{"id":26286,"date":"2017-12-15T08:39:42","date_gmt":"2017-12-15T07:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=26286"},"modified":"2017-12-15T08:39:42","modified_gmt":"2017-12-15T07:39:42","slug":"torka-sig-i-rumpan-index","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=26286","title":{"rendered":"“Torka sig i rumpan index”"},"content":{"rendered":"

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P\u00e5 kontoret. Piggare. HEJA immunf\u00f6rsvaret. Dessa (inte “detta”) tappra som verkar i det tysta, ja f\u00f6r det mesta.\u00a0 Ja som man har ett ansvar f\u00f6r. Ett ansvar som man missk\u00f6ter n\u00e4r man inte g\u00e5r och vilar n\u00e4r kroppen s\u00e4ger ifr\u00e5n. Jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 o\u00e4ndligt tacksam f\u00f6r alla \u00e5r ni verkat i min tj\u00e4nst utan att knorra en enda g\u00e5ng. Tack kamrater!\u00a0 Ni som klarar er utan mig men som jag – och ingen annan – inte klarar mig utan.<\/p>\n

Fast tr\u00f6tt \u00e4r jag. “Torka sig i rumpan” index \u00e4r nere i tre p\u00e5 en tiogradig skala V\u00e4nstern here I come. Har ni n\u00e5gonsin provat att torka er i rumpan med fel hand?<\/p>\n

Stim pungar ut. Historien om en fattig Plura som i jultid g\u00e5r i Stockholm och inte vet hur han skall klara julen och hittar en utbetalningsavi (det h\u00e4r var allts\u00e5 f\u00f6rr) p\u00e5 etthundrafemtiotusen innanf\u00f6r d\u00f6rren n\u00e4r han lite deppig kommer hem \u00e4r klassisk.\u00a0 Julen och n\u00e5gon m\u00e5nad till efter det \u00e4r r\u00e4ddad. Han g\u00e5r ut och k\u00f6per sig en gitarr. S\u00e5klart m\u00e5ste han det. Man m\u00e5ste ju det i ett s\u00e5dant d\u00e4r l\u00e4ge. Eller hur? R\u00e4kningar f\u00f6st, k\u00f6pa gitarr sen. Plura som \u00e4r “all in” gjorde nog tv\u00e4rt om.<\/p>\n

Winnerb\u00e4ck i Dalhalla och p\u00e5 Hudikkalaset i sommar.Det l\u00e4r bli mycket folk p\u00e5 b\u00e5da st\u00e4llena. Blir nog Hudiksvall f\u00f6r v\u00e5r del. Om vi nu f\u00e5r till en biljett och bensin.\u00a0 \u00c4n s\u00e5 l\u00e4nge, som plan, som dr\u00f6m, \u00e4r det gratis. Helt och h\u00e5llet.<\/p>\n

Ni som har sv\u00e5rt f\u00f6r “torka sig i rumpan index” skall vara glad att jag inte illustrerar inl\u00e4gget med n\u00e5got \u00e5t det h\u00e5llet. Det kan alltid bli v\u00e4rre.<\/p>\n

Urs\u00e4kta pausen. H\u00e4mtar kaffe…<\/p>\n

Media f\u00e5r traditionsenligt upp \u00f6gonen f\u00f6r djurskyddet s\u00e5h\u00e4r till jul. Japp, jag \u00e4r vegetarian av etiska sk\u00e4l men vafan \u00e4r inte det d\u00e4r lite taskigt mot alla som \u00e4ter k\u00f6tt. F\u00f6r billiga po\u00e4ng liksom.\u00a0 Att dela ut s\u00e5 enkla d\u00e5liga samveten i en tid p\u00e5 \u00e5ret\u00a0 n\u00e4r folk har nog \u00e4nd\u00e5. Japp, jag skulle helst vilja se en v\u00e4rld d\u00e4r ingen endaste en \u00e5t k\u00f6tt. Men det finns mer \u00e4n juletid att fundera p\u00e5 det f\u00f6r var och en som nu kan acceptera djurhanteringen. F\u00f6r i grund och botten \u00e4r det d\u00e4r n\u00e5got man m\u00e5ste ransaka sig sj\u00e4lv och sina egna tankar och k\u00e4nslor om.\u00a0 De flesta orkar inte \u00e4nd\u00e5 inte t\u00e4nka l\u00e4ngre \u00e4n till antalet tum p\u00e5 sin tv-apparat \u00e4nd\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Nu skall jag l\u00e5ta min dag b\u00f6rja. Japp, jag har riktiga dagar, \u00e4ven om jag fyller dem med l\u00e5tsasarbete. Ja och jag \u00e4r en lycklig fan. N\u00e4r jag f\u00e5r g\u00f6ra det, p\u00e5 grund av det. Ja j\u00e4vlar, liksom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

P\u00e5 kontoret. Piggare. HEJA immunf\u00f6rsvaret. Dessa (inte “detta”) tappra som verkar i det tysta, ja f\u00f6r det mesta.\u00a0 Ja som man har ett ansvar f\u00f6r. Ett ansvar som man missk\u00f6ter n\u00e4r man inte g\u00e5r och vilar n\u00e4r kroppen s\u00e4ger ifr\u00e5n. Jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 o\u00e4ndligt tacksam f\u00f6r alla \u00e5r ni verkat i min tj\u00e4nst utan att […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":28865,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=28865","url_meta":{"origin":26286,"position":0},"title":"Sitter p\u00e5 rumpan","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2018-06-09","format":false,"excerpt":"Tomatfr\u00f6n och paprikafr\u00f6n fr\u00e5n de d\u00e4r gr\u00f6nsakerna p\u00e5 v\u00e4g ut till komposten nedpetade i jorden. 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