{"id":30078,"date":"2018-10-03T19:37:31","date_gmt":"2018-10-03T18:37:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=30078"},"modified":"2018-10-03T19:37:31","modified_gmt":"2018-10-03T18:37:31","slug":"ett-klipp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=30078","title":{"rendered":"Ett klipp"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Klippa sig h\u00f6r v\u00e5ren till. F\u00f6r f\u00e5r och f\u00f6r f\u00e5rskallar. Den sista kategorin s\u00e4llar jag mig allts\u00e5 till. Fast egentligen har jag ingen aning om n\u00e4r man klipper f\u00e5r. Gissar p\u00e5 sommaren. En f\u00e5rskalle, jag, klipptes hur som helst idag.<\/p>\n

Det f\u00e5r bli Bolln\u00e4s. Min storr\u00f6kande Hudiksvallsfris\u00f6r har lagt av. Min Alftafris\u00f6r likas\u00e5. In p\u00e5 n\u00e5got av de hotta st\u00e4llena g\u00e5r jag definitivt inte in. Jag antar att de heller inte vill ha in en anti-influencer som mig d\u00e4r. Han\/hon\/det\/gud vet vad det skulle g\u00f6ra med deras image om n\u00e5gon s\u00e5g, noterade och spred.<\/p>\n

Fris\u00f6ren jag v\u00e4ljer har haft fris\u00f6rsalongen i femtio \u00e5r. Det \u00e4r imponerande. Jobbar kvar sj\u00e4lv dessutom med tre damer. Fyra stolar allts\u00e5. L\u00f6pande band. H\u00e4r klipps gubbar och k\u00e4rringar. My kind of place. Det avklippta blir som mest ungef\u00e4r som n\u00e4r n\u00e5gon med mj\u00e4ll skakat p\u00e5 huvudet. Mer finns det inte att klippa av. Gr\u00e5 korta saker. Ser mer ut som m\u00f6gel \u00e4n h\u00e5r.<\/p>\n

Men h\u00e4r \u00e4r allts\u00e5 jag nu d\u00e5. Det skall klippas \u00e5tminstone en decimeter. Halva \u00f6ronen \u00e4r m\u00e5lbilden. Vill INTE se ut som en ordningsvakt i skolan. Men kommer ut d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n och ser ut som en s\u00e5dan s\u00e5klart. Alltid. Det beh\u00f6ver ruffsas till lite h\u00e5ret. Vara med om lite liv. Inte kammas p\u00e5 n\u00e5gra dagar.\u00a0 Jod\u00e5. Sen blir det nog bra.<\/p>\n

Fyfan vad ful man \u00e4r i en fris\u00f6rspegel. Sanningss\u00e4gargrejer.\u00a0 Hur vore det med lite AR d\u00e4r egentligen? En miljardindustri.<\/p>\n

Ja och min gravida fris\u00f6rska var b\u00e5de duktig och trevlig.<\/p>\n

Jag n\u00f6jd allts\u00e5. Fyra fris\u00f6rer att slita ut. Hit g\u00e5r jag igen. N\u00e4sta \u00e5r. Eller n\u00e5tt.<\/p>\n

Men fr\u00f6n skall inhandlas ocks\u00e5. F\u00e5glarna pickar p\u00e5 rutorna h\u00e4r och kr\u00e4ver tilldelning. Landar tjugo kilo solrosfr\u00f6n. R\u00e4cker en m\u00e5nad med lite tur.<\/p>\n

Hemma n\u00e4r jag fyller f\u00e5gelmataren dyker de upp. Talgoxarna. Det \u00e4r lite h\u00e4ftigt egentligen att de har koll p\u00e5 det h\u00e4r. Men s\u00e5klart. Det \u00e4r inte storleken p\u00e5 hj\u00e4rnan det handlar om, det \u00e4r hur man anv\u00e4nder den. \u00c4r man dinosaurie\u00e4ttling har man haft tid att f\u00f6rfina det d\u00e4r anv\u00e4ndandet antar jag.<\/p>\n

Det som \u00e5terst\u00e5r sedan \u00e4r allts\u00e5 en halvdag. Den f\u00e5r man g\u00f6ra s\u00e5 mycket det g\u00e5r av. Dricka kaffe och koda. Ja och livet \u00e4r inte s\u00e5 dumt.\u00a0 Det \u00e4r bara att konstatera det.<\/p>\n

Liksom.<\/p>\n

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