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Ganska ofta n\u00e4r jag skall in genom automatiska d\u00f6rrar s\u00e5 \u00f6ppnar de sig inte. Det \u00e4r som de d\u00e4r sensorerna ser alla andra, men fan att de ser mig. Jag f\u00e5r sn\u00e4llt backa n\u00e5gra steg och sen f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka igen.<\/p>\n
Detsamma har g\u00e4llt hotellbokningar. N\u00e5gon bokar rum p\u00e5 hotellet f\u00f6r mig och mitt s\u00e4llskap. ja och s\u00e5 kommer man fram och<\/p>\n
“N\u00e5gon \u00c5ke Hedman finns inte bokad”.,,,<\/p>\n
Har h\u00e4nt mer \u00e4n en g\u00e5ng. Och d\u00e5 r\u00e4knar jag inte bara till tv\u00e5. Det d\u00e4r \u00e4r lite sagan om mitt liv.\u00a0 Jag finns n\u00e4stan inte. Tydligen.\u00a0 Just hotellbokningar h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 sluta ila i Las Vegas n\u00e4r det faktiskt fanns ett rum, men n\u00e4r vi kom in p\u00e5 rummet s\u00e5 l\u00e5g ett \u00e4ldre par och sov i s\u00e4ngen. F\u00f6rv\u00e5nade och r\u00e4dda s\u00e5klart n\u00e4r vi flygtr\u00f6tta dundrade in mitt i natten genom d\u00f6rren. Ja man t\u00e4nker ju p\u00e5 Amerika och snabbheten att ta till pistoler. N\u00e5ja det gick bra. Vi fick ett annat rum. Utan folk sovandes i s\u00e4ngen.<\/p>\n
Men n\u00e4r jag l\u00e4ser notiser som den ovan undrar jag verkligen om jag inte skall satsa p\u00e5 spionyrket. Finns jag ens? Syns jag?<\/p>\n
Jag k\u00f6rde n\u00e4mligen ocks\u00e5 p\u00e5 en \u00e4lg f\u00f6r n\u00e5gra \u00e5r sedan. Ny hyrbil. Totalkraschar den. Men kan kliva ur. Man ringer 112. Det \u00e4r natt jag ser inget. Det regnar. Jag \u00e4r bl\u00f6t i nacken. Blod eller regn. Jag vet inte. Glas \u00f6ver hela mig. \u00c4r jag skadad. Ingen aning egentligen. SOS svarar. Jag ber\u00e4ttar.<\/p>\n
“Finns det n\u00e5gra andra skadade?”<\/p>\n
Ja det \u00f6r det ju inte. S\u00e5 jag mumlar v\u00e4l n\u00e5got. Fem sekunder senare \u00e4r jag kopplad till polisen.<\/p>\n
“Polisen”<\/p>\n
“Jag har k\u00f6rt p\u00e5 en \u00e4lg”<\/p>\n
“OK vi skickar efters\u00f6ksj\u00e4gare”<\/p>\n
Klick<\/p>\n
ja och d\u00e4r st\u00e5r jag i m\u00f6rkret. Darrandes. \u00c4lgen ligger i diket och d\u00f6r. Jag \u00e4r fortfarande bl\u00f6t i nacken. Blod? Regnvatten? Borstar av mig glas. F\u00f6rs\u00f6ker i alla fall f\u00e5 bort s\u00e5 mycket det g\u00e5r fr\u00e5n \u00f6gonen. Men det kommer ta veckor innan allt \u00e4r borta. Fryser. Ringa b\u00e4rgare. Dom skall komma. V\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 efters\u00f6ksj\u00e4gare.<\/p>\n
Ja och s\u00e5 l\u00e4ser jag notiser om n\u00e4r andra krockar med \u00e4lgar. “Polis och r\u00e4ddningstj\u00e4nst ryckte ut”. Det st\u00e5r n\u00e4stan alltid det. Bl\u00e5ljus och full fart. N\u00e4r folk syns och finns.<\/p>\n
Men allts\u00e5. Finna jag? Borde jag bli spion? Obem\u00e4rktare \u00e4n vad jag g\u00e5r omkring i v\u00e4rlden kan v\u00e4l ingen annan \u00e4nd\u00e5 g\u00e5.\u00a0 Liksom. Jag kan s\u00e4kert g\u00e5 in i vilken byggnad som helst, h\u00e4mta lite papper ch sen g\u00e5 ut igen. Ingen noterar det. En bra egenskap f\u00f6r en spion kan tyckas. N\u00e5ja. Fallr v\u00e4l p\u00e5 att man skall se ut som James Bond.<\/p>\n
Nu kl\u00e4mmer vi den h\u00e4r fredagen. Leendes.<\/p>\n
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Ganska ofta n\u00e4r jag skall in genom automatiska d\u00f6rrar s\u00e5 \u00f6ppnar de sig inte. Det \u00e4r som de d\u00e4r sensorerna ser alla andra, men fan att de ser mig. Jag f\u00e5r sn\u00e4llt backa n\u00e5gra steg och sen f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka igen. Detsamma har g\u00e4llt hotellbokningar. 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