{"id":24112,"date":"2017-04-13T11:11:26","date_gmt":"2017-04-13T10:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=24112"},"modified":"2017-04-13T12:19:47","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T11:19:47","slug":"dammsugarmunstycken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=24112","title":{"rendered":"Dammsugarmunstycken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24113\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/8873800368158.jpg?resize=580%2C580\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"580\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Allts\u00e5, dammsugarmunstycken. Varf\u00f6r sitter det en borste fram p\u00e5 dem? Jo jag vet att man kan f\u00e4lla bort den, men n\u00e4r den \u00e4r framme. Men vafan liksom, man skjuter ju bara skr\u00e4pet framf\u00f6r sig. Vore det inte vettigare om borsten satt d\u00e4r insuget \u00e4r. Allts\u00e5 man f\u00f6r den fram\u00e5t, skr\u00e4p samlas upp av borsten och sugs in, man f\u00f6r den bak\u00e5t, skr\u00e4p samlas i borsten och sugs in.\u00a0 Ja ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att skjutsa br\u00f6dsmulorna framf\u00f6r sig. D\u00e5 kan man ju lika g\u00e4rna vandra omkring med en sop. Sopa ihop och dammsuga upp h\u00f6gen efter\u00e5t. Ja eller skippa dammsugaren helt och h\u00e5llet och skyffla upp.<\/p>\n<p>Skall man beh\u00f6va tillverka ett eget dammsugarmunstycke ocks\u00e5? Ett som fungerar.<\/p>\n<p>Fast \u00e4nnu b\u00e4ttre. En h\u00f6guppl\u00f6st kamera i taket. Hamnar det en smula p\u00e5 golvet eller uppst\u00e5r ett dammlager s\u00e5 vips s\u00e5 \u00e4r en liten snabb grej, stor som en mus, d\u00e4r och fixar det. Inga fler dammsugningar. En annan musstor sak kunde v\u00e4l st\u00e5 f\u00f6r skurningen. Den jag skall ta tag i nu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Allts\u00e5, dammsugarmunstycken. Varf\u00f6r sitter det en borste fram p\u00e5 dem? Jo jag vet att man kan f\u00e4lla bort den, men n\u00e4r den \u00e4r framme. Men vafan liksom, man skjuter ju bara skr\u00e4pet framf\u00f6r sig. Vore det inte vettigare om borsten satt d\u00e4r insuget \u00e4r. Allts\u00e5 man f\u00f6r den fram\u00e5t, skr\u00e4p samlas upp av borsten och [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":24,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-betraktelser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":24590,"url":"https:\/\/www.akehedman.se\/wordpress\/?p=24590","url_meta":{"origin":24112,"position":0},"title":"D\u00f6dens byracka nafsar en i h\u00e4larna.","author":"\u00c5ke Hedman","date":"2017-06-08","format":false,"excerpt":"Det finns morgnar n\u00e4r man kanske bara skulle ligga kvar i s\u00e4ngen, eller om man tar sig upp d\u00e4rifr\u00e5n, stanna i duschen, ja, och nog blir det en l\u00e5ng dusch idag alltid. 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