sover mycket. Petite \u00e4r inget undantag d\u00e4r. H\u00e5rbollen. Mjuk och len s\u00e5dan.\u00a0 Men det skulle man kanske g\u00f6ra sj\u00e4lv ocks\u00e5 om maten i princip fl\u00f6g in i munnen p\u00e5 en och det bara vore att n\u00e4rma sig en m\u00e4nniska f\u00f6r att det skulle gullas med en. Bortsk\u00e4mda \u00e4r vad de \u00e4r.<\/p>\n<p>Kronprinsessan \u00e4r i J\u00e4rvs\u00f6 idag. Vandrar upp f\u00f6r backen det rinner pengar ner f\u00f6r. Tur man inte var med f\u00f6r d\u00e5 hade man v\u00e4l fallit ihop halvv\u00e4gs. Pratat hade i alla fall vart om\u00f6jligt. Men \u00e4nd\u00e5, det l\u00e4r vara det n\u00e4rmaste jag kommer en kunglighet. R\u00e4knat \u00f6ver skogen. Fast inte f\u00f6r att det spelar s\u00e5 stor roll. Jag \u00e4r ingen hovnigarperson. Men kan \u00e4nd\u00e5 tycka att Viktoria g\u00f6r ett bra jobb. Anstr\u00e4nger sig. Verkar vara en hygglig person. Kan man tycka s\u00e5? God save the queen och allt det d\u00e4r liksom.<\/p>\n<p>Annars knappar jag p\u00e5. Japp, i mitt anletes svett. Vad skulle jag annars g\u00f6ra liksom? Sitta och sura. Skriva en bok som ingen vill l\u00e4sa. G\u00f6ra musik som ingen vill h\u00f6ra. K\u00f6ra konsultuppdrag f\u00f6r folk som tror att ett hack i Arduino \u00e4r det som beh\u00f6vs f\u00f6r att leverera en produkt och det g\u00f6r v\u00e4l folk f\u00f6r att det \u00e4r skoj. S\u00e5 m\u00e5nga tror att man bara kan sno ihop n\u00e5got idag. Mixa. Fr\u00e5n recept. Sen \u00e4r det klart. &#8220;Va fan tar det tre m\u00e5nader&#8221;. &#8220;S\u00e4llan&#8221;. Ja den g\u00e5r det n\u00e4stan alltid \u00e5t helvete ocks\u00e5. Ja alltid. &#8220;Det \u00e4r mycket med ett spett&#8221;. \u00c5tminstone d\u00e4r, den insikten, kan vara bra att ha. Ofta har man den f\u00f6rst n\u00e4r man \u00e4r \u00e4ldre. Sen \u00e4r det s\u00e5klart ocks\u00e5 s\u00e5 att vet man inte hur j\u00e4vligt det \u00e4r s\u00e5 kan man lyckas fixa det just d\u00e4rf\u00f6r.\u00a0 Det \u00e4r d\u00e4rf\u00f6r det ALLTID \u00e4r heja ungdomen. HEJA det oerfarna. Men b\u00e4st blir det om man k\u00f6r tillsammans. Olika \u00e4r bra. Erfarenhet och engagemang som drar \u00e5t samma h\u00e5ll. Men fan s\u00e5 s\u00e4llan man ser det.<\/p>\n<p>Men sitter jag h\u00e4r och skriver s\u00e5 blir det s\u00e5klart inte ett skit av n\u00e5gonting alls. S\u00e5 slut med det. T\u00e4nda tusen juleljus&#8230; n\u00e5ja ett h\u00f6stljus och k\u00f6ra \u00e4r det som g\u00e4ller.<\/p>\n<p>Dagens seger \u00e4r: &#8220;som mig&#8221;. Tamefan! En man f\u00f6rklarade surt och v\u00e4ldigt snorkigt, sittandes p\u00e5 v\u00e4ldigt h\u00f6ga h\u00e4star,\u00a0 f\u00f6r ett tag sedan att det heter faktisk &#8220;som jag&#8221; INTE &#8220;som mig&#8221;. Var han inte redan d\u00f6d s\u00e5 skulle jag antagligen d\u00f6da honom nu idag med denna nya information. Gnidit in den p\u00e5 hans tunga tillsammans med svidande grovsalt. Men f\u00f6r sent allts\u00e5. Jag har redan vunnit den fajten.<\/p>\n<p>Fast nu j\u00e4vlar!<\/p>\n<p>Liksom!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Japp, det \u00e4r jag och lillkatten. L\u00e5tsaskv\u00e4llsskift.\u00a0 Som f\u00f6rr\u00a0 i tiden. P\u00e5 sp\u00e5nplattefabriken. Sjuttiotal. Det som slutande vid tio. N\u00e4r alla polare \u00e5kte hem och la sig s\u00e5 slutade man jobbet f\u00f6r dagen. Just den veckan av fyrskiftet var tristas. Upp fem och iv\u00e4g var inget mot det. Eller iv\u00e4g till tio f\u00f6r nattk\u00f6ret. 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