{"id":24856,"date":"2017-07-06T07:33:26","date_gmt":"2017-07-06T06:33:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=24856"},"modified":"2020-06-08T07:48:33","modified_gmt":"2020-06-08T06:48:33","slug":"sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=24856","title":{"rendered":"Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Till och med datorerna \u00e4r sega idag. Ute, vid \u00e5tta, \u00e4r det sex grader. Svensk skitsommar men s\u00e5klart fortfarande finns det hopp om b\u00e4ttring. Hatar, ja HATAR, det h\u00e4r kalla. Men ligger i alla fall inte i t\u00e4lt. Alltid n\u00e5got. Huggormen som kr\u00f6p under bron ig\u00e5r n\u00e4r jag vattnade blommor har haft en sv\u00e5r natt. Om nu kallblodiga har det. De kanske bara lugnt och stilla somnar ifr\u00e5n alltsammans. Beh\u00f6ver inte uppleva skiten. Vaknar n\u00e4r det \u00e4r varmt nog f\u00f6r att orka r\u00f6ra sig igen. L\u00e5ter som en dr\u00f6m n\u00e4r man t\u00e4nker p\u00e5 det.<\/p>\n

Sj\u00e4lv vaknar jag “normaltid” utan klocka. Lever jag \u00e4r jag sugen. Oftast \u00e5tminstone. Glad att leva ocks\u00e5. Varf\u00f6r man nu \u00e4r det.\u00a0 Undrar ofta \u00f6ver det. Skulle egentligen beh\u00f6va en whisky. Men n\u00e5gon ordning f\u00e5r det \u00e4nd\u00e5 vara.<\/p>\n

Stefan Nolervik<\/a> har f\u00f6rsvunnit fr\u00e5n blogghimlen verkar det som. Det var ett tag sedan det var n\u00e5gon uppdatering d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n. Saknar. Han skriver j\u00e4vligt bra, gubben.<\/p>\n

Nu var det en s\u00e5dan d\u00e4r svordom med i fl\u00f6det igen.<\/p>\n

Ber om urs\u00e4kt.<\/p>\n

Men v\u00e4rst f\u00f6r mig s\u00e5klart som f\u00e5r svarta fl\u00e4ckar p\u00e5 tungan och inte kommer till himlen.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 mycket strunt… suck…<\/p>\n

Mustasch, Double Nature<\/a> piggar upp mig. Verkar dock inte hj\u00e4lpa mycket p\u00e5 datorers pigghet. Seeeeeeeeeegt.<\/p>\n

Aftonbladetrubrik idag. Det blir inte mer sex h\u00e4r \u00e4n “sex grader”. Sorry.<\/p>\n

En semla vore det gott att s\u00e4tta t\u00e4nderna i. \u00c4nnu hellre tv\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Men nu s\u00e5. L\u00e5t dagen b\u00f6rja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Till och med datorerna \u00e4r sega idag. Ute, vid \u00e5tta, \u00e4r det sex grader. Svensk skitsommar men s\u00e5klart fortfarande finns det hopp om b\u00e4ttring. Hatar, ja HATAR, det h\u00e4r kalla. Men ligger i alla fall inte i t\u00e4lt. Alltid n\u00e5got. Huggormen som kr\u00f6p under bron ig\u00e5r n\u00e4r jag vattnade blommor har haft en sv\u00e5r natt. 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