{"id":25016,"date":"2017-08-15T08:33:04","date_gmt":"2017-08-15T07:33:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=25016"},"modified":"2017-08-15T08:57:45","modified_gmt":"2017-08-15T07:57:45","slug":"ramlade-av","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=25016","title":{"rendered":"Ramlade av"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-25019\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170815_092150290-768x1024.jpg?resize=580%2C774\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"774\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170815_092150290.jpg?resize=768%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170815_092150290.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170815_092150290.jpg?w=1160&amp;ssl=1 1160w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/IMG_20170815_092150290.jpg?w=1740&amp;ssl=1 1740w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Andra dagen efter en rekordl\u00e5ng semester. Jag \u00e4r tr\u00f6tt som en d\u00f6rrpost. Ja om man nu kan vara det. Ja f\u00f6rresten, tydligen kan man det eftersom jag de facto \u00e4r det. Men konstaterar g\u00f6r jag att jag borde allts\u00e5 stannat i s\u00e4ngen n\u00e4r klockan ringer vid sjutiden. Sovit ut. Dr\u00f6mt klart. Men g\u00f6r allts\u00e5 inte det. G\u00e5r ist\u00e4llet upp. \u00c4ter en sm\u00f6rg\u00e5s. Plockar i mig lite blodtrycksmedicin. De som skall ge mig tv\u00e5 \u00e5r extra. Sen, duschar jag och g\u00e5r ner f\u00f6r trapporna till l\u00e5tsaskontoret. Det skall l\u00e5tsasjobbas.<\/p>\n<p>Ringer f\u00f6rresten. Inga klockor &#8220;ringer&#8221; nu f\u00f6r tiden. Ja och &#8220;klockor&#8221;&#8230; \u00c4ven om de har b\u00f6rjat dyka upp igen p\u00e5 folks armar s\u00e5 vette fan om de skall definieras som klockor. Rymdmonster snarare. Arm\/fot-bojor. \u00d6vervakningapparatur.\u00a0 Men man vill s\u00e5klart ha en. Helst den gamla igen som man sl\u00e4ngde bort. Sucker liksom. Ja om man verkligen sl\u00e4ngde bort den. Antagligen ligger den i n\u00e5gon l\u00e5da, n\u00e5gonstans. Kanske kan den \u00e5terfinnas av kommande generationer. Eller inte. Eldas upp med annat avfall p\u00e5 en \u00e5tervinningsanl\u00e4ggning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Back in the saddle&#8221; blev &#8220;Back in the sadle&#8221; ig\u00e5r. S\u00e5dant h\u00e4nder.\u00a0 &#8220;SADel&#8221; skulle man kunnat bortf\u00f6rklarat de med. Men f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker inte ens. Jag st\u00e5r f\u00f6r mina stavfel. Den utan skuld kastar den f\u00f6rsta stenen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/sv.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kullamannen_(TV-serie)\">Kullamannen<\/a> bor inte h\u00e4r. Utifall n\u00e5gon undrar.<\/p>\n<p>Kanske bor han i \u00d6sterlen.<\/p>\n<p>Fast troligare i Sk\u00e5ne, Kullahalv\u00f6n d\u00e5 s\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n<p>Hur jag nu kom att t\u00e4nka p\u00e5 den serien mitt i alltsammans.<\/p>\n<p>Frasse. Herrekatten h\u00e4r i huset. Kungen av kullen h\u00e5ller den fortfarande. Frasse \u00e4r 72 \u00e5r omr\u00e4knad i m\u00e4nnisko\u00e5r men dagens invaderande katt verkade skapligt spak n\u00e4r den jagades iv\u00e4g. Trodde han redan f\u00e5tt ge sig och \u00f6verl\u00e4mnat kronan som kung \u00f6ver kullen. Men tydligen inte. Men de b\u00f6rjar bli lite \u00e5lderdomliga v\u00e5ra katter. Ja utom Petite, lillkatten. Byssan, &#8220;gammelkatta&#8221; \u00e4r 88 \u00e5r omr\u00e4knat i m\u00e4nnisko\u00e5r. Vinglar fram. Evigt f\u00f6rkyld. \u00c4r stel. Men pigg och hungrig.<\/p>\n<p>Det \u00e4r gott att ha katter. En av de goda sakerna i livet. Helt klart. Sv\u00e5rt att t\u00e4nka sig ett liv utan.<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e4tter p\u00e5 kaffe. Fortfarande franskrostat. Som jag skulle &#8220;testa&#8221; och d\u00e4rf\u00f6r la i kundvagnen sist det begav sig. \u00c4ckligt. Men jag st\u00e5r mitt kast. Dricker upp. G\u00f6r slut p\u00e5. Innan man f\u00e5r dricka &#8220;riktigt&#8221; kaffe igen. Fast egentligen skall jag v\u00e4l inte dricka kaffe alls. Har redan ont i magen. Orsak, tv\u00e5 koppar i g\u00e5r. Fransm\u00e4nnen har nog magar som \u00e4r mer l\u00e4mpade f\u00f6r den d\u00e4r rosten. Tydligen inte jag. Fast jag brukar kunna h\u00e4lla ner och sv\u00e4lja ner det mesta. Franskrostat kaffe \u00e4r tydligen det st\u00e4lle d\u00e4r gr\u00e4nsen g\u00e5r. Ligger v\u00e4l strax innan avloppsvatten ungef\u00e4r.<\/p>\n<p>En kaffe kan \u00e5 andra sidan kanske g\u00f6ra att man piggnar till. Bara blir tr\u00f6tt som en soptunna. En trr\u00f6tthetsniv\u00e5 som \u00e4r enklare att hantera eftersom jag oftare befinner mig d\u00e4r.<\/p>\n<p>Ulf Lundell \u00e4r nog Kullamannen f\u00f6rresten.<\/p>\n<p>Numera.<\/p>\n<p>Japp.<\/p>\n<p>Det tror jag.<\/p>\n<p>Fy fan s\u00e5 illa kaffet smakar. Fy och bl\u00f6\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4\u00e4&#8230; Men sv\u00e4lj. S\u00e5klart.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/eurosource.se\/timeleft.php\">1568<\/a> dagar kvar. Ja j\u00e4vlar. Tiden g\u00e5r. Livet g\u00e5r. Hoppet best\u00e5r.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e4 nu s\u00e5. Nu k\u00f6r vi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andra dagen efter en rekordl\u00e5ng semester. Jag \u00e4r tr\u00f6tt som en d\u00f6rrpost. Ja om man nu kan vara det. Ja f\u00f6rresten, tydligen kan man det eftersom jag de facto \u00e4r det. Men konstaterar g\u00f6r jag att jag borde allts\u00e5 stannat i s\u00e4ngen n\u00e4r klockan ringer vid sjutiden. Sovit ut. Dr\u00f6mt klart. 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